LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

You Can't Break Me If I'm Not Broken

The people here, they want to change me. They keep on telling me that I'm a drugg addict. They keep on telling me I'm an alcoholic. They keep on just telling me, telling me, telling me. Can't they just shut up for one second and worry about themselves.

You want to know what a drug addict looks like? Here:

DEAR REHAB COUNCELORS: DO I LOOK LIKE CRACKHEAD PETE DOHERTY TO YOU?

NO?

I DIDN'T THINK SO. CRACKHEADS DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS:

Do you get it people? Drug addicts don't look like me. I said it before, I've said it again: look at my life. look at my movies. check how much money i have in the bank: if I was a drug addict or alcoholic i wouldn't have any of these things. and even if I do snort lots of cocaine, it obviously isn't doing anything to me? look at what i've done at such a young age.

Sure I crashed my car. Sure they found drugs. Sure I could have killed someone.

But in the short time you were reading this, the risiduals i've made from my TV shows on Disney, all my movies, all my clothing lines -- all my everything -- have totallyed $10,000.

Yeah, I made a fortune today. What did you do?

8 Comments:

At 8:19 PM, Blogger theaziska said...

i love you lindsay. read my blog i wrote today if ya want. your my idol. i dont do drugs or drink but i want to have your body.. as in im quite jealous :]

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=144934600&blogID=272892381&Mytoken=0B5203B1-1859-4AFE-B282A905650C256528643537

ttyl beautiful :]

 
At 2:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS, am I the only one who reads this?

Beaut.

 
At 2:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey lin' . I'm nina an' am a pro-ana too.
It's the first time that i visit your blog . It's really a special blog.
And after doin' that i felt that u were the one that could help me .Please i do absolutely neeeeeed ur help. Could u give me your msn ; i'm not askin' Lindsay Lohan The Hollywood star i'm just askin' skinny lindsay , a girl that has same the concept of life than me.
these days i'm not feelin' good at all; am exhausted of my diet , my life, my body , my mind.I miss my anorexia .
I have such a dangerous apptite. I 'm eatin' as much as a monster an' i 'm feelin' so guilty! Please Lin i need to talk to u on msn , here is mine :sissicutesissi@yahoo.fr so just add me.
I don' know if your gonna answer me , however thank u .
Hope you'll lose as much as u want to quickly.
kisses.

 
At 9:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsay,I don't know whether you can see my comment.I'm a foreign girl.I like watching your movies but not your news.I think there are more things on earth than to be rich and beautiful.So don't care what people are saying,JUST DO IN YOUR OWN WAY!

 
At 1:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mabye you should show us a photo of you off your face instead of you at a premiere

 
At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just b/c you have that stuff, doesn't make you perfect. Ppl are starving in the world and you aren't doing a thing! You just want to b perfect and make us ppl who have to do millions of things to earn only 100$ look pitiful and weird. I used to look up to you. Now I know your a selfish B-otch!

 
At 12:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsay your stupid. Theres more to life then making money and being grossly thin. Making 10,000 dollars is a little acomplishment compared to saving someones life. You are a selfish bitch. I cant believe anyone could look up to you. anorexia is disgusting most guys dont find it attractive. Your pretty stupid good luck in life.

 
At 4:54 PM, Anonymous ANGUS said...

of course she wouldn't completely be herself and post it for us to read but I think if she did this stuff would be very close.
maybe she does have a twin :o

 

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