LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

This Is What Beautiful Looks Like to Me



Ally Sheedy looks amazing these days! Why, it was only a few years ago that she looked like that fatass in this photo.




Look how much weight she's dropped! It's like she's almost a total hottie these days! I do think she could just loose just a couple more pounds in the face and arms, and then she'll look just perfect. Just perfect!

Girls, I know it's the middle of summer...but you only have a few more weeks to make those bones show and finally get the guy of your dreams.  Nobody wants to bang a fatty -- trust me. Since being out of rehab I've only had like 12 one-night stands. Such a low number for this time of the summer.

2 Comments:

At 8:25 AM, Blogger Sweetmamagirl said...

No one wants to bang a fatty? I don't think that's the problem...as long as you open 1-3 holes for men, they don't care- they can always just close their eyes!!

 
At 4:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The woman in the pic is so skinny - she's not pretty, she's freakish.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home