LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Just to let you know...

Yes, I might stop doing drugs. I might throw in the toll. Someone close to you dies and a lot of things go thru your head. I don't want to be rolled out of a loft in a body bag, live on TMZ.


Yes, I'm a drug addict. Love, sex, rock n' roll. Cocaine. Grey Goose. Penis.


Love it all. Love it. Love it. Love it.


A lot of you are saying I'm gonna be next. Or Britney. Or Winehouse. We're wastes you say....but you have no idea.


The funny part is we're going to outlive you all. It's the quiet ones that die. The ones you'd never expect. That's the fun part about being a celebrity. You realize how stupid the general population is.