Answer The Anorexics #1

It's been awhile since I searched the internets for pro-anorexia websites. I truly believe that if you're going to go to a website that promotes anorexia, you might as well go to mine. As the Most Famous Anorexic in the History of Anorexia, I have the most to say about it. And I am always correct.

But I know what you're thinking. "Lindsay, you're not anorexic anymore." Yes, it may be true that I've gained a few pounds, but I am still skinnier than you and most people I know (except for you MK -- I hate you). I am Thinspiration x1000. If you read my blog you'll drop ten pounds in 10 minutes. I swear.



Well all this surfing led me to a Live Journal website where girls discuss ways to stop eating. And they write poetry! Reading their entries makes me feel so sad. They feel so lost. So aimless. So out of touch. I think they need a leader. Someone to look up too. Then I thought: why can't this be me, Lindsay Lohan? I will be Live Journal's Pro-anorexia Ambassador! What does this job entail? Responding to the blog posts of the anorexics that worship me of course!!!!



Let's get started.



This first post comes from CryingLifeAway:

just sharing...



i haven't stopped crying.. for the past 3 hours..;



I found a dress for my ugly body for my cousin's confirmation



and all bran bars are the best...



I cut one up and that's the only thing i eat all day.. .



130 calories... that's it.. loves it..&



my eldest cousin asked me to be a bridesmaid at the wedding.. FAST!!! UNTIL NEXT YEAR..lol

WoW. I'm really worried about this girl eating only 130 calories a day. This is DANGEROUSLY LOW. When I was at my skinniest I was eating no less than 500 calories a day, and I lost weight just fine. Of course, there were those days I'd splurge and swallow some man-juic.....ahhh. Well that's not for this blog. All I'm saying is that you can eat a little more. And when you have those days when you're feeling a little bloated, nothing takes the fat off like a little nose candy.



Here's another from My Dull Ache:

Ok. Two things...



1. I've lost about 7 pounds in the span of a

week and a few days. (105 to 97) I don't see any change. None. Then I

had an epiphany at work. You loose muscle before you loose fat, am I

right? Yeah, high school bio, I know. So is that why I don't see any

change?



2. Give me ideas on what I should eat for dinner. I'm at a loss. I'm looking to keep it in the 300 calories or less range.





Thanks

You're probably not seeing any changes in your body because you're delusional. We get like this when we're rapidly losing weight. You look in the mirror and you see a fat ugly duckling. Other people look at you and see a skinny ugly duckling. Just like when you hear your voice in a home video...it sounds weird! Well the same thing happens when we look at ourselves.



One last one before I go out...from Srching4smthng.

Is there anyone here who is trying to get pregnant/is pregnant? I want

to start trying after I graduate in May. My goal is to be 105--still

healthy enough to get pregnant I think, I was just wondering how ED has

affected getting pregnant or staying pregnant...and if anyone was

pregnant...how did the pregnancy go? Thanks

OMG! You want to have a baby! This IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 105 seems like a pretty good weight to maintain a healthy baby. You def don't want to get as big as Fatney Spears did when she was pregnant. Cottage Cheese on the ass doesn't look so nice. Just a warning tho: Your ribs might disappear when you get pregnant. Don't let this scare you into an abortion though. Being from Hollywood, I know plenty of tricks  to make sure the bones that you've worked so hard on getting everybody to see stay seen! You've heard of spray on tan, right? Well you can spray ribs onto your body so it looks like you've never gained a pound. There are lots of these places in The Bev Hills...not sure about your podunk town....But to answer your question, I've never been preggers so I'm really the wrong person to ask about how ED effects a jesus fetus.



Okay, that's all for now, kids. See ya with a burger in your mouth...



L&L-LL