SANJAYA'S MOTHER LOVES TO SMOKE THE WEED; STILL HAS HOT SISTER

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG@!@!@#@!!!!!



I cannot believe the news that just dropped today. SANJAYA'S MOTHER IS A MARIJUANA DEALER!!!!!

Sanjaya's Mom & Boobs

YES, you heard that right: SANJAYA'S MOTHER SMOKES AND SELLS WEED OUT OF HER HOUSE!!!

Was the mom of Sanjaya Malakar popped for growing marijuana? According to American weekly magazine 'The National Enquirer' they have unearthed legal records that show that Sanjaya Malakar's mom was indeed popped for pot. The magazine will report in this week's issue that Malakar's American-born mother, Jillian Blyth, was busted in Pierce County, Wash., in February 2005 after neighbors reported smelling marijuana and noticed a large vent on the garage roof, according to court records obtained exclusively by The Enquirer, this week's issue details.



According to the report - cops discovered 310 marijuana plants, growing lights -- and Sanjaya's then 17-year-old sister Shyamali. Next, the busty Shyamali told officers that her mom was at another location in nearby Federal Way, Washington, and when the cops got there, they found a second marijuana-growing operation!

I can't believe this. I mean, Sanjaya's voice is as smooth as silk...HOW COULD HIS MOTHER PUT HIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE BOX IN SO MUCH DANGER!!!!



People don't realize that drugs are bad and can do serious damage to your body if you do too much. That's why I stick to LEGAL DRUGS. Pills are not bad because they are PRESCRIBED BY DOCTORS. If a doctor gives it too you it isn't bad.



But weed? Marijuana? You might as well put a gun to you head and pull the trigger because that's what you're doing. That's what illegal drugs do. They kill you.



The truth is, if you really want to do drugs see a Psychologist, or just push yourself down the stairs. If you see a Psychologist they can give you stuff like Xanax, Zoloft, Viagra, and awesome drugs like that. Let's say you break your neck and go to a real doctor. There they'll give you things like MORPHINE, OXYCONTIN and other opiates that will surely get YOU F***ED UP!!!!!!



I just hope Sangina isn't a drug abuser himself. There are not many people like me that can do drugs and stay normal. It takes talent and years of practice.



Let's hope his mom is weed-free, too. SANJAYA DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE BAD INFLUENCES IN HIS LIFE!!!

Sanjaya's Boobie Sister

xoxoxoxox



PAULA ABDUL

MY NAME IS PAULA AND I'M GOING TO RELEASE MY OWN SEX TAPE!

JUST KIDDING! LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL



While I'm sad that Leggy Scarnato was voted off American Idol last night, I think we all have to remember what's important here -- AMERICAN IDOL SEX TAPES!!!!!



Yes, it seems to have happened and I and the American Idol producers are NOT THAT HAPPY ABOUT IT.



Second season Idoloror Oliva Mojica has just released a sex tape on the internet.

I just don't get it. Why do these woman DO THIS TO THEMESELVES!!!!



IT IS DISGUSTING THAT THESE GIRLS put themselves out there like this -- LIKE PIECES OF MEAT WAITING TO BE FLUFFED AND PUFFED BY A GUY WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THEM!!!@



I don't think that sex is bad. When everybody and their mother was accusing me of having sex with that cute American Idol guy last season (or the season before? -- i need another pill -- GULLPPPP) they were calling me a SLUT A HOEBAG AND A LITTLE SLUT AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS I WOULDN'T DARE REPEAT HERE.



That was a little extreme. BUT IF YOU THIN K ABOUT IT I DIDN'T RELEASE A SEX TAPE NO I DIDN'T. i am comfortable with my sexuality so much that i don't have to show my punanni and talents to the world. I don't. And YES I AM VERY TALENTED.



