LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Dude, I Am Turning Into a MAJOR Fatass

I just checked out a recent photo of me and I want to kill myself. How could I have gotten this fat?







Come on, Lindsay. Don't be such a freaking weakling. LOSE WEIGHT NOW! YOU ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THIS BARBIE CHICK IN ONE MONTH! YOU CAN DO IT!







NEW DIET STARTS TOMORROW!

11 Comments:

At 9:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. You look like a bloated donut. Personally, I think that's kinda hot.

 
At 2:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why dnt u just get lipro. then u can keep ya boobs but be hot at the same time. much less efort and much less pain. i know its not you really but hey. just in case. and yes i agree. the blob is hot.

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Barbie chick is so perfect!!!!

>>>>skinny_jodea

 
At 3:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love your belly peirce!

 
At 4:47 PM, Anonymous WTF said...

Hoha you need to STOP eating you a HUGE, even SHITNEY is getting smaller. Yuck

 
At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are so beautiful, when you're skinny, I want to be like you! please tell how you got that skinny!!!

 
At 6:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I swear your like absolutley crazyyyy ... i mean i've got an eating disorder myself and want to look skinny but your just doing this for attention ..i mean why else would you post this stupid stuff and you seem like a really bitchy up ur own arse person. I actually liked you and thought you were a really good actress but your a horrible person and theres no way im ever going to see any of your stupid films again you lunatik

 
At 3:02 AM, Blogger DarkRose said...

the first thing i want to say is that i admired you before seeing your blog. i dont understand why you want to be skinny. you look so good when you are normal and not thin. im very very thin and i would love to get some pounds. i hate being thin but i hate to eat. you are absulutely amazing without being skinny.

whatever i dont believe this blog is yours

 
At 8:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! are you nutz! You look perfect! My sister, she is bigger than your wheight. She wishes she could be like you! I can't believe I thought you were kwel. I mean, your pretty dumb if you think your fat. Your skinny! Man! How stupid can you get! A diet! I mean, come on! Your sooo skinny! Also, I don't even think this is your blog.

 
At 8:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! are you nutz! You look perfect! My sister, she is bigger than your wheight. She wishes she could be like you! I can't believe I thought you were kwel. I mean, your pretty dumb if you think your fat. Your skinny! Man! How stupid can you get! A diet! I mean, come on! Your sooo skinny! Also, I don't even think this is your blog.

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger Jonathan said...

You are a retarded person. Being all bones is the worst look on anyone, go live in Ethiopia, you demented idiot!
Girls need something covering dem' bones, Bitch! (this isn't your site anyway)

 

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