Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
I'm in here 28 days. Hopefully by the end of my stay with all this crappy food I'm eating...I can look a little bit more trim. Here's a little Thinspiration for a nice Saturday morning...
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 10:14 AM
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
16 Comments:
wow, you really need help, and I hope you're getting it.
I was anorexic, and in a "rehab facility" once... and let me tell you if you don't get a hold of it soon, you'll end up killing your metabolism completely from your fucking with nutrition and drugs. It may make you thin for the time being but either you can continue to be on that path and die thin and young, or you can take control of it and try to repair the damage you've done. For me, it has been 5 years, and I'm still slowly fixing the rate of metabolism that had been fucked with by stimulants, laxatives, and not proper nutrition. The sooner you stop, the more likely you'll be able to recover and have a normal existence... or something like that. I mean, don't you want to live life? Don't you want to explore the world? Have a family one day? To be able to look back on years of depression or anxiety and be like "wow, I'm glad that's behind me..." ... and not to be a fatass with hypothyroidism because you killed your endocrine system when you were young and vulnerable/stupid/stressed/depressed.
who are you addressing here?
"wow, you really need help, and I hope you're getting it."
WHO?
seriously, that anorexic model looks scary to me!! heard that many runway models are dying becoz of anorexia and drugs...so fucking stupid!
This. Picture. Is. Plain. Awful.
Who are you trying to be??
I would be very surprised if Anyone thinks that that picture is remotely attractive.
Bones showing has never been a good look and never will be.
Yeah I agree don't be a fat lump especially with all the soaring numbers of obesity..however being skeletal is not the answer.
You will just get laughed at Im afraid.
Think on please.
This is not funny, that picture is plain awful...I can't imagine any girl wanting to look like that model (anyway they have banned extremely skinny models from catwalks in most places which to me is a good thing) I hope you wake up to yourself one day and realize that what you are carrying on with is plain stupid and really irresponsible besides you aren't the real Lindsay Lohan anyway
hi linsay im like yo biggest fan i dont thnk your a fattty in fact i think our to thin u should gain a little bit of weight just a little dont be a fatty but but dont turn yourself into a bag of bones
ps.when are u coming out with a cd i loved the last one and the one before that u know that one black guy on celebirty fit club on VH1 they were like talking about u n stuff and they said if u keep this up u are going to die and if u die then who am i going to idilize
Oh dear, what is going on?
Do you guys think that by looking like a pile of bones with absolutely minimal life in you then you will be accepted?
Starving yourself does not make you thin. Being ill does.
You can still lose weight by stopping eating crap and focusing on the good stuff. But bringing illness to yourself is just disgusting.
Just really shows how much you value yourself, eh?
fyi...
that picture isn't an actual person. it is edited so that the person looks extremely emaciated. why? i don't really know..
yeah, this site is a joke..or was intended to be a joke or amusing, but it's not and someone with an eating disorder can't really take it any other way than as an insult from cattle. someone who doesn't take the time to research anorexia or bulimia and knows nothing about it.
"get a sense of humor"
FUCK YOU.
we're in a prison...like a drug addict. we hate ourselves and this is our only form of control. we're trapped. we want to eat...but we can't and people are so inconsiderate and they keep bashing us although they don't know the pain that accompanies the eating disorder. i probably have more a sense of humor than you and i know where to draw the line...
GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
You look so skiny, look in the mirror. You will die pretty soon! You gotta eat. No one is as skinny as you lady. from isabella to skinny lady bye
god, what a sick fucking joke
That picture seriously can't be real, I sincerely hope that noone would hire a model that doesn't even have enough muscle tissue to lift her own arm above the head :P
The last pic is fake. Nobody hear about anapro or proana?? Anorexic girls who are proud to look like walking dead bodies?! So they take any kind of picture and make the girl look like an aorexic when she is not anorexic. Seriously ppl?? Do you think than a stylist will let this kind of girl hit the catwalk?? NO fucking way!!
you have got to be kidding. why would anyonr want to look like that? do you this it is healthy for you? if so, you need some help.
The model looks SO FAKE. Her head is much bigger than her body...
love ya Lindsay! :-) fitty all the way. just the way u are.
lindsay you are such a twat! i wanna slit you heroin skanky bitch ass throat. go and fucking die! you cant act for shit, i burn every picure of you in my magazines. girls look up to you and girls are dying cos they are trying to get thin. hahha glad you and your dad dont get on, you deserve it. its not glamorous using heroin and coke it fucking dirty, you a dirty whore. GET AIDS AND DIE!!!!!
come to england and i will fight you slut fatty ass!
whore whore WHORE WHORE!!!!!!
you know you dont look good, wouldnt you rather have people talking about you cos you are a good role model, not a stupid bitch!?
go play on railway tracks
this is me http://www.myspace.com/dlckickass
btw one of my friends died of anorexia, your periods stopped? yeah, youre never gonna be able to have kids, twat, your killing your body. if you wanna die go fucking do it! dont drag it out for us.
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