LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Say A Prayer for Nicole Richie







Nicole is back in rehab again for drugs and anorexia. Supposedly she check into the treatment center at an amazing 83 lbs! That f**king lucky bitch! I've never been that skinny in my life! How does she do that? It can't be all cocaine and pill!



We'll here's to hoping she gets off the drugs and doesn't gain toooo much weight. That's usually what happens when you stop the nasty stuff....look at me...i just drink vodka now and i've turned into a fatso.



Here's a poem for you, Nicky...



An extract from "creep" by Radiohead



I don't care if it hurts,

I want to have control.

I want a perfect body,

I want a perfect soul.

I want you to notice,

when I'm not around.

You're so fucking special,

I wish I was special.



But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

What the hell am I doing here?.

I don't belong here









5 Comments:

At 11:09 PM, Anonymous Maurice_Valmont said...

83 lbs and you want us to pray for her? Hell, God listens to her and actually answers! He would answer me too if only I were as close to perfection as little Nicole is.

Fatblogging for me too!

 
At 7:45 AM, Blogger Mischa said...

boah Nicole is so skinny, she looks scary!!!

 
At 3:15 AM, Blogger rita said...

u seriously like nicole like that??????? gosh!!! she's really scary!!! that sucks...!!!!! ask guys too..

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's happy like this.


(Bull Isht)

 
At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a guy and girls that look like that are the nastiest shit in the world. Haha just wait Lindsay when you look like that see how many guys will wana fuck you

 

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