Attention all you fatass girls who want to look like me,
I am happy to announce that I am now wearing a Size -8. You know those bottles with the ships inside? Well, I can now fit my ass -- as well as the rest of my body -- into one of those with no problem. My ass is as small as a 9-month old baby. I am frickin hot! It's like I actually look like a cigarette! How many of you guys want to smoke me!@!? ROTFL!!!!!
So how are you all doing? I see that most of ya'll are still ripping each other to shreds in the comments section of the blog. That's good to hear, because it's not like world peace is important or anything, or that people are blowing themselves up in the streets of Iraq, London, Afganistan or anything. It's not like our President has sent a million of our kids to some foreign country to kill innocent civilians or anything. No, not at all. It's not like America is being run by the Greedy Corporate Christian Dollar or anything and that most of the people in the Red States eat babies for breakfast. It's not like Dick Cheney is the anti-christ or anthing...no...no...we're just fine here. America is just fine. No, we'll just sit back here while America fights their oil war....just sit back and watch TV, right. Is that all you're going to do?
My name is Lindsay Lohan and I am ashamed to be
American.
In 1986, during the first Gulf War, I remember sitting at home watching the bombs reign down on Baghdad on Fox News and thinking: What kind of President uses violence to earn piece? What kind of President sits before the American people and tells them that it's important to free the people in the Middle East, and then drob bombs on their heads. On babies' heads. What kind of man does this?
If there is any reason to kill innocent civilians, it's over the things that really affect us: global warming, fair trade, vegetarianism, abortion rights. Not over oil, or to "free the people" as they say. Like those people wearing the scarfs over their heads are really desperate for freedom. I don't even think that Freedom is actually a word in the Middle East. They don't know what it means, so they don't really car. They've been ignorant for years, and I bet most of them or happy for it. Ignorance is bliss, right?
So sorry about this rambling. I;m just so angry...so angry at the complacency in this world...angry that people don't stand up to things. And I'm not happy that I've not been standing up...
So now I'm standing up....
So now I'm free....
So now I really don't care...
I've shared things in this blog with all of you because I just don't want to fight it anymore.
I just don't want to guard myself, because how boring is that? How boring are these celebs who go on Jay Leno every night and talk and talk and talk and talk, but never say anything? Their mouths are moving and nothing is coming out.
Is this the way you feel? Do you feel yourself having the same conversation ever night with the same people? Do you feel bored?
Well let me tell, you. The world isn't boring. You're boring. It's time to drop what your doing and take a stand. Talk a stand. For love, for the future, for everything....'
...it's time to rip out your vocal chords and throw them at the sun.
Love & Laxatives,
L.Lo
Did somebody stuff a birthday cake down her face? How fat can one actress get? First of all, it looks like two obese midgets crawled into her boobs and refuse to leave. And her waist? How many miles around is that? Jesus H. Christ, Jessica, you've let yourself go and it isn't pretty. Maybe you're eating so much because your getting a divorce from that boyband fag? Jeeeeeeeezzzzzz......
