LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Congratulations Lily Allen!


Congratulations to Lily Allen! She's less of a fatass these days after being hypnotized to believe that she doesn't have to eat anymore. I'm just wondering if they can hypnotize her into wearing a different style of dress...she wears the same crap all the time it seems. Maybe I'm going to have to come out with my own clothing line...

But first comes healing myself...and my new bf...oh, you didn't know i met someone in rehab?

hehehehehe......