Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
WOW! I know that Paris is worried about her whole jail thing, but i never new that she'd let all her worrying go to her stomach...literally. Look at these photos of Paris...it seems like she's been putting on A LOT of weight recently...LIKE DAMN, GIRL. Lay of the bisquits already, you frickin' fat dog. (j/k I luv you Paris! lololol)
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 4:37 PM
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
4 Comments:
I love your blog, Lindsay (or should I call you "Rose"?), it's so damn funny, I discovered it some months ago when I googled you looking for info about your boobs (are they real?) and I haven't stopped laughing since then.
Thank you so much skinny girl, stay thin (:OP) and keep on posting!!!
Greetings from Mexico City,
*Gina Halliwell*
stop being mean about others coz just like justin says... what goes around comes back around!!!!!!!..........
paris looks a lot better then before in those pics
she isnt fat
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