MY NAME IS LINDSAY LOHAN...
And I am a Bulimic. I am drug abuser. I am ashma sufferer. I am currently "resting comfortably" after a visit to a Miami Hospital.I know I haven't been posting here in awhile. That's only because I've been in recovery every since Lorne Michael became my knight in shining armor and held a an intervention for me after I hosted Saturday Night Live. Let me tell you something, nothing is more sobering than the entire cast of SNL confronting you because of your health issues. These people know how to party. Tina Fey? I hear that before every show she snorts cocaine off a Amy Poehlers' ass in her dressing room. Horatio Sans? The guy weighs as much as Chris Farely's double chins. At first I thought that the intervention was a joke, but then I remembered that SNL hasn't really been that funny these past couple years.
They were serious. They told me I had a problem. They said I had no arms. They said that it was strange that I was running to the bathroom between ever skit. Laxatives are a bitch.
So I'm coming clean. I ditching my old ways. I'm forgetting Wilmer. I'm forgetting my Dad. I'm forgetting that I sh***ty album. T
That was the old Lindsay Lohan. The skinny, boobless, gastric-intestinal-fluid-tooth-rot Lindsay Lohan.
I want to eat healthy. I want to party less, spend more time with my family. You can call these New Year's Resoultions if you want...I just call them My Saving Grace.
It's funny. I go back and read what I've written here this past 6 months -- the leg scratching...the drug abuse...the suicidal thoughts...the angry rants...
Didn't people see this? Couldn't somebody just come up to me and hit me on the head and say, "Lindsay...WAKE UP!"
But that's what happens when you're famous I guess. People just expect you to be fine. People think you're all right, all the time. People think you're so cool.
So when they see you come on set all coked out of your mind and barely able to stand up, they just think....well that's the way they are....we're already paying her 5 million dollars...she on a billboard on sunset so she must have it all under control...
My life has been a hurricane and I'm only now realizing it. I've hurt a lot of people. I've hurt a lot of fans. I've lied. I've cheated. I've been a wreck and I never cared.
But I care now. I want to set this all straight. I want to be open. I want little girls to pick up a magazine and say, Mommy...I really respect Linday Lohan...
I hope to someday respect myself enough to think the same...
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Well, I think THAT is the right thoughts! Feels like Lindsay - grown up... we'll see anyway...
Now - she's totally classy!
Go, Lindsay!
I am supporting ya!
oh shut the fuck up. wow let's give her a medal for admitting something else to get more PR. let me be the first to say, you're a total fucking hypocrite. wah wah wahhhh.
LINDSAY how could u!!
U need more drugs and more cocaine*
ur getting fat again tsk tsk!!
Love&Vegetables UR letting us DOWN!
Did someone call 911?
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ahhhh a new year.....here we go again may the slag off's begin!!!!!!
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i don't think this is true, but here it is -- lindsay lohan falls down and breaks her ankle
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........cheese cake
um ok lets be retarded and make funn of ppl with problems grow up and stop pretenting to be lohan
This is the fricken funniest site I've seen in awhile. Thankyou for making my night.
happy 06 (3 day's late)
What's your deal? I would love to see how pathetic you are in reality. Leave the girl alone.
So I know you don't want to hear this, but holy hell woman, I read your old posts... you gave the word "bitch" a whole new meaning. Not to hold it against you, but they, it happens I suppose. Not that I'm not pissed off that you assumed everybody who wasn't an effing pencil was a big stupid fatass because they wouldn't stick their fingers down their throats. Not that you care what I think, I'm just a poor, stupid, fatass.
If you truly want to change, and have people respect you... you better goddamn show it. Prove me wrong.
yea i used to think this blog was really funny but after lindsay's latest announcement and your response i am extremely dissapointed. someone admits that they are suffering from a mental illness and you answer by mocking her poking fun. it is difficult enough for an average person to admit that they have an eating disorder and face their friends and family...i can't even imagine being in the public eye and having to tell the entire world. i am proud of her for what she has done and hope she helps other people realize that the first step to recovery is admitting the problem. it is obvious that this blog is not written by lindsay so stop wasting your time and posting all these fake entires. you have gone over the line and i will not be visiting this blog again and i pray that other people will follow my example. you have really hit a personal sore spot with this entry and i am sorry for reacting with this post but honestly enough is enough.
o btw i posted the post above mine i forgot one little thing...i dare you to delete that post...if you delete i will know that you know you are wrong for creating this blog mocking another human being. and i will have won...so i just dare you to delete...come on...u know u want to...lol
Hey Lindsay, congrats on finally getting your thoughts right. After all you do need a healthy body to be able to work in the house, cook, do some gardening, plow lands and take care of your partner. Ofcourse your looks and beauty matter, but its subsidiary. You can do better with strong arms and legs, atleast you can punch the shit out of the other girls in a cat fight.
u are one hell of an evil-ass bitch..the girl has an eating disorder for crying out loud and wat do u do?? u make a stupid, lame website like this to make fun of her. I bet ur a 300 pound, disgustingly ugly bitch who ran out of poptarts and decided to bag out someone who is skinny and pretty..well fuck u..i hope u choke on watever u r currently shoving down ur throat and die..ur blog sucks ass and so do u
It seems like since she's been hanging around with Nicole Richie
she's gone down hill.She needs some real friends.Stop worrying about what the media says,stop worrying about what everyone thinks. She's had some hard times.
She'll pull through in time.
Just lay off her.
I remember when she was in Parent Trap.Cute and comfortable with herself.She seemed to go down hill when she started hanging out with Nichole Richie. She needs to stop worrying about what the media says and what everyone else thinks. She'll pull through in time. She's been through a lot.
