SANJAYA'S SISTER HAS A NICE RACK

Hello Friends in the American Idol Blogger World! How are we doing this fine beautiful week! It's sunny and warm and fluffy here in Los Angeles AND I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I LOVE YOU SOOO SOO MUCH!!!! MUAH MUAH!!! **KISSES** **KISSES**



So we're down to 10 FINALISTS!!! Stephanie Edwards (the one with all the glue in her hair) was voted off the show!!!! Can you believe this!?! She was one of the best singers on the stage and SHE WAS KICKED OFFF!!@! I don't know what to say except DON'T WORRY STEPHANIE WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR SMOOTH VOICE AND SHAPELY HAIR STYLINGSS!!!!!! YOU WILL BE MISSED!!!!

All eyes are on Sanjaya now....will he make it to the top? Will he be voted off next week? Will my pharmacist EVER FILL MY PRESCRIPTIONS WITHOUT A DOCTOR'S NOTE THIS WEEKEND?!! A lot is up in the air...but I tell you what I don't believe...

I don't believe Sanjaya is a joke. I don't think he can't sing. He's like a little Michael Jackson fetus now. Soon he will grow into a bigger Michael Jackson Man Child and Take the World By Storm!!! I can feel it!!!!

DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS SANJAYA!!! YOUR LIPS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I WANT TO LICK YOUR PEACH FUZZED MUSTACHE!!!!!!

Probably the most shocking news of the week is the revelation that SANJAYA'S SISTER HAS THE BIGGEST BOOBIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

Remember his sister? She was in the Idol Auditions but we judges voted her off because we thought the show would be more hilarious with a dude who creeps people out on it?

WELL THIS CHICK HAS A NICE PAIR OF BOOBS! BEHOLD!!!


You like? How about some bouncing boobies?


And I know many of my male readers would probably like another....

WOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!

I hope you guys didn't just explode onto your computer screens. Is is it weird to think that you want to bang somebody that's related to SANJAYA!!!?!?! LOL

JUST KIDDING SANJAYA!!@! WE LOVE YOU!!! WE WANT TO SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! AND WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR NEXT HAIRSTYLE!!!

XOXOX

PAULA