Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

Booble.com supposed tried to buy SuperBowl airtime to play this commercial. They were mercilessly shot down.

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

What can we say, the 80s were a confusing time? We're glad she's wearing her workout gear though because it can get really sweaty when you... blink.

Just some minor improvements...

Where to even start with this one...? Some background: This is how someone at the Norwegian [Software] Developers Conference decided to celebrate the release of a series of updates to Microsoft's Windows Azure cloud computing platform. The totally "out there", vulgar, and mildly offensive routine preceded Microsoft's official presentation and, needless to say, the folks at Micrsoft are not too happy. Watch and listen closely to catch such gems as "The words 'micro' and 'soft' don't apply to my penis (or vagina)" and "coding is my drug"... Tell me, who said computer developers don't have a sense of humor (or rhythm)? Much to the contrary, seems like these guys look for any excuse to party! Wonder if this song will make it to the Itunes top 10...?

This is the clip from Thailand's Got Talent that's been causing a whirlwind of controversy. In it this seemingly innocent young woman announces that her talent is painting, then proceeds to take off her shirt, pour paint all over her breasts, and use them as, well, paint brushes. The judges, Thai Cultural Minister, and other Thai officials are all hot and bothered questioning, for one thing, if the act is, in fact, art. We believe that the controversy it sparked is proof that, indeed, it is. Regardless the looks on the faces of the Judges and other audience members are priceless. You go Duangjai Jansaunoi!

Get a load of this guy! After leading police on a high speed chase in which he hit a number of cars, he had a few things to say, one being that he would "never ever, ever, ever, disrespect law enforcement by running away". Clearly. We won't waste your time with anymore explanation, this video is just too good! Watch away!

This kid is scared out of his mind on the roller coaster, and I don't blame him! Those things are god damned, mutha f*cking scary!!! I would be doing the exact same thing. But he's only 16, some one ought to wash out his potty mouth!

DISTURBING to the core. This is from Giulliani's Inner Circle Press Roast in 2000. An oldie, but goodie.

BANG! BANG! Awwww! ('nuff said).

What can we say, it's pretty much always funny seeing someone get hit in the face by their own doing...

Alright, well this one's kinda mean, and kinda funny... until the poor lil baby gets it. It's at once slightly genius and and pretty damn immature. You be the judge...

Oh boy, another machine replacing humans in an area where that might not be the best idea! Does pizza from a machine, let alone a "human free environment" really sound that appealing? (and while we're at it, since when is "pizza" a verb?!) We guess the makers are assuming all humans are unhygienic, lazy, slobs prone to screwing up even the simplest of tasks. Doesn't look like any pizza we want to eat. We're surprised by the Italians, not for the overtly sexy spokes model though, that's right up their alley. Lady, button your shirt! Or, just take the damn thing off! No need to play coy... And we still don't want your pizza!

This video is hilarious! Nothing we could write here could come close to any of this man's brilliant one liners. Welcome to Eric Kelly's Church Street Boxing Gym where Eric has little faith in his clients and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. The problem? Because of the gym's location it's clientele consists mostly of wall street guys whom Eric feels have no business up in his world, "You don't see me going down to wall street, picking up a brief case and trying to type do you? Cuz that's not what I do, i beat the f*ck outta people, ya know what I mean?" (Sure. Because that's what wall street people do, type. ) Watch on...

Really this is nothing new, a product promising to increase one's sexual prowess, but the fish and dog too? Let's break this down. Man puts on Brut aftershave. Suddenly man's wife is pregnant (and apparently it's 8 months later). Also with child, however, are man's fish and dog. Ergo, Brut turns men on to beastiality.

There is no better way to see celebrities than by checking out Google's Street View of Hollywood.

Springsteen, a champion of the underdog, now actually makes sense as an icon of Microsoft's dwindling market share.

We all know Clay Aiken is a dance music icon. Now we can finally see his first dance music video!

They're in search of the perfect deli meat, to make a huge, sexy sandwich.

Try to get to the end goal but watch out not to get spotted by the search lights!

Peel back your eyelids and search for the sexy differences in the photos we show you. We even time you!

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Get out your magnifying glasses and search for the sexy differences in each of the photos we give you. The hunt continues, so be there for the adventure!

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!