LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

THIS IS WHAT BEAUTIFUL IS TO ME



Those zero inch arms....

That zero inch waste...

Angelina is a zero.....

And I think zeros are beautiful....

9 Comments:

At 8:52 PM, Blogger Career Girl said...

whoever writes this is a fucking genius. Oh, and thanks for the Angelina thinspiration. I was about to pig out on some vegetable broth but that pic gave me the strength to fight through another day. Merci! Careergirl.

 
At 7:14 AM, Anonymous HeLLzz.aNGeL said...

i fuckin LOVE AJ!!
She iz so fucking hawwt!!
x

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angelina is very pretty, and so are you...but this picture is terrible. You both look much better with some curves, not fat...body in general. My god she looks like the malnurished children she adopts.

 
At 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit, this is nuts. Angelina used to be gorgeous, and now she's fuckin skeletor. It's disgusting. There's this thing called nourishment, we need it to survive. There are two extremes in the world of unhealthy, whale and skeleton. Then there's healthy, which is a far cry from angelina.

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger ihaveasecret said...

Ugh u atcually find that attractive lindsay! well i bet a lot of guys out there dont! she is so skinny it would hurt just to hug here! i like girls with a little meat on the bones. besides i think you care to much about what people think about you!

 
At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh u atcually find that attractive lindsay! well i bet a lot of guys out there dont! she is so skinny it would hurt just to hug here! i like girls with a little meat on the bones. besides i think you care to much about what people think about you!

 
At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh u atcually find that attractive lindsay! well i bet a lot of guys out there dont! she is so skinny it would hurt just to hug here! i like girls with a little meat on the bones. besides i think you care to much about what people think about you!

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Djoz said...

I just love your sarcasm... ^^

 
At 9:07 AM, Blogger Strawberry Anarchy said...

i think Angelina looks better with a bit of meat on here too! she looks fucking weird here!

 

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