LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Oh pleazeeeeeeeeee

I didn't intend to restart this blog again. I thought it was dead, and maybe it still is -- alive dead -- just like my feelings for my dad, my career and just about everything I've ever known these past few years. Yeah, it's been hard.

You all have been a-holes, you guys. All of you. Can't trust anybody, even my fans it seems. Whore, Bitch. Cocaine slut. Beef-eating salami rejector. I've been called it all and it just makes me sad. You guys used to love me, and now you can't wait to see what nasty things you can say about my life and gf.

So, I don't know if i'm gonna post here anymore. Enough of you bastards are following me on twitter, so i just wanted to give you a what's what's up over here and let you all know what i'm up to.

First of all these skinny rumors. Yes, i'm losing some weight again. Look at the above picture. I think I look pretty sweet....a little chubby around the love handles, but I think I look pretty good. I'm trying a new diet...not the one that made me so feircely anorexic in the past.. .this one is designed to maximize the size of my boobs while keep my waist down to almost nothing.....prolly going to look pretty hot once i'm done losing another 15-20 lbs. what do you think? this stuff is exhausting but my trainer has put me on some wei8ght loss drugs that he got from somewhere...super celebrity grade stuff that us peeps get ....so we'll see how it works. i dunno.,

Second, S.R. what's your obsession with us? why do you care? don't look at us if you can't stand the site of me holding hands with another dude....samantha means the world to me and i know that you'd all feel the same if you even found love in your own lives just like mine. you're just all reflecting...you're reflecting your life on mine and you don't like what you see but let me jsut tell you that you're wasiting your time. Get your own life or l ike RiRi...LIVE YOUR LIFE.

SPEAKING OFF.....

CHRIS BROWN YOU ARE A MARKED MAN I HATE YOU AND SO DO ALL MY FRIEND, S IS NEVER GONNA DJ AT ONE OF YOUR PARTIES EVEN YOU GET ME MORE WEIGHTLOSS DRUGZZ XOXOX

also,

dad you're a douchebag.

love and laxatives,

L.L

21 Comments:

At 12:11 PM, Anonymous AllisonC11 said...

Girl... I think Your freakin' amazing... F the haters! You still have fans that love you skinny little ass!!! xoxo muah!

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger TonyRhoades said...

LINDS,

photos hot! looking really good! F all the assholes who talk shit. They only do it cause they're jealous! i love you, your career, and your skinniness. My dads a douche too well start a club!? ha Hope to hear from you soon! LETS PARTY!!

-TONY RHOADES

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger mrscopney said...

There are alot of close minded people out there that dont understand that you love who you love no matter who they are. Love knows no gender. I actually think you look good now. You dont need to lose anymore. Girls where ment to have some curves. Keep up with the blogging!!

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Brittney Flow said...

I think you look great and your fabulous … Love is love I hate when people try to put it in a box… your one of the most “real” celebrities there is out there! You are you 100% and that deserves the up most respect.. people just have to hate because they have nothing else special going on in their boring lives.. SO live and love life L… we got your back ;)

 
At 7:41 PM, Blogger Sheldon said...

Yo...

chill out for a hot second. first of people still like you. Your fans still like you. And I hope you still like you. Soo....chill. P.S. If you feel confident with your body then your all good. I saw that you had a post on twitter so I checked it out, never done this for any other celebrity. I still think your kinda cool.

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger Paula said...

Gosh I want that diet!
xoxo

 
At 8:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

please let me know what diet that is love!!! i need to maximize my boobss

 
At 3:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very HOT!!!

 
At 5:29 PM, Blogger Debby said...

Oh people, people ....oh pleeeese..
Can't you realize just for one second that this is NOT real Lindsay who wrote all this crappy stuff about Lindsay.Whoever wrote this blog is very cruel to Lindsay !
So c'mon people !! Snap out of it !!!

 
At 5:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is a real lindsay's blog

 
At 5:39 PM, Anonymous Christina Bledsoe said...

I think Lindsay Lohan is pretty skinny, then again so am I. Can we move on to something else now? I'm sick of hearing about this.

 
At 6:43 PM, Anonymous honey. said...

god give me some of those pills!! dont listen to what anyone says you're hot!!

 
At 7:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a MEGA bitch.

 
At 9:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the f? is this seriously lindsay lohan?
or is this just a site making fun of her??

 
At 4:12 PM, Blogger Princess_Channi said...

You are looking so fen hot Lindsay.. I love you and you inspire me to look great like you.
xoxo

 
At 4:59 AM, Blogger Kennedy said...

You look gorg as usual you whore. Fuck the people who say differently.

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger Vinnie said...

YOU ARE EFFING HOT, I DON'T MIND IF YOU USE COKE OR HAVE A GF! YOURE FLIPPIN GORGEOUS. MARRY ME! my pictures: www.flickr.com/photos/vinners

 
At 12:34 AM, Anonymous lex said...

love you linds fo get all them stupid people just do what you do and people got to respect that, love you ma hope life get better. you know what it will so dont ever give up cause life really sucks and i agree your dad is a douchebag he needs to learn how to be a real man cause i think its to late to be a father and judt stay out of your life that he never really seemed to give a sh*t about.

love you
and miss you your boy lex

 
At 4:43 PM, Anonymous sarahstyles said...

i loved this- im deaf, i signed this whole blog to my husband (www.tatetullier.com or www.tatephoto.wordpress.com ) you go girl, love your bluntness. i wish i could be more like that!!!!

 
At 12:11 PM, Anonymous Steve said...

Fuck the haters. I think the best of you. And, you are hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July.

Live your life like you want to live it and try not to let the b.s. get you down. Rock on girl!

 
At 5:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Linsday! Im a girl from sweden and I must say. I really like your style. I can´t understand how hard it is gor you famous people. But I want you to know that I really like you. And I never believe what they write about you. Uoy are beautiful!! / Kajsa from Sweden

 

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