What kind of fucking self-centered piece of shit makes an entire website about themself? Have you ever considered getting off of your pathetic ass and actually doing something that benefits someone besides yourself? And for all of the gullible people who read this fucking mindless trash, here's a hint: THIS ISN'T LINDSEY LOHAN TALKING. It's some fat insecure loser who got picked on in high school, and we can all see why.
I love how LG poke fun at shit, but, this is too far.
Finally something NEW! Well, these are satisfying news for the New Year's. Do you think the Lindsay Lohan admitted NOW for more publicity or something? Just curious...genius idea though...
what the hell why isnt this post funny?
Bout time you don't know what a toothbrush is sexy hot white girl stoped being a bitchy anorexia
I don't no what to say anymore........
yea, anonymous is right, ur only saying your bulimic so people can stop saying that the weightloss is from you being a cokehead.!
You look great, get some antidepressants and become friends with Raven, she has a secret we all need to learn.
please we all say 'that was the last time, i'm never doing it again.' blah blah blah.
lets wait and see if she gains weight. i bet she won't
well she probably wont couse no one wants to gain weight
thats hilarious!
omg guys don't freak out, there is something called free speach, and linsay is in the public eye so she can be made dun of no matter what. and i think that eating disorder shit is so stupid, there are girls all over the world suffering and just cuz linsay is famous there are these random people sticking up for her? a person with a real eatting disorder doesn't develope it in a a year and get over it in a year, and even if she does have a real problem what do you want to do give her a prize?!! we can still make fun of her! she's not in pain, she can pay for the all the therphy and pills she wants unlike the masses that are dying of eating disorders and that live with them for the rest of there lives. god people i am sick that you are taking this news as if she is untouchable now. she's not. she is still linsay lohan... and she's still fun to make fun of just like any other star. lighten up and read you facts on eds!!!
Some of you guys are so pathetically stupid...! Right now I am addressing the idiot who wrote the last comment: since you enjoy making fun of Lindsay so much, why don't you actually tell us your name... are you to embarrassed by the fact that you are a loser who can't do anything better than write shit about someone who knew how to accomplish something in their life... at least you don't have to worry... nobody will ever bother to write crap about you on the internet, cuz you can't even assume yourself. Pathetic. It is true that millions of children are dying everywhere around the world and that better use should be made of money, especially by those who have it, but the thing is, most humans are, without openly admittitng and even knowing it, self-centered... if you had an eating disorder... a sickness... would you go, "Crap, people around the world are dying of hunger, I should stop being anorexic for their sake, even if I will be depressed cuz I find myself fat."? No. Trust me. You wouldn't. By the way, what makes you say that Lindsay is not in pain? Are you Lindsay... or should I say, her wanna be? The person who created this website? Now, everybody, no celebrity is stupid enough to create a website that could put their reputation at stake... including Lindsay. So I fully agree with those who said that the author of this blog was probably a high school reject... for obvious reasons.
I'm all for pulling the piss out of celebrities, but theres a fine line between shits and giggles and just being a complete shit. You [blog writer] are the latter of the two. It makes me angry that ignorant people like you have the audacity to even have an opinion on serious stuff like this. I mean...God forbid you ever have a problem in your clearly perfect life.
So unless you shit cream puffs and your own lifes like a scene from the sound of fucking music...have some respect.
hey Lindsay, i wouldnt say i'm a cimpletely obsessed fan of your but i like ure films. I dont see why you feel you need to make yourself throw up, i've watched my friends do things like that but its silly really because they've all had bad experiences. Well done for admitting it and i'm sorry but some of you people are harsh for rippin the piss outta her. I've seen similar things like this but they all turn out 2 be fake ppl who think it would be cool to pretend to be a famous person. I dont know if this is another of them but i would hate for it to be. Some of the things you've done, i definatly dont agree to, but hey, we all do them as teenagers, someone should of been there for you, not only as a friend but to give you support. just because your famous, dont think you should have to live up to your fans expectations, ure great just being the person you want to be. I know it sounds stupid but if you feel the need to talk to someone who's sane nd not so judgemental u can email me... chazzygal14@hotmail.co.uk i dont mind but it would be nice to know that sometimes these people are actually who they say they are. Not just for my peace of mind but sometimes people do need to talk, i've heard some of the bollox these people have come out with and it isnt exactly supportive to put it blunt. char xxx
lindsay, i am so shocked!! wow! this e-mail was so amazing! i look at what you did right, and i knew that you were being very stupid, but now you have really and truly grown up, at least i hope you have. i really, really, do. don't listen to haters, don't cuss, eat, eat, and eat!! you can do it lindsay! and you are not fat!
OMG!!! Lindsay, I have just visited the blog... you CAN be skinny without snorting coke! There's dieting (not as extreme as you did), exercinsing or just wearing one of those creepy things that keeps your fat from rolling out and attacking people. I've been fat all my life, but who cares?! They stare, but, who the fuck cares?! I know I don't!!! Anyway, I have looked up to you, not cos you're skinny, but cos you're a great actress, a great singer, and you aleays seemed cheerful.
Anyway, I just want you to know, I'm so proud that you actually had the guts to confess, to make things right!
Go Lindsay, you rock!!!
And besides, if anyone reading this blog is getting shit about being fat or ugly or anything, email me cos I know how to cheer people up and can beat the shit out of anyone giving someone trouble (but only if its really bad!!!)
Sorry, I know its my third message, but, oh well.
I have just read all the comments you guys have left. I don't know if this is actually Lindsay. I don't know if they are covering their doing-coke with being bulimic. But what I do know, whoever this is, must be going through a fucking bad time! Its bad enough with all the press, do we have to make it even harder?! I mean, no ones perfect, go have a cry and pick on some other person!!! Oh, and people, visit my awesome blog www.deathofablonde.com
NOTE: I fret to say I am no longer blonde... I miss my old self, just like Lindsay might!
