LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

RE: THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SAYING I GOT FATTER

For those of you in the comments section who are saying that I have gotten fat over the last few months, well, you're probably right. i have gained a lot of weight. you see, when you're a drug addicted A-List bipolar anorexic like me, your body fluctuates with the type of drugs you do...lemme explain...

This photo was taken when I was a fatass. Damn I was big. I wasn't on any drugs at this point, unless you call chocolate cake donuts a drug, which i didn't, but now it's, like, worse than heroin.

Ahh...the following pic is me during my glory days. This is when i was just eating celery and water, and i was hitting the cocaine pretty hard. I didn't put a drop of alcohol in my body tho cause that stuff will kill you.

After that photo was taken lots of you bitches were giving me flack about my wegith. regarless of you you say, i still think I looked good then. better than all you fat sluts out there. back then, i wasn't as depressed as i am now...that's what cocaine is good at...make you feel like you don't give a f**k about anything....but look at me now...

Ah...look at me now....not so much perfection, but damn if i don't have my rack back. how? it's called alcohol. i can stop being an anorexic if you give me a beer. sure, i'm a little chunky all over...but maybe in the right places? what do you think? do I need to lose a few?

BTW...20-something more days to go here in rehab. i stopped keeping count. to bored to keep count.

13 Comments:

At 12:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are sooo beautiful when you are around 130 pounds. I know what its like to have ana. but I also know what its like to not have it. Just try to believe that people look up to you, and you could be making a smart innocent 10 year old girl into an anorexic cocaine addict.

I hope you get better.

xoxoxo

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with her.

 
At 8:50 PM, Anonymous jessy said...

please help me,,, i need to be skinny and shut up u stoopid whores giving her a hard time she can be ano if she wants it is her life any way i am totally fat and i wanna be anorexic but i cant throw up my food 4 sum reason it aint worx n my parents keep making me eat ... please send me some tips my email i s xx_barbie_is_a_slut_xx@hotmail.com luv yu lindsay x.ho.x

 
At 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jessy --- get over your lame ass self. I hope one of these days you'll grow up. What are you -- 13? 12? Learn to spell, stay in school, and don't fucking be stupid and do something to your body that you later regret and spend your whole goddamn life trying to get over. I mean, you want an eating disorder so badly but you can't even distinguish them from one another --- anorexia is when you don't eat, bulimia is when you throw up. Quit glorifying diseases because you want to make yourself suffer. Its funny how eating disorders are a biproduct of first world societies; if you were anywhere else you'd be more appreciative for all the shit you have. Go read a fucking book and grow up.

 
At 3:13 AM, Blogger UNIVERSAL PLAYER said...

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At 3:26 PM, Anonymous WTF said...

LL--Don't listen to these heifers. No way should anyone weigh 130 lbs at our height. My god that's henious.

 
At 12:52 AM, Blogger Jenny said...

could u tell us how much u weigh now Lindsay?? and you're 5 feet 5 inches tall right? I am only 5 feet 1 inch tall and weigh around 100 pounds, I got fat rolls on my stomach like u had before! :(( but i can't stop eating, and i dont drink or take drugs...it's funny but still many guys think I am hawt. lol

 
At 10:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Linds, could you be anymore unhappy. I'm not saying you have it all, but you've got a lot going for you. The doors have been opened for you, and you could do anything. But instead, you've choosen to run back inside, close all doors and windows and stay locked out of who you "could" be.

I've got 8 years on you, and you still have so much to learn. When I was 20, I thought I had it going on. I was still a full time college student at a predominate school, ate whatever I liked but was fit from head to toe from kickboxing. So on the outside I was very normal. Well normal for a child who grew up all over the world and came from a "well to do family." But what nobody could see was I was completely falling down. I never did drugs in high school and I even lived in Holland, and still didn't do drugs. But when I turned 18, I was smoking pot on a daily basis. No biggie, right. You can function any day on that stuff. But what I didn't know, was how much I would love cocaine. Probably didn't help that I rolled on some heroin based ecstasy prior to trying cocaine, but once I had my taste, I loved it. Your right, it makes you feel numb, you feel like you could do anything, in your mind and at that moment some times I did do anything and it felt great. But that only lasted so long. You can't have a relationship with anyone, but cocaine. Sure your friends for the moment, but once the shits gone the fighting is on. So here are some words of wisdom. Don't let anorexia, cocaine, alcohol, or wtf ever make you who you are. Anybody can do that shit, but it takes somebody special to step out and be completely different. In my mind I wanted to change the world. But because of the drugs, I didn't. Once you can see clearly again, you'll find your path.

Oh, and not that I give a rats ass what Paris, or who Paris has screwed. But seriously, don't ever be jealous of that girl. She's still younger than me and looks like shit, and not only that but her personal life is a joke. Money can't buy class, and she's a perfect example. No need to explain, as that internet has given us all an open pass into her boring, pathetic world.

So, please, give yourself the time to heal. Understand that its more difficult to be still, than it is to be running all over the place trying to cure yourself of boredom. Once you find the calmness within, you'll find yourself.

 
At 9:37 AM, Anonymous lola said...

Hey, beyotch, u rule! we should totaly go out together,snort coke off each other vaginas and then do some body-building exercises!

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Angry said...

I don't think you realize how irresponsible you are being. Anyway is this the real Lindsay Lohan? It surely can't be...

 
At 10:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, could LOLA be Paris???? Interesting....that comment "Hey, beyotch, u rule! we should totaly go out together,snort coke off each other vaginas and then do some body-building exercises!" Sounds just like something from Paris Storage Unit!!! Hmmmm. oh and here's another interesting tid bit. "Not So Blind Item" "Which celebutard whose racist language has recently been back in the news, thanks to the Internet, has developed a code word for her bigotry? She now refers to African-Americans as "Lolas." Interesting, very interesting how this is all linking up.

 
At 10:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha you guys suck, I really hope you're kidding by commenting on this fake blog. Do you really think lindsay would write shit like this? haha grow up you losers

 
At 4:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys I'm trying to be an inspiration!
I just care about my appearance, all I want to do is help!
We can achieve world peace, love to all my fans out there, sticking by me. Linds xxx (Lindsay Lohan)

 

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