Wednesday, April 25, 2007

SANJAYA'S MOTHER LOVES TO SMOKE THE WEED; STILL HAS HOT SISTER

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG@!@!@#@!!!!!



I cannot believe the news that just dropped today. SANJAYA'S MOTHER IS A MARIJUANA DEALER!!!!!





Sanjaya's Mom & Boobs



YES, you heard that right: SANJAYA'S MOTHER SMOKES AND SELLS WEED OUT OF HER HOUSE!!!

Was the mom of Sanjaya Malakar popped for growing marijuana? According to American weekly magazine 'The National Enquirer' they have unearthed legal records that show that Sanjaya Malakar's mom was indeed popped for pot. The magazine will report in this week's issue that Malakar's American-born mother, Jillian Blyth, was busted in Pierce County, Wash., in February 2005 after neighbors reported smelling marijuana and noticed a large vent on the garage roof, according to court records obtained exclusively by The Enquirer, this week's issue details.



According to the report - cops discovered 310 marijuana plants, growing lights -- and Sanjaya's then 17-year-old sister Shyamali. Next, the busty Shyamali told officers that her mom was at another location in nearby Federal Way, Washington, and when the cops got there, they found a second marijuana-growing operation!
I can't believe this. I mean, Sanjaya's voice is as smooth as silk...HOW COULD HIS MOTHER PUT HIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE BOX IN SO MUCH DANGER!!!!



People don't realize that drugs are bad and can do serious damage to your body if you do too much. That's why I stick to LEGAL DRUGS. Pills are not bad because they are PRESCRIBED BY DOCTORS. If a doctor gives it too you it isn't bad.



But weed? Marijuana? You might as well put a gun to you head and pull the trigger because that's what you're doing. That's what illegal drugs do. They kill you.



The truth is, if you really want to do drugs see a Psychologist, or just push yourself down the stairs. If you see a Psychologist they can give you stuff like Xanax, Zoloft, Viagra, and awesome drugs like that. Let's say you break your neck and go to a real doctor. There they'll give you things like MORPHINE, OXYCONTIN and other opiates that will surely get YOU F***ED UP!!!!!!



I just hope Sangina isn't a drug abuser himself. There are not many people like me that can do drugs and stay normal. It takes talent and years of practice.



Let's hope his mom is weed-free, too. SANJAYA DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE BAD INFLUENCES IN HIS LIFE!!!





Sanjaya's Boobie Sister



xoxoxoxox



PAULA ABDUL

Thursday, April 12, 2007

MY NAME IS PAULA AND I'M GOING TO RELEASE MY OWN SEX TAPE!

JUST KIDDING! LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL



While I'm sad that Leggy Scarnato was voted off American Idol last night, I think we all have to remember what's important here -- AMERICAN IDOL SEX TAPES!!!!!



Yes, it seems to have happened and I and the American Idol producers are NOT THAT HAPPY ABOUT IT.



Second season Idoloror Oliva Mojica has just released a sex tape on the internet.









I just don't get it. Why do these woman DO THIS TO THEMESELVES!!!!



IT IS DISGUSTING THAT THESE GIRLS put themselves out there like this -- LIKE PIECES OF MEAT WAITING TO BE FLUFFED AND PUFFED BY A GUY WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THEM!!!@



I don't think that sex is bad. When everybody and their mother was accusing me of having sex with that cute American Idol guy last season (or the season before? -- i need another pill -- GULLPPPP) they were calling me a SLUT A HOEBAG AND A LITTLE SLUT AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS I WOULDN'T DARE REPEAT HERE.



That was a little extreme. BUT IF YOU THIN K ABOUT IT I DIDN'T RELEASE A SEX TAPE NO I DIDN'T. i am comfortable with my sexuality so much that i don't have to show my punanni and talents to the world. I don't. And YES I AM VERY TALENTED.



But this Oliva Mojica girl...WHAT'S HER DEAL? Does anybody evenn remmber her? She walks around in her sex video like a little tramp -- DARE I SAY THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF TALENT THAT SHE IS MAKING THIS SEX TAPE???



DARE I SAY IT? DARE IIIIIIIII?



The producers are thinking about taking down her picutures from the American Idol website.



I APPLAUD YOU AMERICAN IDOL PRUDUCERS! YOU HAVE TO STAND UP TO THESE SLUTS TO MAKE SURE NONE OF THE GIRLS THAT WATCH OUR SHOW COPY HER SEXY ANTICS!!!!!



We cannot let American Idol BE RULED BY A BUNCH OF SLUTS.



Some called Haley a slut. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LEGS, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A SLUT.







RELEASING A SEX TAPE WHE3RE YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GUTTER-TRAMP NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SLUT.



please people. WE NEED TO STOP THIS MADNESS.



STOP AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANTS FROM RELEASING SEX TAPES.



x0x0x0x



paula adbul

Friday, April 6, 2007

IDOL ROUND: THAT PUNKY GIRL REALLY HAD A NICE SMILE!

Hello EVERYBODY! Wheewwwwwww....what a week. What a time. What a competition we're having here. I PROMISE YOU that I will not talk about Sanjaya in this post right now. You know how we, the judges, feel about this smiling child of God. While Simon is just jealous that Sanjaya has more fans that him, and Randy doesn't know what to think sometimes, I ON THE OTHER HAND LOVE THIS KID! HE'S ADORABLE! HE REALLY IS!!!!!!!



aHHHHHHH!



oKAY. Le'ts talk about Gina Glocksen.







Sure she was a talented singer. She had that great big singer's chin...some wonderfully giant singer's teeth that made her look like a fabulous and beautiful horse. BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT GINA was her smile...ah, and how fitting was it that she left us after she sang SMILE. Simon made a snide comment about how he couldn't stop looking at Gina's arms. I don't think they are too big....and I do not believe she is too fat.....I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU CAN LOOK AT HER CHUBBY ARMS WHEN YOU SHOULD REALLY JUST BE HEARING HER FABULOUS VOICE.



It is sad that such a talent has to go -- BUT LET ME REMIND YOU ALL THAT THIS IS A COMPETITION. EVEN THOUGH I WISH i CAN TAKE YOU ALL TO MY HOUSE AND PUT YOU IN A BIG CAGE AND PET YOU DOESN'T MAKE THIS ANY EASIER.



If I ran this competition you'd all win and get little fuzzy bears as gifts BECAUSE NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SLEEPING WITH A LITTLE FUZZY BEAR!!!!!! LOLZ! M



I'M OFF AND HAVE TO CATCH A FLIGHT TO VEGAS TO HANG OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!