People, I know very well that after reading your comments most of you don't care (most, not all!), but, I have ditched my old blog and made a new years resolution, just like Lindsay (although incredibly late, but, who cares?! Most of you don't!) It is www.therealmeee.blogspot.com
like noboy fucking knew it....why would you do that shit after seeing what it does...example...your FATHER!!!
lindsay i sue hope your feeling better and i hope you dont do that again. you really scared us all ( at least some of us). anyway im proud you want change your life around and start a new fresh you. well good luck. from meg.
SNL Helped Lohan with Drug Problem
http://spongeblog.blog-city.com/snl_helps.htm
this was taken way to far..
You are hilarous. I love your site and your funny comments and rants. I knew Lindsay was bulimic. It was written all over her. Who was she kidding? The rapid weight changes, the food on her teeth, the time the tooth brush fell out of her purse when she was hugging Paris Hilton at a dance club and when she went to her movie premiere and had vomit on her knees from scrubbing the bathroom tile on the floor after a hearty binge and purge session. ha ha ha! I wonder if her recent announcement will get her more sympathy than her "my dad abused me" shit. Even though, if one thinks about it, her dad couldn't have abused her because he was locked up since she was six and also, bulimia is a self induded disease and is just gluttony. Oh boo hoo. Lindsay buys rich expensive meals, eats 6 to 8 servings, eats a like a pig and doesn't want to be fat but is to lazy to exercise or too dumb to control her food intake, she hurls. oh cry me a bloody river.
hahahahaha....she's never not going to stop being a moron(she's such a wonderful rolemodel for girls *sarcasm*). Free speach...love America. Please keep posting..you know this whore isn't done snorting coke, partying, vomiting and starving for days. hahahaha...Lindsay is full of shit just like every other worthless celeb(ooooh and her rival Hilary is now emaciated....uhhh...blog???). Dude it would be so funny if you made a duff blog, and then Lindsay and duff went at it on each others blogs. Ssweeeet!!!
(please don't stop posting. I have no life and this blog and the other blogs you make, are a great sorce of entertainment and are so fucking funny.)
love and laxitives,
your reader
Oh my Gawds, Lindsaykins, you got caught being bulimic by the Tina Fey and the snl crew. Sucks! You never should have been Tina Fey's lesbian lover and then that they never would have happened. Tina is one serious butch baby dyke and she ain't letting her baby girl go down like that and that is why she was all super pissed after she got you hurling in the can after a sex with her while Amy Pohler taped it. OH what a tragedy. Was the horiatio fatass dude eating fig newtons at the time of your intervention that Amy forced everyone to intended or be fired? I bet you saw him eating those fig newtons and imagined how they would taste coming back up. Awwww...But Horatio just kept eating them and when you reach for one, he said, "Lindsay, go lick the toliet plunger." Then Jimmy Fallon laughed and Rachel Dratch scratched her snatch and smlled it. Crumbs kept falling from Horatio's fat face and Tina was laying your head against her bosom and crying and wailing, "Omg gods, I wanna my mean girls Lindsay back" rocking back and forth. Then Amy started feeling fat in front of you and attempted to do a sit up and farted.
Don't listen to the haters. They are just pissed that Lohan is a joke and there is nothing they could do about it. I wonder if she dresses up in her faux marilyn monroe or Liz Taylor crap before she leans over the toliet and pukes up candy and pizza. It's watching "Herbie, fully loaded" and listening to her new album that helps trigger her to puke harder. I know it makes me want to vomit too. She'll probably do Freaky friday part deux and try to dupe a fake marilyn monroe accent because she's such a tard and doesn't realize she's just a disney brat just like Hillary Duff, her best friend. Mwha..mwha...mwha. Lindsay Lohan, a toliet hugger. I guess it's supposed to be a shock but it's not, not with her weight changes, her scratchy voice, her mood swings..lol. Maybe she and Mary Kate can go cry in a bucket of Kfc chicken while they kept getting fatter and the world pretends they're super thin because both of them fell under 100 pounds once in their ugly selfish pampered lives.
is it just mi or r Lindsay's boobs in that pic like HUGE. cant say i aint jealous haha
Lindsay bit her lip and panicked when she was confronted by Amy Poehler and Tina Fey and turn into a slobbering mess, crying, "I have bulimia, I HAVE bulima!", when she convinced herself that they were onto her secret when Tina Fey whispered in her ear, "Eat me".
Sorry but this blog is waaaaay more entertaining when your bulimic and a druggie. And aren't you supposed to be an entertainer?
You are amazingly hilarous. This is funnier than anything snl has had on in about 4 years. Snl is just a parody of itself and now it's really a joke if they are going around staging interventions for losers like ugly talentless vomit breath Lohan. The best part of her coming out with this now is Lohan's face is on the cover of at least three magazines saying, "Healthy dieting tips from the stars" "weight winner" "losing weight the healthy way". That shit cracks me up.
LMAO. Whoa was that pic taken after Lindsay's announcment? Because her mouth in that pic has a stroke look going on about it. It's not good. Maybe too much one barf too many cause brain damage.
