See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

Someone got into a decidedly unfunny fender-bender with Ellen, on Sunset across from the Laugh Factory. Celebrities – they're just like us!

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

The only way to cure Ellen Degeneres' sadness is with some nice lesbian boobs.

Okay okay, this girl is totally obnoxious but, you gotta admit, her skill is weirdly impressive. We thought she was cheating but good ol' Ellen proves it's real in the end... She really ought to put her talent to better use... If only she could spit some flow... (something a little better than, "you're so pretty it's like looking in the mirror!")

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

This is the one piece of anatomy they don't cover enough on Grey's Anatomy, nipples!

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

What happens when your favorite celebrities start making televisions in Mexico? Insanity, that’s what.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Ellen DeGeneres sent her writer, Amy, through a Halloween maze at Universal Studios Hollywood. The result is awesome.

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

You pick the star, pick the plot, pick your nose, whatever. It's time to create your very own movie poster.

Whoose Boobs walks the red carpet with televisions finest.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Next year, maybe there will be some poorly timed musical numbers, too.

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.