But this Oliva Mojica girl...WHAT'S HER DEAL? Does anybody evenn remmber her? She walks around in her sex video like a little tramp -- DARE I SAY THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF TALENT THAT SHE IS MAKING THIS SEX TAPE???



DARE I SAY IT? DARE IIIIIIIII?



The producers are thinking about taking down her picutures from the American Idol website.



I APPLAUD YOU AMERICAN IDOL PRUDUCERS! YOU HAVE TO STAND UP TO THESE SLUTS TO MAKE SURE NONE OF THE GIRLS THAT WATCH OUR SHOW COPY HER SEXY ANTICS!!!!!



We cannot let American Idol BE RULED BY A BUNCH OF SLUTS.



Some called Haley a slut. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LEGS, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SLUT.

RELEASING A SEX TAPE WHE3RE YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GUTTER-TRAMP NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SLUT.



please people. WE NEED TO STOP THIS MADNESS.



STOP AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANTS FROM RELEASING SEX TAPES.



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paula adbul

IDOL ROUND: THAT PUNKY GIRL REALLY HAD A NICE SMILE!

Hello EVERYBODY! Wheewwwwwww....what a week. What a time. What a competition we're having here. I PROMISE YOU that I will not talk about Sanjaya in this post right now. You know how we, the judges, feel about this smiling child of God. While Simon is just jealous that Sanjaya has more fans that him, and Randy doesn't know what to think sometimes, I ON THE OTHER HAND LOVE THIS KID! HE'S ADORABLE! HE REALLY IS!!!!!!!



aHHHHHHH!



oKAY. Le'ts talk about Gina Glocksen.







Sure she was a talented singer. She had that great big singer's chin...some wonderfully giant singer's teeth that made her look like a fabulous and beautiful horse. BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT GINA was her smile...ah, and how fitting was it that she left us after she sang SMILE. Simon made a snide comment about how he couldn't stop looking at Gina's arms. I don't think they are too big....and I do not believe she is too fat.....I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU CAN LOOK AT HER CHUBBY ARMS WHEN YOU SHOULD REALLY JUST BE HEARING HER FABULOUS VOICE.



It is sad that such a talent has to go -- BUT LET ME REMIND YOU ALL THAT THIS IS A COMPETITION. EVEN THOUGH I WISH i CAN TAKE YOU ALL TO MY HOUSE AND PUT YOU IN A BIG CAGE AND PET YOU DOESN'T MAKE THIS ANY EASIER.



If I ran this competition you'd all win and get little fuzzy bears as gifts BECAUSE NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SLEEPING WITH A LITTLE FUZZY BEAR!!!!!! LOLZ! M



I'M OFF AND HAVE TO CATCH A FLIGHT TO VEGAS TO HANG OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!

I AM NOT A RACIST, I AM SIMPLY A LOVER OF BLACK MUSIC

Let me just get something off my chest before everyone goes accusing me being a racist - I AM NOT A RACIST~! I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE AND I LOVE BLACK MUSIC!!! JUST BECAUSE I TELL AN AFRICAN AMERICAN THAT THEY'RE GOING TO WIN THIS THING IN SPADES, ALL IT MEANS IS THAT I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO WIN THIS COMPETITION! DON'T READ INTO MY ALLEGED RACISM!!!!

You can check out the video of my alleged racism right here!!!

***ANGRY CAPS LOCK OFF***

Okay, well that was nice! LOL. What a competition last night. I'm sure everyone is talking about Sanjaya's Hair Style. It was BEAUTIFUL. IF THERe's one thing you have to do to win American Idol it's TAKE CHANCES! FREE YOURSELF!!! FREE YOUR MIND!!!! LOVE IT OR LOSE IT!!!

Sanjaya might be a little queer, but he's a great talent and HE'S EXCITING EVERY WEEK!!!!

You know what, I've been getting some flack this year about being a little too mean to the contestants. They say I'm more opinionated than previous years. They say I have m ore to say this year. They're saying I'm acting less drunk, less out of it.