Hi, I read your whole blog which I think is totally hilarious. I wonder if it's just the drugs, or are you really that funny?? I am just ROTFL over what a weird ass life you live. How does it feel to make a movie about being a nice girl who turns into a sarcastic, shallow, lip gloss bitch, only to be set straight by an SNL character; have the movie become a major success; then in real life, turn into a sarcastic, shallow, lip-gloss bitch who is attacked by a bunch of SNL characters IN REAL LIFE. Talk about a Twin Peaks experience... You must feel like the biggest, stupidest ASSHOLE in the entire world!!!! Just thank your lucky stars that you have your youth and personality -- you might just recover. That is, if you spend a 100 grand or so in rehab. By the way, Hazelden is a GREAT place to recover with lots of Hollywood celebs, etc., at the joint, except you would have to be in Minnesota, which you could BARELY STAND according to the gossip columns in the Minneapolis Star Tribune when you were here to film Prairie Home Companion. Poor baby. Don't worry, there is something to do here, but it's all deep underground because we have to live with the Lutheran style laws we Prairie people have set up for ourselves. Just dig.
I apologize for being the "mean girl" right now, but I just couldn't help myself because I have been through the whole drug, smoking, alcohol and anorexia thing myself, and could totally see it coming for you, girlie. Morale of the story: You are not alone; generations have been through this before you. Just get your shit together and get over it. Good news: You get to keep the sense of sarcasm, and if you play your cards right, you will someday have something to look forward to besides being a completely fuck-up -- if you can come up with something you enjoy more than getting high or getting thin. That's the key. Find something else to do, and come to grip with the idea that you need to take care of yourself on a regular basis. Just relax ("rest comfortably") and when you finally wind down you can figure out your options. Just remember, people have done stupider things. You didn't axe murder your entire family, or destroy the global economy, or blow up a building full of babies, now did you?? So, relax and remember -- this all makes great material for that best-selling biography. You certainly can write. Don't forget that.
Luv ya (you can read and delete this -- it's for you, not the world at large)
-Minneapolis Mean Girl
No matter what this guys are saying ... man ....
You're just too funny !
the girls deserve to be mocked ...
i mean ... she's so ... ... omg
she's got a very low IQ imho :D
keep it on !
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I love your blog. The thing that cracks me up is all the posts the Lindsay fans made "Oooh Lindsay isn't ana...she's just getting thin healthy"...and now they see what they were saying was bullshit. Don't ever stop writing in this blog...you are seriously amazing.
You know she got fake boobs after she got skinny....
I meen she got fake boobs before (but they were bigger), then when she got skinny she had to have them taken out(let her skin heal and stuff, they were unproportional to her body), then she got some new fake ones....
you have got to be kidding me with all this empathy/sympathy for this teenage billionaire? Whatever she has reaped, she has sown. i'm so fucking tired of these teenage kids who start dressing like whores at 15 while wearing $25,000 worth of clothes, driving around in their $150,000 cars, buying $6,000,000 houses, traveling the world on some studio's dime to promote a mindless stupid movie that barely had a script. they sure do like not having rules and parents and school while they are sitting in the VIP section of their global hotspot pick of the week, well there is a flip side to that coin. another flip side they should get used to is that the press they so eagerly manipulate to advance their latest attempt to act is also the press that wants to chase them down an alley while they are crying. double edged sword folks. don't bitch about the same thing you repeatedly use to your advantage, (especially when the benefits of it are millions and millions of dollars) or you just end up sounding like a cunt. give me a break if you think LL cares about anyone less fortunate than her...she is a product, a brand, she is a teenage hollywood robot, and she is certain that she's better than 95% of the planet, because she has been groomed to believe that and repeatedly told that she is.
oh and before you feel too sorry for her, whether she is at the ivy in LA or the ivy in London, she is eating a meal that most of our parents and grandparents couldn't imagine spending that much money for. whereas i have eaten in both (smile, yes i'm being pretentious, although i can't tell which one this is as i never used the alleys) they were memorable occasions for me, whereas she could give a shit because she "knows" that she's entitled.
she will learn that she can't lindsay her way out of nor buy her way out of everything in life. so many kids have absolutely horrific lives, the likes of which she won't ever even act out in a movie if she's lucky. she ought to be thanking her lucky stars that she was put on the hollywood conveyor belt and granted the ability to buy a mansion at 16.If it weren't for us, they wouldn't be making as much money as they are. And Although it seems like they're being "harrassed" by paparazzi and gossip, it's what pays their expensive bills. Celebrities like lohan, paris, and tara don't have acting/singing/ modeling talents and live off of their high profile social lives.
So in the end...I would like to thank you for making this blog...
Don't ever stop making blogs...
or making fun of celebs...
Love and laxatives,
your devoted reader
(hope you don't stop writing as lindsay "skinny" Lohan anytime soon)
I don't think admitting that you have a problem makes it any better.
For example...
I beat my kids and ball punch my priest, then just for shits and giggles I beat down pregnant women and shit on their faces.
Since I admitted it I suppose you can all give me a fucking Nobel.
Any health problems Lindsay has have been brought on entirely by herself. Watch me give a damn.
hi i just wanted to say that u're amaizing. What u're going throu is not easy, i know....
i realy hope everithing will turn out right and that u'll stay strong cous thats what u are.
i think u rock and will keep following u're works love je
Lindsay Lohan became bulimic after she stopped being friends with Nicole Richie. Nicole Richie was her thinspiration for not eating and helped her stay anorexic so she was all anorexic during that time. But after Lindsay turned bitch and decided she couldn't go five seconds without fawning over another celebrity, even if it was her friend Nicole's arch enemy, their friendship soured. And so then Lindsay started hanging with the snl crew, especially the boy who plays fat albert and horiatio and got into pie eating contests with them and tons and tons and tons of gooey twinkies and chewy tater chips. Well, when she saw that fat wobbling, she rushed to the bathroom to throw up because she didn't want to look like them, she hated them so much. Her plans to kiss every celeb's ass and pretend all of them are her favorite backfired. She is reminds of Rosie O'Donnell, the way she used to be "Queen of Nice", the way Lindsay is all kissing some other celeb's ass. No wonder she wants to throw up. Her lips probably smell like all the ass she's kissed, trying to play nice but the celebs found that she talks trash about them behind their backs and they hate her anyway. when she throws up, the water splashes back and hits her in the face many times and that is why she is always making that nasty sour expression. That explains it.
stop faking lindsay lohan. it's not amusing and just shows you have no life beyond celebrities and the internet.
