LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Kate Bosworth Was A Total Fatass

Hey it's La Lohan -- bakk from hooking up with some dood at the Chateau Marmont's (yes, I still live there) lobby bathroom.I don't really care that's it's 2:30 Pacific Time and I'm already blitzed out of my freaking mind -- DRINKING AND BLOGGING IS FUN!



Have you checked out the recent pics of Kate Bosworth? She's on vacation or something and she's showing off her body. Just want to say good for her. She struggled with her weight for quiet some time. It's good to know that she can put down a cookie when she wants to and get down to a normal weight.



Here's a pic of Kate during her fatty days...







That's when she was filming Blue Crush. You can just see all the fat that's disguised as muscle. Disgusting. And look at that flab coming off her arms. If people ate humans her arms can feed a hungry family.



Next, here's some photo don't know when it was taken. She's getting a little skinnier, but still, some work needs to be done.







You still got some chunky-time over there when she bends her body sideways. Her publicist should tell her never to do that.



Now here's Kate now...a shining example of skinniness and perfection.







And look at the "normal" girl next to her. Well, that's called a Fat Ass. Kate was once a Fat Ass and now she's not.



I don't care what people tell you girls out there...if you look like that girl standing next to Kate you are not "normal." You have to lose weight. Obesity is one of the number one problems facing America's younth...I take it seriously. You have to start losing weight right now...if you don't you'll end up looking like the girl standing next to Kate...A Fatty.



xoxox



Lindsay Lohan

10 Comments:

At 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I was as skinny as ZKate Bosworth! Even in the fat photo of her! I've been trying to lose weight for so long!!!!!

I just want one rib to show! is that too much to ask? what type of diets are you people on?

 
At 12:07 PM, Anonymous Stacy said...

Kate is not fat in that photo. You're fuckign insane Lindsay. You have problems. Quit snorting coke up your ass and get real. You're a shitty actress and people hate you.

GET A FUCKING LIFE!

 
At 5:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Kate looks a little too skinny now. I think she should gain weight and this blog is a travesty.

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger Jenny said...

Hey I am trying to lose weight but in a healthy way :) Wanna look as fit as u Lindsay. But I just saw ur new party pics on wwww.thesuperficial.com and u looked so fat there!!!

 
At 1:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she is not fat you fucking retard she is NOT FUCKING FAT. you are only saying she is fat because you are a little bitch. build a bridge and get over yourself.

 
At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow some people have a lot of time on their hands, like pretending to be celebrities and looking for shock value. I bet the real author of this is a 40 year old bald pervert living in his parents basement... Get a job, or at least laid!

 
At 6:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all this isnt really lindsay lohan obviously second that picture of kate bosworth as the "fat" kate bosworth is perfect there her body looks amazing in that picture im sure alot of ppl would die to have a body like that she looks way to skinny in the last picture

 
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a fucking docile.
kate was not fat in any of those photos, why try to force ' you need to be anorexic to be skinny'
into young girls' minds?

 
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