People, I just want to say thank you!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A roll model for people!!!! and you don't know how hard it is to stay off pills during the taping of a live show -- BUT IF THAT'S WHAT I HVE TO DO, THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO DO!!!

Can we just talk Idol for a second? WHO WILL GET KICKED OFF TONIGHT?????

Haley? Her performance was a little boring last night, but this girl sure knows how to show off her bootie? You should have seen Randy's boner next to me -- i though he's poke Ryan in the eye it was so big!!! LOLZ.,


How about Gina? I don't care if people thinks she has a horse face or that she shops at Hot Topic -- the girl can sing!!!! But there are some whispers going around the show that she might get booted because people hate emo. i have no idea what emo is but people seem to be making a big deal out of it.


I'm really sad that the one who really might be going home is Chris Richardson. He's cute, he can do more runs than most diarrehetics....but he's just not one of the stronger male contestants. That title goes to BLACK LEWIS THE CUTEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!




AREN'T YOU JUST SALIVATING OVER THIS BEAT BOX MASTER, LADIES? HE IS SO ADORABLE AND HIS VOICE JUST SOUNDS LIKE BUTTER ALL OVER YOUR BODY!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Okay! I'll stop before I get in trouble (again)! I'll see you tonight on the tube when we see who gets to go home, jack!

XOXO

PAULA

SANJAYA'S SISTER HAS A NICE RACK

Hello Friends in the American Idol Blogger World! How are we doing this fine beautiful week! It's sunny and warm and fluffy here in Los Angeles AND I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I LOVE YOU SOOO SOO MUCH!!!! MUAH MUAH!!! **KISSES** **KISSES**



So we're down to 10 FINALISTS!!! Stephanie Edwards (the one with all the glue in her hair) was voted off the show!!!! Can you believe this!?! She was one of the best singers on the stage and SHE WAS KICKED OFFF!!@! I don't know what to say except DON'T WORRY STEPHANIE WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR SMOOTH VOICE AND SHAPELY HAIR STYLINGSS!!!!!! YOU WILL BE MISSED!!!!

All eyes are on Sanjaya now....will he make it to the top? Will he be voted off next week? Will my pharmacist EVER FILL MY PRESCRIPTIONS WITHOUT A DOCTOR'S NOTE THIS WEEKEND?!! A lot is up in the air...but I tell you what I don't believe...

I don't believe Sanjaya is a joke. I don't think he can't sing. He's like a little Michael Jackson fetus now. Soon he will grow into a bigger Michael Jackson Man Child and Take the World By Storm!!! I can feel it!!!!

DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS SANJAYA!!! YOUR LIPS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WANT TO LICK YOUR PEACH FUZZED MUSTACHE!!!!!!

Probably the most shocking news of the week is the revelation that SANJAYA'S SISTER HAS THE BIGGEST BOOBIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

Remember his sister? She was in the Idol Auditions but we judges voted her off because we thought the show would be more hilarious with a dude who creeps people out on it?

WELL THIS CHICK HAS A NICE PAIR OF BOOBS! BEHOLD!!!


You like? How about some bouncing boobies?


And I know many of my male readers would probably like another....

WOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!

I hope you guys didn't just explode onto your computer screens. Is is it weird to think that you want to bang somebody that's related to SANJAYA!!!?!?! LOL

JUST KIDDING SANJAYA!!@! WE LOVE YOU!!! WE WANT TO SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! AND WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT HAIRSTYLE!!!

XOXOX

PAULA

AMERICAN IDOL ROUNDUP: ONE MORE DOWN AND WHERE IS MELINDA DOOLITTLE'S NECK?

Hello PEOPLE I LUVVVVVV YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Long time no talk, and you should know that even though I don't blog in here every day, that I love you and that if I could hug each and every one of you people in the blogosphere (is that what it's called) I would...BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL WONDERFUL!!!!

