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posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 11:48 AM
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
About Me
- Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Thought of the Weak:
I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.I Need Sex Like Now
Emaciation Proclamation
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
Thin Commandments
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
Thinspiration
Syndication
1 Comments:
it's a shame that most female celebrities seem to be completely obsessed with weight loss there is more to life than losing weight. I can't believe you think there are love handles on that photo! you can check my blog and see a photo of me i have put some weight on since them though but i don't care i'm happy so who gives a fuck.
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