LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Oh pleazeeeeeeeeee

I didn't intend to restart this blog again. I thought it was dead, and maybe it still is -- alive dead -- just like my feelings for my dad, my career and just about everything I've ever known these past few years. Yeah, it's been hard.

You all have been a-holes, you guys. All of you. Can't trust anybody, even my fans it seems. Whore, Bitch. Cocaine slut. Beef-eating salami rejector. I've been called it all and it just makes me sad. You guys used to love me, and now you can't wait to see what nasty things you can say about my life and gf.

So, I don't know if i'm gonna post here anymore. Enough of you bastards are following me on twitter, so i just wanted to give you a what's what's up over here and let you all know what i'm up to.

First of all these skinny rumors. Yes, i'm losing some weight again. Look at the above picture. I think I look pretty sweet....a little chubby around the love handles, but I think I look pretty good. I'm trying a new diet...not the one that made me so feircely anorexic in the past.. .this one is designed to maximize the size of my boobs while keep my waist down to almost nothing.....prolly going to look pretty hot once i'm done losing another 15-20 lbs. what do you think? this stuff is exhausting but my trainer has put me on some wei8ght loss drugs that he got from somewhere...super celebrity grade stuff that us peeps get ....so we'll see how it works. i dunno.,

Second, S.R. what's your obsession with us? why do you care? don't look at us if you can't stand the site of me holding hands with another dude....samantha means the world to me and i know that you'd all feel the same if you even found love in your own lives just like mine. you're just all reflecting...you're reflecting your life on mine and you don't like what you see but let me jsut tell you that you're wasiting your time. Get your own life or l ike RiRi...LIVE YOUR LIFE.

SPEAKING OFF.....

CHRIS BROWN YOU ARE A MARKED MAN I HATE YOU AND SO DO ALL MY FRIEND, S IS NEVER GONNA DJ AT ONE OF YOUR PARTIES EVEN YOU GET ME MORE WEIGHTLOSS DRUGZZ XOXOX

also,

dad you're a douchebag.

love and laxatives,

L.L

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