It's always sad when one of the contestants hit's the road, and during the final 12 it's even harder. This week we said goodbye to Brandon Rogers. I AM SOOO PROUD OF BRANDON. He had a great smile, a terrific stage presents, and totally didn't never ever ever look like a typical Los Angeles actor who's as fake as a three dollar bill. Brandon is beautiful. He has a smooth voice, that Lenny Kravitz hair, and a smile that makes my knees wobble.

Then why did he go? Well, apparently America is in love with Sanjaya, that sweet little soul so many of us want to cradle like a little gay kitten. I totally under stand this for I, too, am a fan of Sanjaya. He's reminds me of a younger, blacker Michael Jackson! HE IS ADORABLE!!! His soft voice...that girlish giggle....his sweet dance moves. And his voice...it's so pleasant....it's so calming....it's so...THE SECOND COMING OF MICHAEL JACKSON!?!?!?!?!

ZOMG!?!?!?!?!!!!!! IS MICHALE JACKSON REALLLY CHANNELING HIMSELF THROUGH AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT SANJAYA!!!!!

We can only hope FOR HE IS SOOOO LOVALBLE I JUST WANT TO SQUISH HIS LITTLE NOSE AND PERM IS FLUFFY HAIR!!!!

ahhh......so happy right now.

Lots of people are complaining that the singers this year aren't that good compared to years pasts. To those people I say TAKE A CHILL PILL (but don't take any of mine LOLZ ....;) ...) I think we just need to wait for everybody to come out of their shells.....IT'S SCARY ON THE BIG STAGE!!! Usually people have some to drink before going on stage (I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!!), but these people are just kids. GIVE THEM A CHANCE!!!!

Meanwhile...I don't mean to be mean...but...where is Melinda Doolittle's neck?

I TOT@LLY DON'T WANT TO BANG ANY OF THIS YEARS AMERICAN IDOLZ!

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

How is everybody doing in bloggerland? I LOVE YOU! I absolutely adore being part of the AMERICAN IDOL BLOGGING COMMUNITY! There are so many of you out here that care so much about the show that I just want you to know that I'm here and that I love you AND THAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!!

In just a couple hours we go live on the air and choose the FINAL 12!?!?! Can you believe we're here already? It's just crazy. It's amazing. I cannot believe the talent we have here this season. IT IS TALENT IN ALL CAPS!!!!

Now some of been saying that tthis is the worst season in American Idol History. I think that's disagreeable. While some of the guys you might make an argument for cannot sing, they are pretty cute. And doesn't that matter to? We like to say that American Idol is a singing competition, but let's not kid ourselves here....IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!!!! AND I LOVE IMAGE AND I LOVE OUR AMERICAN IDOLS THIS YEAR!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Cuteness goes a long way. A LONG WAY. Remeber that guy I allegedly had an affair with a few seasons ago? Well, he was allegedly cute and I would totally allegedly bang him, even IF HE COULDN'T SING. But this is a competition, and I don't discriminate!!!!!!!Q!!!!!!!!

ANYWHOOOOOOOO. WHO IS GOING TO BE KICKED OFF TONIGHT?!?!

Ms. WhorePants Antonella Barbra!?! Yes!

Ms. Haley I'm So Boring Somebody Please Stab My Eyes Scarnato! Yes!!!

Mr. Chubby Cakes Cutie McGee? No!?!

Mrs. Sanjaya Michael Jackson?! Yes! Please Yes!!!

Well, those are my pics. If I had it my way EVERY SINGLE CONTESTANT WOULD BE AN AMERICAN IDOL AND THEN WE CAN ALL LIVE ON A GIANT CLOUD AND HUG EACH OTHER TILL GOD SHINES HIS AWESOME LIGHT ON ALL OF US!!!! YEAH FOR GOODNESS AND LIGHT!!!!!!!

WOOps....they've come to take me to the set. See you in a few....

Paula!