SO HOLLYWOOD IS A YEAR BEHIND, GO FIGURE
So I've been looking around the internets at all the pictures of celebrities and i've noticed something....
NOT ONLY DO MY FANS WANT TO BE LIKE ME, BUT OTHER CELEBRITIES WANT TO BE LIKE ME....
Damn. It's like if i'm not trendsetting with my clothes & movies, I'm totally setting the wave of the future with my body...
Check out this story I just found: Is Angelina Jolie Anorexic? Well, duh, of course she's anorexic...have you seen pictures of her lately? the craziest one is when she was pregnant...
I know I'm recovering, but I can't help but believe this is how skinny every pregnant women should be...I have a feeling mothers say they have to "eat for two" because they have an obesity problem.
Here's another one for you. When I was at the height of my anorexia I had great arms, but I did hear stories about ana women getting veiny because of the drastic weightloss. Looks like Angelina's barfing is making her turn for the worse. Please angelina! Take pills instead of barfing!
But she's not the only one following my ana trendsetting...let's take a look around Hollywood to see who's skinny and who's a fatty.
Kate Moss looks like she's riding on the Chunky Highway lately...
Can somebody tell this fat whore Scarlett Johansson that's she not that hot and that she weighs like a billion pounds. Damn, it looks like if you stab her 2% MILK will come shooting out of her. Get on a bicycle, Scarlett JoButtNutz!
Now for some of my favs....
Kate Bosworth has come a long way since she was the little piggy in Blue Crush. But why does she look so sad in the above pic? Is it because she thinks she's too fat? Well, Kate...perseverance...
Damn...look how fat kate used to be? She's come a long, long way from the Chubby Train.And now for a bit of perfect thinspiration for you all...
Look at this perfection! Bellisima, Keira Knightley! Bellisima! When people say it's okay to be fat, don't you think they're a little insane?TYRA???
Please tell me Tyra Banks is wearing a fat suit here?Love & Laxatives,
LL
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 5:17 PM
14 Comments:
Sup Lindsay, I was just wondering if you ever tried ecstasy before, it's probably the best drug out there. "K" is really good too. If you bump K after you come down from X, it brings your roll back up, feels REALLY good. Just trying to educate you, if you know all this, then sorry. Peace.
hey lindsay. i love your posts.
makes me feel really fat.
gives me the thinspiration to continue on what you've started.
>>>> jodea
Wow, I can honestly say that I have been there -- where you think that everyone out there is a fat cow and they don't see it. Now, I'm just shocked. Scarlett is beautiful, has a perfect body. Katie is too thin, Kiera is too thin. Angelina is unhealthily thin for being pregnant. Granted, you don't have to be HUGE when you're pregnant like some people end up being, but that is too thin. You don't see this now because you yourself are sick. Stop looking, get better. Maybe in 5 years you'll look back and be shocked at what you used to think looked good. And Kate Moss? She's bending over and has something we call SKIN. You know, that thing that is supposed to be pliable? That is not a fall roll. Stop hallucinating. And don't think that you're such the trendsetter, because anorexia has been the disease among the weak and self-hating for many many years. Get some fucking self-esteem already. Why do you think no one wants to date you? It's not because you're fat, it's because you're crazy and you don't have the self esteem to even be yourself. To accept yourself as you are, now that's the real challenge. Quit being weak and a slave to your eating disorder already. I'm sick of hearing it.
YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!!! Those girls are too thin. Even Scarlett is thin for her size. You need to stop looking for mistakes in others and focus at yourselves. Besides, a person's inner worth far surpasses beauty.
and before you say it, I am not fat or ugly, just someone who had to learn the hard way where beauty really lies.
you guys are idiots, can't you see this site is a joke
Are you the really Lindsay?, I like to talk with you, please answer me.
You are beautiful¡!¡
This is a bullshit coloum right?
yeah mang, it's a load of bull.
SAWP LIZZAY LET ME BE A BONESHITTING STICK LIKE YOU!
Man you must live a SAD life to have to pretend your LL!
As if anyone would ever believe this is her.... PEOPLE WAKE UP, this is NOT LL
are you guys serious? that isnt really lindsay lohan you retards.and those girls are thin....too thin
I can't decide whose comments make this site more entertaining...the people who believe it and urge you to take a second look at Scarlett, or the uber-joyless "eating disorders are soberly serious you bitch" crowd.
Thank you for doing whatever you are doing to attract these people.
well, ive never seen myself as FAT! I'm happy where im at! is the point of the WHOLE blog thing supposed too set up healthy weighted girls into sticking their finger down their throt???! Oh, i know why that chick looked so sad in that picture. Its because she knows she has a problem. I was discussed at what YOUR MIND thinks is FAT, while i think its way UNDER WEIGHT!!! FAT ROLLS on THOSE girls? what the hell? those "fat rolls" are the last bit of protein keeping them from staveing to death.
i actually dropped weight - 125 lbs (that scared me!) - but i WANT to get up to 170lbs. Look i know you have a problem & think youre a bloated blimp if you 2lbs, but this, blogging about it - calling other NORMAL WEIGHTED PEOPLE FATTIES, is just sick.
If you read these, take my advice - either get help or starve till you can count every rib in your ribcage & see EVERY bone in your body.
who writes this shit. this is so fucked up that i just want to beat the shit from anyone who would admit to it. Frankly, it shouldn't be written that women are fat or have flab no matter if it's for humor or whatever. This bullshit is what young women see and learn to believe. Get some new shit to write about. you guys are assholes
Ughh..
you know what.
You girls really piss me off none of those girls are even close to being fat. I weigh 130 pounds and i think i'm too thin. i'm trying to gain about 5 pounds. Men don't want some Hollywood stick chick its gross. And girls are supposed to have curves. your not supposed to see your bones through your skin. It looks ugly.
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