STATEMENT FROM MY REHAB PLACE SOMEWHERE IN UTAH

It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am kinda ashamed. I broke the law, snorted some drugs, drove drunk, flashed my privates, chased one of my assistants through Santa Monica in a fit of rage, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than my dad and mom. My little sister is also to blame. She's a showoff. But I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Charlie Sheen Nick Noltie, Babyshambles...these are my rehab heroes. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.

XOXOX

Lindsay Lohan

It's time to celebrate....

The popo is not going to charge me with shoving cocaine up my nose, at least for that time that i crashed my car into a tree.

As I result, today I am celebrating here in Utah. My rehabilitation mates and I are throwing down, sober-style in the social room. You're invited as long as you're already here, or come during visiting hours.

And to that paparazzoozo who's trying to take pictures of me from across the street:

Hayden Panetteireieree just turned 18, go bother her for awhile.

xoxox

Lindsay Lohan

I Gotta Find My Own Way

Wow. Thanks for the response to what I should do with my life guys. I thought most of you would jsut call me a stupid skinny bitch and that's it. But it turns out that some of you actually pretty smart...and caring. ...like Thomas who wrote:

Dudes, give the girl a break!

And Lindsay, when I'm in trouble I always say to myself: "there are always people who are worse of than me" and when you think about it then you realize it's true... Just turn on tv and watch the news. And then you feel like "hey I'm not that fucked up after all, I can do this!" Try it and let me know :)
Greetz,

Thomas
A worried fan from Belgium

That's so true. There are people that are a lot worse off than me. Lots of them. Britney Spears. She's a freaking mess. That fatso's got more problems that Katherine Heigl's ass. Amy Winehouse? She's a total freak. It's not enough that her teeth are snagly...she OD'd this weekend and now she's in rehab. I've never OD'd as bad as she did...at least I look good....I always used to tell me friends that it never matters how much of a wreck you are...just look beautiful. And I think I look pretty good.

I mean, look at this Maxim cover shoot I just did...



Now look at Amy Winehouse.....



Who looks like the drug addict now? I'm doing awesome compared to this chick.

Also, who is this Anne Hathaway actress? People are saying that she's like the julia roberts or something. Gay. She's so boring it seems....I've never seen her at Hyde or any other club...so she must be a nobody...plus she's fat. look at this pictures of her in a bikini....



Dear Anne Hathway -- get a tan, lose some weight, then maybe people will like you.

Love & Laxatives,

La Lohan

P.S. UTAH SUXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS WHAT BEAUTIFUL IS TO ME

Those zero inch arms....

That zero inch waste...

Angelina is a zero.....

And I think zeros are beautiful....