LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I'M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Really, I'm fine...I'M FINE! This picture me DOES NOT PROVE THAT I AM ON THE VERGE OF HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!

Love & Lattes,

LL

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: Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan; Location: Los Angeles, CA

Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!

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I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.

Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.

"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"

"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."

"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."

"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."

"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"

"6. You shall not binge without purging.

"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."

"8. You shall not eat."

"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."

"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"