LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

RUMORS OF MY RELAPSE ARE HIGHLY EXAGGERATED



Not my best moment for sure. And what's up with my little pig nose????

Trying to get some sleep...will post more tonight after I git rid of my shakes....

4 Comments:

At 12:09 PM, Blogger shaniqua the great. said...

hey, uhh is this really lindsay lohan ??

 
At 12:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLL THAT GOT HIT BY A SHIT WAGON.

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger G I U L I A N A said...

lindsay this may not look beautiful to you but most girls would kill to look like that. You are so gorgeous even when you're not trying at all and that to me is true beauty.

 
At 4:38 PM, Blogger G I U L I A N A said...

oh and whoever 'anonymous' is probably posted that as anonymous because:
a) they have no balls and need to grow a set

and

b) wouldn't want us to see their ugly profile picture and laugh at them.

 

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