SOME FRIDAY THINSPIRATION FOR YA BITCHES
Hello, my fellow Ana-friends and Non-Ana-Friends!
How have you been? Do you miss me? I know you do, so don't lie. I just wanted to check in and say some hellos and give you a little THINSPIRATION for the weekend.
Do you know what time it is? It's lose weight time, that's what time it is. It's March. You only have a few months to get yourself in tip top shape for summer. Time for all your fatties to get skinny, and all you skinnies to look like Victoria Beckham. Check this bitch out!
Check out how little her legs are -- not even two inches across. She must look amazing in a bikini. Some girls might be worried that they'll get too skinny and break a leg or something, but you'd be surprised by how resilient the human body is to injury.
Ah, perfection. I cannot even tell you how jealous I am of Victoria. I AM SO HAPPY she's moving Los Angeles soon. I think I'm going to learn a lot. So many people are giving her flack for moving here...for looking pretty...for being married to one of the most gorgeous men alive! Whatevs. She's beautiful and you people are just jealous. Don't shoot the messenger if you're gonna be so sour because you're fat.Speaking of losing weight, I think I need to lose a few. I have DEFINTELY gained back some weight since I cut down my drinking and drug use. If it wasn't for the cigs that I'm smoking I'd turn into a blimp. Check out this recent paparazzi photo of me.
Holy chunk rolls. Is that a gut or am I just happy to see someone! Jesus Freakin' Fathole.Time to hit gym, stick my finger down my throat and barf up some cigarette tar.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 2:30 PM
10 Comments:
Hi LL,
I do hope that you recover soon!!
From, JC
Posh looks great!! You should hang out with her.
peace to the bunny, my lovely Lindsay; you are my dream come true for real. please check out the site drumzrguruven.com, it's where I work. we make drums, rainsticks,didgeridoos,flutes; I'm here now watching the place toniteand tommorrow. Please give me a call sometime and ask for your very own purplebear cause that's what I am, and I will tell you personally why you are my dream come true and you can tell me why too. I can't wait to see those new movies and you.I get your albums on Monday, you are truely an inspiring and arousing woman. I love you!PurpleMurrayKY
hi
posh looks good.
she's even hotter today.
better than her spice girls years.
>>>skinny_jodea
i dont believe u!how can u encourage young girls to become anorexic!?i know it mustn't help wit me saying that ur a role model for these young girls..but u are and u have to face the facts... if u dont want to be a role model then get the hell out of the spotlight.. u r killin people by saying this sort of stuff..fair enough u have problems and have ur own way of dealing with them but anorexia should not be the way..u could end up killing urself and no one wants that...open ur eyes
this is not lindsay idiots.
go see a doctor, whoever you are.
There are people ACTUaLLY starving, and you're here starving yourself?
Bones are hideous, especially when it's so exaggerated. A healthy weight should be maintained, and not have so much fat.. but healthy fats and muscle.
If you have no energy, you cannot work out to develop muscle.
ur the shit linds...i also stick my finger up my throat and release like crazy! so that i could be skinny!! wearing those skinny jeans and skinny tops..i love everything skinny!!!
haha calling somebody a dummy cause you ain't really Lindsay. Then stop saying you are you dumb twittybit. What is your sick waste of time all about?
why don't you just leave the blogger alone? it's a blog! you can say any shit you want! it doesn't matter if it's a lohan roleplayer or lohan herself... the thing is, you do enjoy reading the posts! don't lie. i know you do!
>>> skinny_jodea
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