/\Anon your retarted....
this is funny as hell!!!
You know you find this blog entertaining...
haha...look who's talking..
"no life beyond celebrities and the internet"...maby it's just me but you came here...so really you have no life beyond celebs and the internet. Go fuck your self, celebrity is a joke..if you don't see that your retarted, and are buying into the corperations little puppets.
If you don't find this amusing you have no sence of humor...
and are brainwashed...
Why don't you help lower the population and kill yourself(we already have to many morons running around as it is)
It appears that Lindsay Lohan might not have told all after all.
Despite what she is quoted as saying in the current issue of Vanity Fair, Lohan is disputing that she ever had an eating disorder.
She and her spokesperson say the quotes she gave to reporter Evgenia Peretz about bulimia were taken out of context.
"I'm appalled with the way [the article] was done," the singer/actress wrote in an e-mail sent out by her publicist to various media outlets earlier this week. She accused Peretz of lying and "changing my words."
Lohan's spokesperson stressed that the singer/actress was only upset with the reporter, not the magazine, adding that she loved her photo spread. She told MTV News that Lohan has never been bulimic or anorexic, and noted that many Hollywood starlets weigh far less than her, even with her small frame. "Lindsay is upset," Leslie Sloane Zelnick said. "Things were taken out of context. Liberties were taken."
Vanity Fair, however, disputes Lohan's claim that it changed her words or took what she said out of context.
"Evgenia Peretz is one of our most reliable reporters," Vanity Fair spokesperson Sara Switzer said in a statement. "Every word Lindsay Lohan told her is on tape. Vanity Fair stands by the story."
IS SHE JOKING???!!!
(she just told the world she has an eating disorter....now she's trying to take back what she said???? She must be high on coke or something...WHAT THE HELL????!!!)
She's taking back the "I have bulimia" comments even though it's true because
a:she just realized that it's a sympathetic disease than anorexia
because it's about eating too much, throwing it up, wasting food.
b:right now she's in the "fat" to "normal" stages weight range right now and doesn't look like she's in a health crisis so she didn't alot of news coverage and stories announcing her health crisis like 88 pound mary kate olsen.
c:she realized this maybe one cry for attention too many. She's already said she said she had exhaustion, she has asthma, her parents divorced, she was abused, she was traumatized from their broken home, the break up from wilmer hurt so much. she is starting to sound like a crybaby.
d:if she comes clean, she'll have to do time in a posh ed treatment center for rich little spoiled celebs who can afford it. If she has to go there, she'll have to back out of some of her projects and want to be able to stay on the outside and party and make millions of dollars of horrible pictures like "herbie, fully loaded."
I never heard your name, no one knows you in Europe. Anyway, you are just completely fucked up. Since birth, I suppose.
this blog is crap. if you have an eating disorder u'd be insulted and apalled by everything "lindsay lohan" says on here. The comments most ppl rote are no better. For example, "bulimia is a self induced disease" ???? have you read anything on bulimia in your life? its a metal illness, the same as annorexia, and no one CHOOSES to be bulimic. You cant help it. If lindsay truly has it then shes had it all her life, and maybe its only showing up now. She needs support, not to be bashed in lame insulting blogs like this, or by the ignorant ppl who read it. I agree that she has turned into a whiny celeb, but there are certain expectations hollywood forces on ppl. the world would be a better place if everyone tired to be a little more understanding instead of so bitter and cruel to each other. But you americans are all about that arent you?
lots of love, meg
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I have an eating disorder and I am not insulted by this blog. I am more insulted by Lindsay Lohan in real life because she just screams she has a ed when she wants attention and then she doesn't, she decides to take it back. When she wants more attention, she loses more weight. To her, hinting that she has a eating disorder is the same as dying her hair or getting a body piercing or a tattoo. She's a piece of crap and this blog rocks. oh boo hoo. you hate americans because you put them all in a cateogatory that you freeze dried brain could handle so you thought you could make up a good excuse for your hatred. Like people aren't cruel or nasty in Europe. Please bitch.
I want ur sex
Yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
"the world would be a better place if everyone tired to be a little more understanding instead of so bitter and cruel to each other. But you americans are all about that arent you?"
c'mon like Lizzy Bordon was all nice n' shit, then she took an axe. what now bitch??? OOooooh you got owned!! You can't defend that one. See we don't play that, we don't act all nice 'n shit in, then take axe's and chop people up (da war don't count...because yall be up in there to). Anyway Im just say'n Lizzy bordon...
LIZZY BORDON BITCH!!!!(hypocrite)
"if you have an eating disorder u'd be insulted and apalled by everything"
Excuse me...do you have an eating disorter?? ummm...no(hypocrite)
"I agree that she has turned into a whiny celeb"
THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DEFENDING HER?????(hypocrite)
Ooooo...that is not truth,of course we know who is she-in europe,perhaps you don`t,but probably you are the only one....in my country everybody know who is she,also people who don`t like her....i don`t understand you all are just talking about what is she likes and what is she doing wrong,leave her alone to live her own life,you all just want something from her and you all want to change linds but she is just a person like me and everybody else leave her to be whatever she likes to be.If you don`t like her why are you posting a comments you don`t have to write anything;)LINDSAY I LOVE YOU:)
/\wow you Lindsay Hoe-han fans are bright aren't you? *sarcasm*
Nice grammar by the way....how old are you? 10...12? wow, stay in school. If your an adult...you must be a highschool drop out.Anyway, the fact that in Europe they have a better education system then in America....your a really sad human being(I bet you don't even live in Europe). Also I can't beleave you didn't see that this isn't really Lindsays blog(it's a joke, the writer is a amazing. People here are here to make fun of Lindsay. Or they are here to talk about how they are upset that such a blog was made. The blogs so well put together people like you beleave it's real) That makes your post that much more priceless, because you beleaved it was real.
u ppl who think this is real are so funny, like im sure this is really lindsay lohan
Holy shit, Lindsay is denying that she has an eating disorter hardcore!!! How stupid does she think the public is?
