Fatblogging My Way To Size -7

stop the madness! fatblogging 2007!

It appears that I've gained a little weight in the past several months. While people say I look a tad more healthy, I just see fat rolls and cottage cheese ass when I look in the mirror. I see a girl that's respected by millions of people yet inside feels like the ugliest and stupidest person in the world.

I don't care that girls out there respect me for who I am (unlike those stupid tabloids), I want to be happy for being me. And now me wants to lose some weight and I thought I'd document it here in a way that I haven't before.

I've been reading the internet and stumbled upon this movement called Fatblogging. I guess some obese person called Jason Calacanis started it because he was so grossly obese. Fatblogging is basically telling people what you ate/how you exercised that day...sharing it with the people reading your blog in hopes that the public pressure will make you guilty you enough to lose some fricking weight.

So I guess that's why I'm going to do this for awhile, so if it helps-- good. Maybe with a little of your guidance and tips I can get down to how I used to look.

I'm sure you read my Emaciation Proclamation and my Thin Commandments from when I started this blog...well I think Fatblogging and Fatbloggers need their own set of guidelines and such. Here's a first draft I'm working on, if you have any suggestions, leave them in the comments.

FAT BLOGGING YOUR WAY TO SIZE -7

1. You're a role model for fat bloggers. If you fail to document your fatblogging, there will be too many obese bloggers. Obese bloggers = obese internet. We need to keep the internet healthy.

2. Be honest when documenting your exercise and food intake. Lying will only make you fatter and they don't let liars and fatties into Hyde Lounge.

3. Do not blog and eat at the same time. Instead, just blog. If you feel the need to eat, blog. Blogging is the key here.

4. If somebody calls you a "stupid slutty fatass" in the comments section, don't call them out. Starting a flame war with one of your readers is counter productive to fatblogging, as getting into a rage will probably make you eat more.

5. When possible post pictures of fat people, followed by skinny people. Make fun of the fat people so you feel good about yourself and envious of the skinny person.

Okay that's just a working draft. But I think I'm gonna like doing this...look for for my first fatblogging update soon!