LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Friday, February 23, 2007

DEAREST LOVE, MS. BRITNEY SPEARS

Britney....

What are you doing? Where are you going? You're lost.

Britney, I'm like you. Always going places. People always talking to me. People always looking at me. People was grasping onto me like leeches, like blood sucking leeches. Parasites. MyMomMyDadKatoCalienHowardKSternPaparazzi they're all the same. They're only going one place, Britney, and that's to nowhere.

You and I we're differnt. That's why we have to take care of ourselves. We have to be ourselves.

In the past couple of weeks i've gained a few pounds. I too have been to a few rehab centers. They do some help, Brit. Sure I still go out partying, and yes I'm typing this after a night at Hyde, and yes I might be a little typsy.

But just remember something Brit: They do not control you. They do not own you. Cut off your hair. Shave your body. Give it all away on ebay, whatever. They can have it. You dont' need it.

You don't need anything or anyone.

i <3 floggingmolly

If I ever leave this world alive
I'll thank for all the things you did in my life
If I ever leave this world alive
I'll come back down and sit beside your
feet tonight
Wherever I am you'll always be
More than just a memory
If I ever leave this world alive

If I ever leave this world alive
I'll take on all the sadness
That I left behind
If I ever leave this world alive
The madness that you feel will soon subside
So in a word don't shed a tear
I'll be here when it all gets weird
If I ever leave this world alive

So when in doubt just call my name
Just before you go insane
If I ever leave this world
Hey I may never leave this world
But if I ever leave this world alive

She says I'm okay; I'm alright,
Though you have gone from my life
You said that it would,
Now everything should be all right

She says I'm okay; I'm alright,
Though you have gone from my life
You said that it would,
Now everything should be all right
Yeah should be alright

2 Comments:

At 4:13 PM, Anonymous WTF said...

Linds, Don't worry about Shitney, worry about how f*cking FAT you are. Damn girl what the hell happened to you?

You are going to look even BIGGER next to Kiera now.

Heifer.

 
At 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf --

I hope you starve yourself until you die because the world will be a much better place without the likes of you.

 

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