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here's the latest news on the slut from IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss Strip and Run
Page Six is reporting that coke whores Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss performed a pole dance at Scores strip club for about 400 male patrons early yesterday morning. Accompanied by friends, Lohan and Moss arrived at the club at 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the Champagne Room, where they ordered multiple rounds of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes, and beer. After receiving several lap dances from the regular Scores dancers, the pair decided to get on stage themselves. A witness said:
Kate was going wild," a witness told us. "After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other's waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn't take off any clothes, but it was very hot."
Celebrity photographer James Edstrom was in the club at the time and saw the action. He later followed the pair outside as they left sometime after 4:00am:
They were both running in and out of the ladies' room a lot," Edstrom recalled. "I saw when it was just Lindsay dancing solo and Kate was yelling, 'You're a pro, Lindsay! You should do this for a living!'
I'm a VIP at several strip clubs around the world, and I have never been driven in my limo to any one of them expecting to vomit by watching a dance on stage. Getting a blowjob while watching two undead girls shaped like ironing boards is just a waste of good Viagra. And a little pathetic. I kinda feel sorry for Lindsay, though. Funneling vodka shots and doing that cocaine off the stripper's ass can't be good for her. I've never been in the women's bathroom at Scores, but I think it's pretty awesome that they would keep complimentary inhalers in there for girls with asthma.
Lohan out and about (and shameless) on January 10th:
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January 10, 2006
Lohan is Not Pregnant
Despite being seen carrying a pregnancy test into her hospital room, where she was being treated for "asthma", Lohan's publicist is denying any rumor that the teen actress is pregnant:
I'm happy to clear the air Lindsay is not pregnant. Lindsay is 100% not pregnant. She is much better. She is on her way home with her family. She is doing great."
I'm just glad that Lohan decided to have the abortion in an actual hospital. I guess someone finally explained to her that there are other ways to put on weight other than having a baby and then selling it for drugs. This probably is the best thing for the baby though. Coming out looking like a pale cheetah would be bad enough. Having to listen to your mom's crappy music while you try to sleep and finding the occassional bong water in your bottle would be less dignified.
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yeah, I have no life...
but I thought it was my job to share (help out the writer maby)
allow me to add to my previous statement: i AM american you fuck tards, im currently living in canada and im disgusted with my own country. im ASHAMED to call myself american because of how screwed up the entire country has become. Canada isnt much better, nor is anywhere else. It just goes to show how easily you can get someone worked up over something as pointless as a comment on a message board. What i wrote was MY opinion. Im entitled to it, as you are to yours. Just dont call me a fucking hypocrite "white craker" ive had bulimia since i was 6. I no what im talking about you asshole.
Lindsay's career has completely jumped the shark since she came clean about her eating disorder, then took it back. What a stupid cow. I can't believe she's trying to deny she has bulimia when it was noticeable even before the story came out. People were already guessing it. The story just confirmed it. She has classic bulimic signs. She is a moron.
Any wayz
Lindsay u look great im with u this time, u shouldnt listn 2 those ppl tellinu look fat and coz ya dont
GO LINDAY!!!!!!
I think u look great so everybody stop saying she is fat 1 minute and the next shes anrexic
ROK ON LINDSAY!!!!
I think u look great so everybody stop saying she is fat 1 minute and the next shes anrexic
ROK ON LINDSAY!!!!
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I think u look great so everybody stop saying she is fat 1 minute and the next shes anrexic
ROK ON LINDSAY!!!!
Dear Lindsay,
I'm a nice Romanian Girl and i want u to know that ur my fav actress. even though i saw how thin u r i don't think u should hate ur body. u should see me though. i think i'm so so fat and i don't know what to do anymore.i\m blonde i have big green eyes and i'm a crazy fan of urs. i wish i'd meet u in reallity. ppl shouldn't judge other ppl cuz nobody's perfect. i think ur a gr8 person because of the way u think. not all ppl have the courage to come up and admit that they did something wrong.u r so so beautiful. and u have a great body so don't listen to what the others say. i'm wondering if u could help me with my diet. Can u help me loose some weight? PLs Lindsay!!!!!!I want to have the same body u had in mean girls. i want to b like you. a girl with a strong personality, honest and good looking. Hope u won't think i'm a stupid girl. I hope u'll read my entry. Bye!if u read it can u pls write on my e-mail address? ceriobar@yahoo.com pls lindsay!!!!! c ya
OK HERE IT GOES A SIDE OF ME CAN RELATE TO THE FEELINGS OF BULIMIA I BELIEVE I ALSO AM AS WELL, ITS VERY HARD AND VERY LONELY. I AM HAPPY U OVERCAME IT HOPEFULLY I WILL TOO, I JUST DONT GET THE ANGER YOU WERE FEELING I HOPE THATS OVER AS WELL
i feel bad couse a lot of ppl hate her now
/\Holy Shit, Lindsay Hoe-han fans are dence....
spell check?
education?
common sence?
grammar?
things you Hoe-han fans don't have!!!....but who the fuck cares? becuase your gullable and amusing, and have an IQ as low as Hoe-han herself. yeah you guys....this is really Lindsay's blog!!!
drugs rock so dont stop that.
but please do die.
