what do you call a funny elephant on roller skates?
HAHAHA...
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 12:27 PM
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
HAHAHA...
About Me
- Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Thought of the Weak:
I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.I Need Sex Like Now
Emaciation Proclamation
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
Thin Commandments
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
Thinspiration
Syndication
6 Comments:
LMAOOOOO!
Hi Lindsay,
I laughed so dam hard when I saw this web page.Im so glad that you have a sence of humor and you dont let what the a$$holes say about you, get you down.Im on twitter and have been following you but unfortunately you have not chosen to follow me so we can chat. But I understand. Keep smiling and reaching for the stars. And fu** those opiniated a$$holes!
lolephant
I guess that the thing that shocks me... is that some of them don't understand. And that the joke really is on them. Glad you are back... this parody is the best.
whats the joke supposed to be anonymous? that this isn't really lindsay lohan? regardless of WHO this is, how would the joke be on the readers?
The joke is on the readers, who think that it is not a joke.
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