DEAR TMZ -- MIND YOUR OWN BIZZNESSS

I love it when the tabloids talk about my personal life like they know what the hell they're talking about. I'm not seen with Calum for like three fricking day and they already think that we're not an item or hooking up or dating or whatever. It's none of their business what calum and I are doing...what are status is etc.

Why do sites like TMZ and Perez care about what I do and who I kiss? For the most part I hear that the people who write for TMZ are a bunch of fat 35-year-old wives whose husbands are out banging whatever dirthole looks at them at the Saddleranch bar on Sunset. It's just funny that human energy is wasted on talk about my personal life...it just makes no sense. Well....maybe a little sense...I can see the attraction of people wanting to know about what i'm up to, but damn...TMZ has to be all negative...

They assume just because I don't see one of my friends for a couple days that it's all over. JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS TMZ! You don't know me, you don't know anything. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. You DON'T KNOW WHAT MY LOVE IS...

So yeah, just stay out of it...