LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Just to let you know...

Yes, I might stop doing drugs. I might throw in the toll. Someone close to you dies and a lot of things go thru your head. I don't want to be rolled out of a loft in a body bag, live on TMZ.


Yes, I'm a drug addict. Love, sex, rock n' roll. Cocaine. Grey Goose. Penis.


Love it all. Love it. Love it. Love it.


A lot of you are saying I'm gonna be next. Or Britney. Or Winehouse. We're wastes you say....but you have no idea.


The funny part is we're going to outlive you all. It's the quiet ones that die. The ones you'd never expect. That's the fun part about being a celebrity. You realize how stupid the general population is.




7 Comments:

At 5:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe you should say how stupid the media is, not the general population. What they report in the media is what they choose to report, not what we want to hear. So don't boast thinking your smarter than the general population. Show me your transcripts, your portfolio since turning 18. What do you truly have to show for you life? Keep thinking your smarter than us. Sure............you are.

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha! your buddy here is making a move http://blog.limewire.com/posts/1616-Even-Charles-Manson-Digs-Creative-Commons

 
At 9:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

UGGHHHHHH!!!!
When r u gonna update u fat, lazy whore?!?!
Where am I supposed to get my tips from!?!?

 
At 7:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi i'm italian i think that the media are so bore...

 
At 5:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are you a lesbian or what? Update your blog

 
At 4:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is actually Lindsay Lohan, which I kinda doubt but anywho, I must complain.

Look at you! What have you done to yourself? You were so cool when you did Parent Trap. You were my idol.

And then you went and trashed and ruined, etc, yourself. So now I think that you are incredibly stupid.

And Anne Hathaway is not fat. She's skinnier than a healthy normal person (when I last checked), but she's not fat. YOU, on the other hand, are WAY unhealthy and disgusting regarding your weight.

 
At 3:12 PM, Anonymous Trent said...

nobody likes a quitter ;)

 

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