Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 8:25 AM
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
8 Comments:
ok ya people..........ok this might sound crazy......but is this site even real???????? i mean really now am i just wasting my f*ucking time here and writin to a non-existing la lohan???? ok now let me tell u about my probl maybe this way ill keep the damn food off my mind.......im hungry to death i can feel it in my veins this is the 3rd whole day im trying not to eat and right now im blowing my stomach up with diet coke......uve ever heard of this combination....diet coke and air.......it makes u feel thin ya gurls check it out......it bloats u ..u dont feel a damn thing.....plus the cofein gives ya the enrgy for the day.......i must be thin i must reach perfection.......how did it feel lindsay??? how did it feel to e thin????? u r the luckiest person in the whole worlddddd....i mean u can lose wait cuz ur mama doesnt have to always nag u about eating...thats what my mom does she nags nags nags nags me all the time.....eat something u idiot.....thats what the freaking bitches in my school scream after me...........eat something....i dont scream back at their fat ass......stop eating.....right?? so y should they???? can u give me one of ur diet recipes.......man u looked awesome in that red dress....u can buy whateva u want......at any time......and one thing........if ur in rehab right now how the f*ck can i see pics of u on x17 da vips site......ha?? and how come uve gotten out of rehab do dye ur hair blonde?? by da way it fits u nuts.....i luv it......i wish my mom would let me dye my freaking hair.....man i cant wait to be 18.......here i am........a stupid 16 year old teen girl whos both bulimic and anorexic......and everyone makes fun of er cuz she wants to be perfect........whats wrong with wanting to be perfect?? can u tell me???? my life is a stupid blast i cannot stand it anymore.......plss lindsay if this is really u......god........i really wish id have some of ur counsils......i feel like ur my model to follow or somethin.......everytime i get hungry i come take a look at this awesome coolsome everlastin hopefully site.........even if its not u i appreciate the 1 who did it...except the offenses brought to u.........i know u wouldnt really have enough time to write here neway but still.........it ll become like my journal or something........c ya popele and pls some1 write back......i should stop here so i wont become as naggy as my mama is.:(....
ok pls answer
yeah ok so lemme c......no1 writes here no more......y??? lindsay or whoeva i gotta confess i ate yesterday but i threw it all up.....oh how do u know if u threw everything up??????:-????????
well.. i hope you get out of rehab soon (that is of course, if this is really you) and wish you the best of luck in getting back in the ana groove. stay pro-ana forever. you're thinspiration to us all!!! :)
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hey Linds, consider Micael(Art Michaels/Art Mikael) dead in Afghanistan. its done.
i love this blog. it's hilarious. and the anorexic girls who comment asking for advice are just as entertaining. thank you. peace out.
Ok. This is site is part of liquid generation. LOOK at the address. So you can SEE that's not lindsay lohan. It's a spoof site.
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