LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Monday, August 14, 2006

NICOLE RITCHIE IS ALMOST PERFECT

This is what normal is to me. While Nicole Ritchie still a little bit big in the tighs, she's getting pretty damn place to being perfect. Maybe once she see's these photos she'll notice that she still has a little chunk to lose. Nothing makes you realize how fat you are like 10+ photos of yourself running on the beach.

Check out more of these photos right here...

42 Comments:

At 3:48 AM, Anonymous cutiegoth said...

OMG Nicole is too tanned and skinny...she looks like a starving African girl running in the wild looking for fod lolz

She definately looked way better before her make-over and extreme weight loss.

 
At 3:13 AM, Blogger Sian said...

i think this site is sick and does not think about what effect it has on people who are suffering with a real ED! the author is a complete dumb ass who needs a reality check!!

 
At 1:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how many people will come here to say that Nicole is beautiful, naturally thin, don't bash skinny people...oy! I think she is anorexic b/c she is obviously not like this naturally, and /problems/ with her family and friends are obvious in the press...will we ever finish this epidemic of anorexia?

 
At 6:52 AM, Blogger Willa said...

OMG!

How can someone post this stuff about Nicole and say ''shes almost perfect'' or ''all she needs is to shed a few more pounds''!!!
This person should get a realaity check! HELLO?!? She has a problem! She's way to skinny? I feel so bad for Nicole. Whoever made this website has a cold heart.

 
At 12:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's so fat

 
At 12:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate it when actresses gain a bunch of weight and think other people will too. Who is gonna be that stupid? You would have to be a tard to believe that weighing 140 pounds and having a fat roll and loose wobbly flesh is hawt. i don't care who is the fatass who used to be skinny sayin it. everybody knows that weighing 100 pounds looks heaps better. And they totally lie about Nicole's weight. She looked like she weighed at least 140 pounds before and then she lost weight, she looks like she weighs 90 pounds, not 70 pounds. She looked gross fat and I am honest enough to say it although she should gain 15 pounds to look better but she should gain it so that she looks toned instead of just fat.

 
At 5:49 PM, Anonymous John Michael said...

I agree..nothing is better than watching someone running around in the shower to get wet!

Nicole now has the look of a zag-hag

 
At 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

could this be lohan's e-mail? LiNdSyYY@limailbox.com
should i spread the word?would this be toooooo nastyy?? xoxo

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger um... said...

nicole richie has problems. she only turned scary-skinny because she felt like she had to compete with paris hilton. i do have to admit that she was kinda fat before but now she is a walking stick.

 
At 12:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think i am anorexic. i was the thinnest of all my friends but i still feel fat. i have stopped eating lunch and for dinner i will eat very small portions of food. no one knows what i am doing but i am slowly shrinking. i know this is terrible and i want to stop but i dont think i can. part of me still wants to be a bony, skinny, beautiful girl.

 
At 3:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

UPDATEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 3:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that her e mail?

 
At 3:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF who gives a fuck bout Nicole bitch. where r u linds??

 
At 3:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lindsay lohan s totally gay!!

 
At 5:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god, it's so much fun to read this blog AND the comments of several dumb people. They just don't understand you and your golden aim of anorexic perfection gloriously shining in the future of yours!
(sorry, for the bad english, it's meant to be poetic...)

 
At 2:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur sick!

 
At 4:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
could this be lohan's e-mail? LiNdSyYY@limailbox.com
should i spread the word?would this be toooooo nastyy?? xoxo

4:08 AM

THIS ACTUALLY IS HER EMAIL!!!!!!U SHOULD SPREAD THE WRD DO SO QUICKLY COS SHE LL CHANGE!!!

 
At 5:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

update!u suck!

 
At 7:16 AM, Anonymous cutiegoth said...

yeah plz update!!

 
At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like what she looks like now and i want to look like her.

 
At 3:42 AM, Anonymous Art Micael said...

geee... my previous comment in the previous topic was a humor. got that? humor.

i thought they said dont take it seriously, geeheehee..

you know 'sas'?

EHM! o ya,

by the way shes engaged to me, you know.
since last fall. Im her "secret fiance", and shes a GOOD GIRL STILL. got u all chewed up. and im not that old, LOL.
c u all in a few years.

ehm! ehm hm hm hrrrmmm!!! cough! cough!

ge he he he he he he he...sigh..
LOL
adieu.

