LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Congratulations Lily Allen!


Congratulations to Lily Allen! She's less of a fatass these days after being hypnotized to believe that she doesn't have to eat anymore. I'm just wondering if they can hypnotize her into wearing a different style of dress...she wears the same crap all the time it seems. Maybe I'm going to have to come out with my own clothing line...

But first comes healing myself...and my new bf...oh, you didn't know i met someone in rehab?

hehehehehe......

12 Comments:

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At 8:40 PM, Blogger Sweetmamagirl said...

What's the meaning of THIS, Lindsay?
http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/first-post-rehab-lohan-interview

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger Wannabeyummy said...

Aren't you upset no one noticed your new lip injections the way they obsess over Britney's?

 
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At 9:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF is wrong with the world today these people tht u r showing with this tiny lil gut tht u need a damb good zoom to even c r not fat do u even kno wat fat is fat is not an extra inch or 2 fat is wen u weight like 300 punds so grow the fuck up n learn how a fucking scale works these people are not fat n if u want to pick on the celeb y not pick on the ones who dont eat and r so skinny thy r a walkin fucking skelleton that r settin and example for kids and cause a wide outbrake of anerexic teens tht r hospitolized and some even die so who cares if u got an extra inch just think if u r always thinkin ur too fat even wen ur so thin u cant c urself in a mirror thn u can blame the fucking media for pickin abougt an extra inch being fat n causing ur anerexia and posible fucking death

 
At 11:53 PM, Anonymous Me,Bitch! said...

"WTF is wrong with the world today these people tht u r showing with this tiny lil gut tht u need a damb good zoom to even c r not fat do u even kno wat fat is fat is not an extra inch or 2 fat is wen u weight like 300 punds so grow the fuck up n learn how a fucking scale works these people are not fat...."

Either you're the real Lindsay or an extremely obese and very insecure 10 year old, Anon.

 

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