HOW DO ALL OF YOU THINK THE REAL SLIM LINDSAY WOULD FEEL IF SHE SAW THIS?
Why did you take back your bulimia, lindsay? Is it because your fat ass stripper dancer mama wouldn't allow you time off from work to cure it? sad. but as at least, you can still stay on the cycle of fun, changing dress sizes as often as you change your hair color, carrying an extra roll of toliet paper in your purse after you take your laxies, in case the bathrooms run out of toliet paper, working that stair master and brushing vomit from those teeth and gums. Your mama is right. You have to keep those lousy disney movies coming out like clock work. wHO ELSE could possibly redo Hayley's Mills entire movie collection? Only you's of course!!1111!!! And who else could put out a tone deaf teen album, only freckle face bat wing eyebrows lindsay. ha ha ha. don't get puke your versace dress when you accept your next razzie award for worst actress in a teen comedy, linds.
"HOW DO ALL OF YOU THINK THE REAL SLIM LINDSAY WOULD FEEL IF SHE SAW THIS?"
uhhhh....Like the real slim shady?
/\I render you correct!!!!
I would be honored 2 see lindsay read this!
Lindsay you make some stupid moves!!!
1)you lost all that weight(what the hell is wrong with you?)
2)You have dyed your hair every color under the sun(excuse me, but your red hair made you famous)
3)you have made CDs(sorry, but you can't/don't sing. It's more like you talking and screeming...STOP)
4)the last good movie you made was mean girls(infact that is probly the only good movie you have made in your whole life...next to the parent trap).
5)you snort coke,lose weight, have an IQ as low as a monkey....girl your a role model!!! geeez, drop the smoking, and partying(oooh thats right you have no self control). God girls have no rolemodels today.
6)Do us all a favor and go away, you and paris don't deserve to be a star. PLEASE take Ashley Simpson when you fall from fame!!!
7)you took back that you said you have an eating disorter(when everyone knew, even before that you had one). Wow you really are dumb...
I read the Lindsey was at a strip club with Kate Moss, they enjoyed many lap dances. After that they both got drunk, went up on stage, Kate Moss getting naked and Lindsey making out with her. They say that she may be lesbian but I wouldn't mind that because her big boobs + hot ass girls grinding on her = the best thing ive seen since the playboy.
Even though Lindsay is belemic, she is still HOT AS HELL! I would pay big bucks to see Lindsay making out with Kate Moss naked(as the last person posted) while there are hot girls grinding on her. She's probably so horny that if you gave her a couple drinks she'd be sucking your dick(or licking your vagina), or even if you wanted to make a home-made lesbian sex movie starring Lindsay Lohan...she would be in for the popularity(she is an actress), the drinks, and the lesbian sex(she's already lesbian, why not make a movie). If Lindsay came to my house for drinks to get naked and make out with me or a hot girl, I would totally let her come in. LINDSAY, IF PLAYBOY OFFERS, ACCEPT! From, the person who wants your hot tight ass and big fake boobs more than you'd think. I'm behind you 100%
this gay ......she real messed up BUT SHES MY IDOL I'VE BECOME BULIMIC TOOO! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO GO LINDSAY
I am soo sick of some of the most ridiculous responses to this already ludicrous blog! I have posted about his blog earlier and commented about how disgraceful, inappropriate, and rude this blog is to a fellow human being...that human being Lindsay Lohan. I must say that Lindsay is a great role model for girls suffering with eating disorders and her honesty will most certainly help other girls be true to themselves and honest in regard to admitting eating disorders and other faults. Celebrites are human despite how super natural they may seem. We need to begin accepting their faults and praising them for their honesty instead of ridiculing them.
You should be ashamed of this blog...and all those who actually belive that LIndsay Lohan is the author of this blog...you are pathetic fools!
I am soo sick of some of the most ridiculous responses to this already ludicrous blog! I have posted about his blog earlier and commented about how disgraceful, inappropriate, and rude this blog is to a fellow human being...that human being Lindsay Lohan. I must say that Lindsay is a great role model for girls suffering with eating disorders and her honesty will most certainly help other girls be true to themselves and honest in regard to admitting eating disorders and other faults. Celebrites are human despite how super natural they may seem. We need to begin accepting their faults and praising them for their honesty instead of ridiculing them.
You should be ashamed of this blog...and all those who actually belive that LIndsay Lohan is the author of this blog...you are pathetic fools!
I am soo sick of some of the most ridiculous responses to this already ludicrous blog! I have posted about his blog earlier and commented about how disgraceful, inappropriate, and rude this blog is to a fellow human being...that human being Lindsay Lohan. I must say that Lindsay is a great role model for girls suffering with eating disorders and her honesty will most certainly help other girls be true to themselves and honest in regard to admitting eating disorders and other faults. Celebrites are human despite how super natural they may seem. We need to begin accepting their faults and praising them for their honesty instead of ridiculing them.
You should be ashamed of this blog...and all those who actually belive that LIndsay Lohan is the author of this blog...you are pathetic fools!
Lindsay is such a dumb piece of shit. This journal is the best and kicks ass. I can't believe Lindsay is dumb, that first she runs to the press and tells them that she is bulimic and then when the story hits the news stands, she tries to trash the writers and magazine. What a bitch. Her fat ass was lucky she was ever on the cover. She has a mouth like she had a stroke, freckles that cover 80 percent of her body, damaged dried out hair from dying too much, dark funky eyebrows like that Malcom in the middle and a nose that turns upward like a pig and a huge forehead. She's ugly. Her movies and her music career are both a joke and all she does is act full of herself, thinking if she gets stupid photographers to help her copy a old marilyn monroe photos and dye her hair, that means she looks just like her. Well, it doesn't.
