LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Monday, December 03, 2007

TARA REID IS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AGAIN



Just an FYI to all you fatties out their fitting the Cottage Cheese In Your Ass Monster. If a drunk like Tara Reid can drop twenty pounds of Vodka, then you can too. All you have to do is 1) stop drinking and 2) stop eating.

Remember: Showing off your ribs is always sexy. So much more sexy than showing off rolls. I should know, I have rolls now. But in the good places: boobs.

So yeah, congrats, Tara. Here's to losing more weight!