These Pictures of Me Snorting Coke Do Not Prove That I'm a Coke Whore
Okay people....you may have seen the following pictures of me in a bathroom stall snorting up a fistfull of blow thru my snotwagon, but I assure you, especially all the girls out there who look up to me, that I am not a coke whore.
There's a difference between a coke whore and somebody who just snorts cocaine on occasion. Sure, I snort cocaine from time to time. I'm not afraid to admit it. But who is the real villain in these photos?
I think the real villain here is George W. Bush.
Do you know why we went to war in Afghanistan? No, it wasn't because of 9/11. George W. Bush never cared about 9/11 or the people that died. Bush went to war with those Arabs because he wanted to control the production of Poppies in Afghanistan. You know what's in poppy seeds? Opium. You know what those people make out of Opium?
Heroin.
George W. Bush wants to control the world's Heroin supply so that he can secretly and illegally sell it to black people and the poor so that he can put more money in the coffers of Haliburton.
You've heard it hear first.
Whoever took these photos of me snorting cocaine obviously wanted to take the attention away of far more serious crimes and issues in today's society, the first being George W. Bush's control of the world's Heroin supply.
So the next time you see pictures of me snorting drugs just think of the REAL issues the Main Stream Media and THIS GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to know about.
1. Bush doesn't care about 9/11
2. Bush wants to control the world's supply of Heroin.
3. Bush wants to get black people and the poor hooked on H.
4. I am not a coke whore.
Love & Laxatives,
Lindsay Lohan
There's a difference between a coke whore and somebody who just snorts cocaine on occasion. Sure, I snort cocaine from time to time. I'm not afraid to admit it. But who is the real villain in these photos?
I think the real villain here is George W. Bush.
Do you know why we went to war in Afghanistan? No, it wasn't because of 9/11. George W. Bush never cared about 9/11 or the people that died. Bush went to war with those Arabs because he wanted to control the production of Poppies in Afghanistan. You know what's in poppy seeds? Opium. You know what those people make out of Opium?
Heroin.
George W. Bush wants to control the world's Heroin supply so that he can secretly and illegally sell it to black people and the poor so that he can put more money in the coffers of Haliburton.
You've heard it hear first.
Whoever took these photos of me snorting cocaine obviously wanted to take the attention away of far more serious crimes and issues in today's society, the first being George W. Bush's control of the world's Heroin supply.
So the next time you see pictures of me snorting drugs just think of the REAL issues the Main Stream Media and THIS GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to know about.
1. Bush doesn't care about 9/11
2. Bush wants to control the world's supply of Heroin.
3. Bush wants to get black people and the poor hooked on H.
4. I am not a coke whore.
Love & Laxatives,
Lindsay Lohan
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 12:23 PM
7 Comments:
OMG! You're doing coke again! Thank you, thank you! You've thinspired me!
Mauuuuuu!
wow, you are all so damn pathetic. Grow the fuck up.
lol. u do know this isnt really her. i dont think. im pretty damn sure i read it someware. but hey! if it is you. great blog. its sooo funny. lol. yh i agree. G.B is a dickhead and wants controll of the worlds herion. yum.
ssoz if i offended sum peeps i dnt mean 2. :-)
it's the freakin' Liquidgeneration guys, bitches!
hey lindsay what's up??? i guess much ah??? can i ask u something?? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH U girl??????? have u lost your mind???!!! wake up you 're a kid's idol for god's sake!!!!! 1.extra wild parties 2.smoking 3.rehab 4.drugs 5.games with knives!! 6.cut your self?!! (7.lesbian stuff and body problems?? come on u look fine!! and if u continue doing these things u 'll never lose weight!!!... why all these linds?? u re not satisfied with your hollywood LIFE????!! what has happened to u??? u re so young don't destroy your life like that!!!!!!!!! talk to someone that could help u!!!! U NEED IT!! (that's not bad!!)but please change this whole crap thing!! do it for u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-( consider this... yesterday my 7 years-old cousin (who's mad about u!)and i decided to see your latest news (coz u 're our fav or at least used to be!..). the thing we saw is that...http://lindsaylohan.celebden.com/ after this what exactly am i supposed to say to a 7 years-old kid about it's fav singer and actress???!!! ( can u just tell me coz i really don't know??!!!!!!!) :-(
i think your fucking amazing.. i dont care what they say...
since stumbling across your twitter i think highly of you.
i think we need to be friends.x
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