Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
In case you didn't know, the best way to lose weight is to take a bunch of laxatives, shove or pour them down your throat, and then sit by the toilet. But in case you're on vacation in New Mexico, you can just pop a squat and unload on the beach. Like my friend Ashley Olsen.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 2:09 PM
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
5 Comments:
I've got an idea for you - surgery. When you have your ribs removed - you look soo much thinner - no bones. It's awesome!
you had a surgery?
yeah, god forbid you get kicked in the chest and don't have that there to protect your INTERNAL ORGANS. Dumbass.
you are the coolest person ever! please teach me to be as cool as you.....hahaha...but seriously, you are looking pretty fat lately. :(
this is gay
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