LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

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Friday, March 06, 2009

Why doesn't anyone every call her a crackhead?

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I don't have a beef with Miley Cyrus but can somebody please tell me why nobody ever calls her a crackhead like they do me all the time? look at this skin? look at those goddamn lips? sure, i might be skinny but it looks like their our two homeless midgets fighting in her lips and i'm sorry but It's not really attractive to me at all. she is always sooooo shiney and and when I see pictures of her all I do is yell TEETH TEETH TEETH and want to punch my computer screen. She's giving Hillary Duff circa 2005 a run for her money. Damn.

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I know this is mean but come one. If you're going to make fun of me with all your hate and ridicule just remember that there are other people in this Hollywood world like look far worse than i do.

I'm not saying tht you all should make fun of them i'm just saying that look around and don't waste all your time on me because I do not even look nearly as a quarter as bad as these two Teeth Queens.

Just getting really frustrated here I thought my madonna photos would be a llittle more well recepted than they have been but people seem like they don't even care anymore instead they just look at Miley running and those boob photos and jee whizzz. it's like they no longer see my boobs any more. SORRY, WORLD! I'm trying to lose some weight! My boobs get smaller. Deal with it. Ughhhhh...frusted.

oh...don't forget to follow me on twitter, slutbags.

L

9 Comments:

At 10:39 AM, Anonymous honey. said...

i can't stand either of them...every time i see them i want to slap those smiles off their faces!

 
At 10:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Show us some boobs photos to judge if they get smaller :D

 
At 10:50 AM, Anonymous Christina Bledsoe said...

Smaller? Looks to me like your boobs got bigger. Hilary Duff has nothing on you. She's UGLY. Miley, ehh, she's just a kid.

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, you are funny: ) Line001 at twitter ;))

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Pavel_Vagapov said...

I don`t know this girls!) but they have beautiful teeth!)

 
At 4:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Horse teeth... well, Miley is more GUMS GUMS GUMS... ick.

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger philgareau said...

bahahahaha

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger G I U L I A N A said...

miley's head is just a big round melon thing and she looks like stewie from family guy. I want to play darts on her big circle dartboard face.

 
At 6:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know what i think ?
i think that people just what to be as beutiful as you are . but the cant, and then they talk so mutch shit .
i like your stile and you know what ! you cant be anyone else than you are .
and i like you as you are ! haha sad that i never going to meet you :(
plz visit my blogg :www.metobloggen.se/kryckz

 

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