PARIS HILTON, A PORN STAR AND AN ANOREXIC WALK INTO A BAR...

Paris Hilton says to the Porn Star, "I'm Paris Hilton! Who are you?"

"I'm Jenna Jameson," says Jenna, and then Jenna looks at the Anorexic and says, "And who are you?"

Anorexic replies, "I am YOU!"

Then the anorexic farts two suppositories out of her butt and they hit Paris Hilton and the anorexic between the eyes and they both die.

You like my joke!?! LOL> I'm still working it out (THIS IS NOT A COMEDY BLOG, PEOPLE!).

I'm sure you're guessing I saw that pic of porn star Jenna Jameson that's going around. In case you haven't seen it, here it 'tis -- before and after:

Oh oh oh, Jenna. You are so in for it. Now it's you're turn.

The Olsens. Me. We are so Yesterday's Anorexics. It's you're turn to face the flames, the papapraazzis, the message boards, the boring f**king people in the comments of my blog who sit on their fat asses all day reading my blog because their own life is just too goddamn boring.

Jennna, it's your Anorexic Birthday.

Put on a hat and take a lax. There's a cake on the table, a toilet in the back. They are some knives, too, (if you're that type of girl).

This might seem like a party of one, but I assure you it's a party of many.

We are Anagirls. We party.

A lifestyle, not a disease.

Today you hate yourself. Tomorrow you celebrate yourself.

You'll want to throw away you're stomach on Monday, and buy it off ebay on Tuesday. Wednesday you'll give in to your friends and family and start eating again. On Thursday you'll gain a pound and consider yourself cured. On Friday you'll be blowing rainbows out of your mouth while rains outside.

And damn if that rain isn't going to feel so good.

Happy Anorexic Birthday, Jenna.

Hope it doesn't f**k you up like it did us.

Love & Laxatives,

La Lohan