LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Monday, December 03, 2007

TARA REID IS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AGAIN



Just an FYI to all you fatties out their fitting the Cottage Cheese In Your Ass Monster. If a drunk like Tara Reid can drop twenty pounds of Vodka, then you can too. All you have to do is 1) stop drinking and 2) stop eating.

Remember: Showing off your ribs is always sexy. So much more sexy than showing off rolls. I should know, I have rolls now. But in the good places: boobs.

So yeah, congrats, Tara. Here's to losing more weight!


9 Comments:

At 8:33 AM, Blogger Jenny said...

but she looks so old with wrinkled and tanned skin!!! eww

 
At 3:15 AM, Anonymous xuan said...

Love lindsay.
4ever.

 
At 5:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn lindsay, u rily r a bitch

 
At 7:30 AM, Anonymous anamia said...

I reckon tara looks heaps hotter then what she did before, but lindsay, your a bitch! and i love that! we need more people telling other people how it is. its like everyone is afaird to speak their minds! but fuck! I have been ana and mia for like a year now and i have been taking these hoodia pills that trick your mind into think your full and they fucking work! xo

 
At 10:57 PM, Blogger Perfectionist said...

She looks great! thin is in!

 
At 9:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why r u writing so little now? i used to love this blog... i regret that almost every time i come here to read, there is nothing new... btw- i love tara's new look. she's much hotter now. she should've known a long time before!

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Z@ndor said...

Horrible implants

 
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At 7:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mm..Ive seen way better pix but she IS really fucken hott!!
x

 

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