LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Paris Hilton is My Hero

They want you to eat a lot when you're in rehab. It sucks. That's why you've probably seen so many photos of me working out while i'm here. It's not that Promises has crappy food -- I'm paying like 25K a month to attend this place they better have some good food -- but the majority of the stuff is just carbs. Bread this, pasta that. How is a girl suppose to stay anorexic when she's in rehab these days?

I saw this story today that Paris wasn't eating when she went to back to lynnwood.

Paris’ weight has fallen from 110lbs to 100lbs after she was sent back to jail in Lynwood, Los Angeles, for flouting a driving ban.

One insider said: “After she was transferred back, Paris refused to eat.

“Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She was also very weak and lethargic.

“They threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating.

Her bones were poking out? That's kinda hot. I've been trying to make my bones poke out since I started losing weight last year. When guys see bones poping out of your skin, it makes them want to do you. At least that's what Mary-Kate Olsen told me. And look how many people want to bang Paris?


Here's a recent pic of me chillin in the Promises back yard in Malibu. My bones are looking damn good.

6 Comments:

At 5:17 PM, awesomechk said...

OOOHHH GAAAWWWD!!! You r like totally awesome!!! I'm trying very hard to live by the proclomation. So far, food for 2 days: 1 nutri-grain bar.. truthfully, I'm too nervous and anxious to even THINK about food b/c my weed dealer won't fu**ing pick up!!!!

 
At 11:59 AM, Anonymous said...

thats not you, liar ive seen that picture in a thinsporation sight months ago

 
At 8:16 AM, Anonymous said...

You are disgusting! I can't even believe how disgusted I am! Guys want to bang dumb Paris b/c she is a dumb blonde(she seems like one). Guys don't want a bunch of bones poking them while having sex. Yuck! They want soft, fleshy, skin they can rub and not feel hard, disgusting bones against them. You'd give them a bunch of bruises! Please, don't diet! God made you this way 4 a reason. Did you become an actress when you were having poking bones out of your body? No! They thought you were perfect and awesome b/c of how you looked!

 
At 9:02 AM, Anonymous said...

i dont now what you think you look like but you look like a sake of bones ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 11:08 AM, Anonymous said...

grose. gain sum weight biatch. ps. we luved u betta wen u were hotter AKA fater. its gd 2 be fat. and nt take drugs.

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous said...

I would love a girl that thin forever! you are beautiful.
Thin will ALWAYS, ALWAYS be in. Guys go nuts over thin girls - no matter what age they are.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home