Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
6 Comments:
It`s very angry! It`s false! Will suffice above her to scoff. We know that Lindsay is very good, beatiful and clever girl! And we love and respect her!
lindsay, i have nothing to say about the interactive room because seriously...who has time to do that other than like...weird al...
...but in brighter news I have lost 10 pounds and am going down down down! HOOOORAH! Thank you for being my thinspiration.
Lindsay, I have had a blog since 1997 and words go in, sometimes venting and others have to deal with it.
I am losing weight, forget what people say about you when they are being mean, they are JEALOUS of you, they are jealous of success unless it is their own! Especially in times like these.
I follow your twitter and your myspace you beautiful sexy woman! Families like mine all over America love you for you. Be yourself.
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Lindsay! What`s happened with you snd you twitter accont? Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due to strange activity. what is it?
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