COURTNEY LOVE DOESN'T VOMIT NTO A TOWEL?

Everybody's been making such a big deal about Courtney Love and her weight loss. She's been showing off her body to everybody lately...while she doesn't look absolutely wretched, she does look pretty horrible. What's funny is that she claims she hasn't been vomiting into a towel...she's been drinking Slim Fast.



Slim Fast! Please! I don't know anybody who's ever lost any weight from not sticking their finger down their throat and shooting that rainbow colored goodness all over the toilet seat. Here's a post from Courtney on her official fan site.

oh perez got it from pge six nd ots bulls**t



i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it



FDA

says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being

100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.



I know

spmeone who troed to get that sh*t and no dr would give it to her an

dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter shite, i lost weightthe

hard way and people cant accept it,whwnever ANYONE loses weight by

determintaion and grit fast its suspect i got muyinspirationf rom Oprah

losing so much weight on Slim Fast,. thats how i did it, thio sis

nonsesne my breath is great and i dont “vomit inot a towel” it sjust

cynical crazy bullsh*t,

i started weight training three days go to

get rid of the saggy ass and loose tummy i pln on hving perrrfect six

pack by summer, and be extra strong so when i play shows ill be strong

nd not weak,



Thizs is bullsh*t as is the tummy tuck rumour or

the 200k in liopo rumpur ( you dont lose eoght all over from lipo) (

noone loses more than 15 lbs from lipo ever they “resculpt”) thi

sisjust nnoying gross BULLSHIT. from people who cant lose wieght

through ld fashioned discipline but dont think for second if it was

legal i wouldnt think bout it sure i would but losing ll you rintesines

doesnt appeal to me and im ton macro so i dont get cancer ( i kno wthe

smnoking hs to go) banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon

cancer as well as other terroble health problems,

again this is

BULLS**T. i worked my ss off and m always f**king hingry though ive

gotten used to it, bno dr in the world would give me gastric bypass or

gastric banding i dont meet the pproval of ny western country , it

would be illegal and im[ossible fvor me to find dr to perform this

surgery on me.



zso thats THAT.



Jealous Cynical people who

anta cceopt that somneone cn lose alot of weight the old fshioned wy

ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone

tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense jealous

cynical lie.

good night.

WoW Courtney. Maybe in addition to some slim fast you should get yourself a spell checker. I understood like two words of that.

I just don't understand why the rest of Hollywood is denying they have a weight problem. I know there's a stigma attached to it, but I feel that being open is the best course of action for any person suffering an addiction...alcohol...drugs...vomiting....excessive exercising...that's why I started this blog. I want to be open to all of you so you can be just like me. Or maybe not. While I don't consider myself any type of role model, I do know the power I hold over all the people reading this blog, and all the people who read US Magazine and constantly look at pictures of me doing whatever.



You people look up to me. You feel you know me. You want to be like me.



I'll try to make you proud.



Love and Laxatives,



Lindsay Lohan