 
At 6:10 PM, Anonymous lyra said...

hey lindsay..is that really you? gosh...I just think you rock;p

 
At 10:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

update alright!wtf s goin on?

 
At 11:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

U P D A T E ! ! !
U P D A T E ! ! !
U P D A T E ! ! !
U P D A T E ! ! !
U P D A T E ! ! !

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you can clearly see someone's bones jutting disgustingly out of their body, it is not one bit attractive!!!why do sum ppl see nicole as 'almost perfect'!!! wtf!! shes a skinny little twig and she was sooo much prettier when she had abit of flesh on her bones!!!!being that skinny is SICK!!nd girls who think its nice and normal,need to get help!!cause they seriously havnt gotta clue!!!!

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Efa said...

Nicole Richie used to be pretty,but she is a skinny little minger now!

 
At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, lindsay, you have problems. Grow up and face them, you self-absorbed twat.
I was anorexic when I was like 15. I was hospitalized when I was 17, and now I am 22 and 4 years recovered. I'm in med. school and have studied biology extensively. This is what I've learned:

Let me tell you, your metabolism won't keep it up and you'll get hypothyroidism and end up turning into your worst nightmare -- a fat cow! I know too many women this has happened to, who will forever be FAT (*gasp*) because they tried too hard to be skinny and killed their bodies.
Not only did they kill their bodies, when they gained the weight back it was as cellulose. You can't rebuild muscle that's died from lack of nutrition. Good luck, and I'll be sorry to see what you look like when you're 30. If you're still alive, that is.

 
At 6:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I should also mention that I did cocaine and crystal meth, and I now have heart problems and could pretty much have a heart attack any time for any reason because of the repeated strain of doing stimulants. And your body will not forgive your laxative abuse either.
Get in some fucking psychotherapy already.

 
At 3:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY STUPID. whoever owns this blog is stupid. if you really are lindsay. GAWWWWD, you sound really stupid and you sound super ridiculous. do you know that women posted in your blog LOOK LIKE THE SKELETAL SYSTEM. do you know that you are an idiot, gawwwwd, PEOPLE ARE SO DISGUSTING. bleeeeh!

 
At 6:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if she really is lindsay??n how stupid r u???omg!n ur actually asking her things??do u think she ll practically answer??let's see..NO DUH!yeah come back in like 5 years or more, when u wont be 15 anymore!!
Btw is smn thinkin bout fuckin updatin this damn thing??????

 
At 8:13 AM, Anonymous Lynne said...

Where's that crotch shot of yours in Venice, Lindsay?

 
At 11:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks good to me. What can I say? I like skinny women with small tits! I don't like them anorexic but borderline is ok. Nothing is sexier than a inward dip between narrow hips leading to the vulva!

 
At 3:21 PM, Anonymous Nicole said...

i love you Nicole richie I dont care what any body says about you . It your life you live it the way you want to . I love you.

 
At 1:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

UPDATE PLEASEE CMON =(
we're all waiting for you hahah

 
At 7:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this site is soooo fucking sick you need a good smack round the head with a heavy plank of wood cos u dont see the real harm you are doing

 
At 12:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw Lindsay Lohan's Tits
at this website! Check it out at:
www.sexydivadaily.com

 
At 8:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

gggggawd wot is with u ppl nicole richie is gorguz n so is llo ne hu lindsay i need help i fat as i liv in aust n my parents keep making me eat i wanna be anorexic so bad n wen i try to spu my food it dont work???wos wrong wif me u gota help me

 
At 10:19 PM, Blogger Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan said...

what

 
At 7:53 PM, Anonymous Bad_Banana said...

Like, OMG
Do you guys think this is really LiLo's web page?!
Hi Lindsay!

 
At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Bad_Banana said...

I might have been fooled...
If it wasn't for the lack of amateur philosophy and the fact that Lindsay has gotten FAT again!!

Apparently she didn't adhere to the rules as stated in the 'emanciation proclamation'

 
At 5:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a sicko who has a crap life and nothing to do. Feel so sorry for you...:)

 
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