LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Just to let you know...

Yes, I might stop doing drugs. I might throw in the toll. Someone close to you dies and a lot of things go thru your head. I don't want to be rolled out of a loft in a body bag, live on TMZ.


Yes, I'm a drug addict. Love, sex, rock n' roll. Cocaine. Grey Goose. Penis.


Love it all. Love it. Love it. Love it.


A lot of you are saying I'm gonna be next. Or Britney. Or Winehouse. We're wastes you say....but you have no idea.


The funny part is we're going to outlive you all. It's the quiet ones that die. The ones you'd never expect. That's the fun part about being a celebrity. You realize how stupid the general population is.




18 Comments:

At 5:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you should say how stupid the media is, not the general population. What they report in the media is what they choose to report, not what we want to hear. So don't boast thinking your smarter than the general population. Show me your transcripts, your portfolio since turning 18. What do you truly have to show for you life? Keep thinking your smarter than us. Sure............you are.

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha! your buddy here is making a move http://blog.limewire.com/posts/1616-Even-Charles-Manson-Digs-Creative-Commons

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

UGGHHHHHH!!!!
When r u gonna update u fat, lazy whore?!?!
Where am I supposed to get my tips from!?!?

 
At 7:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi i'm italian i think that the media are so bore...

 
At 5:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are you a lesbian or what? Update your blog

 
At 4:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is actually Lindsay Lohan, which I kinda doubt but anywho, I must complain.

Look at you! What have you done to yourself? You were so cool when you did Parent Trap. You were my idol.

And then you went and trashed and ruined, etc, yourself. So now I think that you are incredibly stupid.

And Anne Hathaway is not fat. She's skinnier than a healthy normal person (when I last checked), but she's not fat. YOU, on the other hand, are WAY unhealthy and disgusting regarding your weight.

 
At 3:12 PM, Anonymous Trent said...

nobody likes a quitter ;)

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know I feel for you that the media is always down your throat, I think they also need a life. I really cant find any reason why people want to know anything about celebrity personal life. A lot of people are good at their job, but I do not care to follow them home. And as far as looking good, I can go buy my looks like all of you do...I'm not going to idolize someone for that, and i am certainly not going to think your such awesome people. I think it is truly sad that people with so much money, and power to make a differece, choose to instead waste their hole life on themselves. In the end we are all going to die...wtf are you talking about living forever, not with your habits. And what will people be discussing how beautiful you are...wow how f-ing awesome! Most people given not your talent, but your opportunities...would have made much more of themselves, and the ones around them. You couldnt be more right about the general public being stupid, they made you money. I would think someone of your status, and those that you mentioned, could at least not try to look like white trash.

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger MyUserNameReadIt said...

Like 2 lick the pussy, huh?

Or just get yours licked?

 
At 12:39 AM, Blogger K said...

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At 12:46 AM, Blogger K said...

I'm an Asian
I like your movie
Go for it!!!
and
God bless u!!!

 
At 2:57 AM, Blogger seego said...

インターネット検定
半年から1年の間で体内に吸収され元…
我々が便意を感じ
イングリッシュコッカー
キャピタルゲイン
情報サービス機能を内蔵
これからお届けして参りま
個人投資家と違い
もともと和室は固定された家具を置かないの…
株式投資収益率株式投資収
有限会社と株式会社
テクニカルエンジニア
医学的にも安全性のあるシリコン樹脂ででき…
そこでお腹に力を入れると
イングリッシュコッカー
会社 合名会社
これによって本格的
次のやり取りがなされます
単一の資産ではなく
仏壇については

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Oreo9008 said...

You're Unique Lindsay, Fu** all the people that wants you to be like the rest.... Keep on' Rocking....

Take care chica. :)

 
At 1:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who ever writes this is an absolute fool. It's people like you who are wrong with society today. If you like being anorexic and doing drugs why are you wasting your time telling everyone about it when you could be away getting mashed and being giddy? Stoupid little attention seeker. I hope your not the real Lindsay because your a really bad role model to young girls if you are..

 
At 7:08 PM, Anonymous wishuknewme said...

Please remember what Sammy Davis JR said in an interview shortly before his passing. When asked "What, if anything, would you have done differently with your life?" His reply "I wish I had taken better care of myself"

 
At 10:00 AM, Anonymous honey. said...

good luck with that mama. i have faith in you! be strong. i found your blog from twitter, my username is "exotic". lol dani does my hair (and my whole family's hair) too! lol love you!

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger jackmo said...

you don't need to be a celebrity to see how stupid the general population is

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're fucking crazy. get some help!!!!

 

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