She still looks like a fat greasy pig in a marilyn costume. That's the only difference. It's funny though how once a week, she is trying to be Marilynn Monroe or Ann Margaret or Liz Taylor. Copy cat. She has no style of her own. She is always trying to copy everyone else's. She is not even close to them.
I hope that Tom Cruise reads about she tried to take her eating disorder, remembers how she tried to mock him in a lame way by lamely jumping on Leno's couch after every show had talked about it to death and said she was jumping for single people. Well, I hope he remembers that and gets on tv and eats a big piece of cake and says "Hey, look Lindsay, I can eat cake and keep it down. I am eating this piece of cake on behalf of all those who are disgusted by people who buy three layer cakes, eat all of it and then barf up on their way to the teen choice awards. You suck, Lindsay. Then insist they're not bulimic because they didn't barf but 2 days out of the week."
The next time Lindsay decides to confess to her bulimia, at least she should try to be a little underweight. She had to deny pregancy rumors, for pete's sake. So big. lol.
I'm supporting you too....
i think u should all chill out and syop takin this so seriouslly and yes L.lo did help me admit my ed. so thanks Lindsay
LOL
Imagine for a minute that your were going thru a horrible time in your life, and even though u make a shit load of money and are in the public eye ever second of every day, u are'nt happy.. and doing drugs, or throwing up to stay on top of hollywood seems to be the only way for you stay sane. Than imagine that some asshole, spends all their free time ridiculing you for that?? Seems really childish and really insensitive, Too bad ppl like yourselves exsist.
Omigod! I stumbled across this pathetic excuse of a website by complete mistake and am completely shocked and horrified by what I have read. How pathetic does someone have to be to pretend they are a celebrity making fun of themself? Are you RETARDED?!? Must be or maybe you suffer from a serious case of JEALOUSY!?! Yeah that's probably it...GET A LIFE! Oh that's right...your life sucks soooo bad that you are stuck in a world of make believe! LMAO you are the BIGGEST LOSER!!!
/\if your nicole richie I must be Paris hilton
im just sayin....
i dont think this is lindsay lohan
coz ... i think she is 2 busy bein on a computer ....
u no ,I'm Micheal Jackson is disguise
I THINK U SHOULD KEEP DIETING I MAKE MY SHEVLE SICK AND I LOOK FINE BITCH
Lindsay Lohan deserves to parodied. And why are people here saying that she helps people with eating disorders? She is now flatly denying that she ever had a eating disorder and calling the magazine that helped her get more publicity a liar. She is not helping anyone with a eating disorder. She is still denying her own disorder even though she was at first, caught off guard and admitted it but then changed her mind about admitting it. She is encouraging people to be ashamed of their eds and not get help AND try to handle it themselves. She even goes around saying she is "way too fat" and "other celebs are way skinnier than her", further fueling her own eating disorder and triggering other peoples. She does encourage postive body image and she sucks. She also looks like malcom in the middle and sounds like donald duck talking so so yeah,this blog is awesome and funny and everyone should shut up.
This blog rules. The part about the chocolate waterfalls was funny. lol. I love how this is a dark satire that isn't afraid to take risks. Anyway, I heard Tina Fey got so mad at Lohan for denying the intervention took place that she wrote the sketch "Carol" all about her and she made Horatio play Lindsay in a blonde wig. He sort of looks like blonde Lindsay too. Did you guys see it? Ha ha ha ha.
lindasy i used like you and think you were a good actress, hense the word USED TO!!but now i think you r a stuck up fats twat! you claim that you didnt have an eating disorder when you obviously did, you make young girls think that, that is a normal weight to be!!!
i hope your acting career goes straight down the pan! and you can be sure that when it does i will be sittin at home laughin!!!!
i hate you!!
paris hilton can go fuck herself all the stupid bitches and bastards can go fuck them selfs!!!!
yaaaaaaaaa.
fuck em all!!
Lindsay, I used to read this website for inspiration before I went to stick my finger down my throat, but this news of you reforming your life scares me. I'm finally beginning to look good and not fat, and now I don't have my fearless leader to inspire me anymore. Please, for the love of god, vomit some more!!!
JUST LOOK AT THIS.... 116 COMMENTS... LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, DESPITE THE EARBURNING WORDS PEOPLE POSTS IN THIS SECTION, THEY CARE, THEY REALLY CARE.
FIRST POST AFTER AWHILE AND THESE ARE THE RESPONSE. THESE MUCH.
IT DOESNT MATTER IF THIS BLOG IS REAL OR NOT, THE TRUTH IS...PEOPLE CARES. Alright? it doesnt matter who you are, if there is any truth behind all these things you posted in this blog, your willingness to do something about your life is a great step. I totally behind it.
A. MCL
PS: check out Adam Roberts Va Dinci Cod.
"I totally behind it."...nice grammar asshole. Hey I have an idea, why don't you and lindsay go take a bottle of vodka with a bottle of asprin...maby then morons like you and her will die. Or you could shoot up 22mgs of herion. Or shoot yourself in the head. Or you could take a toster with you into that tub of yours when you take a bath. The point is...Your stupid and should die. hmmm...you could always take some painkillers and slit your wrists. hmmm...or you could take a rope and well...you know?...hang yourself with it. Yes I care...I care about her..I care so much I hope and wish she and other worthless cunts like her die(paris, Nicole,ect. and the not so famous....like you). Go fuck yourself...the end.
ho letto la lettera che hai spedito con liquidgeneration qualcosa. mai letto qualcosa di così fottutamente cazzuto. mangoloide, inizia a non lamentarti e a non chiederti di perchè tutti vogliano ess