YOUR WEEKLY THINSPIRATION

YEAH....just wanted you all to know I'm skinnier than you. Kthxbai.

THE RUMORS OF MY ARREST/ADMITTANCE TO REHAB/MANIC DEPRESSIONISM ARE GREATLY EXAGERATED, EXCEPT THE CANCELLATION OF MY TWITTER ACCOUNT. THAT IS TOTALLY TRUE

Wow. Where to start. Big weekend. Crazy weekend. A weekend I'm sure i'm not going to want to have again for as long as I totally live.

First of all, Sam and I are going strong. I love that lesbian so much i want to beat that cute little hat off her head and mold it into a heart that I wear in place of one of the freckles on my chest.

Yeah, I might have gotten again and thrown a few things, but whatevs. Who doesn't do that from time to time. We all go thru pain, we all go thru life and if you're going to bring it the way I do most days sometimes this stuff just happane.

Live life, live strong, and sometime it will go wrong. Don't sweat the small stuff, sweat the the stuff that you really want to sweat - it means the most. To each his own.

ALSO ---- NOT IN REHAB. NOT IN JAIL. Tho that would be hilarious it didn't happen. Can you even imagine me in jail I don't think it would work. No, it totally wouldn't that would TOTALLY SUCKS. OMG sam would be so jealous of me staying in a jail full of all those girls. ...

Oh yeah, they took away my Twitter account. @lindsaylohan is no more. @fakelohan is my game now and if they think i'm fake before than this one is where i will keep it real reals. no doubt. So pissed that they took it away but whatevs this one is going to be betterrrrr.

love & laxatives,

LL

LINDSAY LOHAN'S INTERACTIVE ROOM MY INTERACTIVE ASS

FYI FOR THE RECORD THIS IS NOT MY ROO0M IT IS FAKE. THESE PEOPLE ARE BUTT-BITTING LIES AND THIS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET....

MY "ROOM"

whatevs.

Friends

Can you name all the cokeheads in the picture???????????!?!?!?!?!?!

Why doesn't anyone every call her a crackhead?

I don't have a beef with Miley Cyrus but can somebody please tell me why nobody ever calls her a crackhead like they do me all the time? look at this skin? look at those goddamn lips? sure, i might be skinny but it looks like their our two homeless midgets fighting in her lips and i'm sorry but It's not really attractive to me at all. she is always sooooo shiney and and when I see pictures of her all I do is yell TEETH TEETH TEETH and want to punch my computer screen. She's giving Hillary Duff circa 2005 a run for her money. Damn.

I know this is mean but come one. If you're going to make fun of me with all your hate and ridicule just remember that there are other people in this Hollywood world like look far worse than i do.

I'm not saying tht you all should make fun of them i'm just saying that look around and don't waste all your time on me because I do not even look nearly as a quarter as bad as these two Teeth Queens.

Just getting really frustrated here I thought my madonna photos would be a llittle more well recepted than they have been but people seem like they don't even care anymore instead they just look at Miley running and those boob photos and jee whizzz. it's like they no longer see my boobs any more. SORRY, WORLD! I'm trying to lose some weight! My boobs get smaller. Deal with it. Ughhhhh...frusted.

oh...don't forget to follow me on twitter, slutbags.

L

what do you call a funny elephant on roller skates?

HAHAHA...

Jesus my veins totally suck

Madonna is one of my idols and that's why i did this photo shoot of my dressing up like a Virgin. The one thing I hate about my arms and LOVE about Madonna's arms is my total lack of veins. To me, veins are a sign of life and strength and my willingness to achieve anything in this world no matter what....when i get depressed, i often look at the veins in my wrist, along my arms. when some people look at their veins they think of cutting them. ending everything. for me that's never an option because to me they are beautiful, even when I feel that i'm sometimes not. I'm getting off the subject here.

I want Madonna's veins like now. BIG IS BETTER (when it's not your waist)