Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
If Kate Moss showed the world that pretty people snort lots of cocaine to remain sexy and skinny, they should also know that we take lots and lots of other stuff...one of them is my favorite way to lose weight...laxatives! Once you take a laxative, the poo just shoots out your ass like a chocolaty waterfull...the feeling is....dare I say....replenishing and erotic. I love my liquid laxatives....they're wonderful.
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
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not funny dude. it was funny at first but dang - think of sum new shit jeeeezzzz...
lindsay bares all for vanity fair! can we afford to see all your fat?
Since Rachel was too dumb to pay somebody to go out and get that stuff for her so she wouldn't be caught with it, to avoid a faux paus, they should make her an honorary spokesperson for their laxative. She could hold up a box and say, "Laxatives, when being dumped by ugly old grandpa Rod Stewart makes you want to overeat,This is the only way to overeat and not look you do it. Stock up on some toliet paper at rite aid while they're too." Then she would wink at the camera.
Start to be funny again, Lindsay. Sience I was reading your blog it was ALWAYS like lots of fun from every post you wrote. And now - I just get here, two new posts and I'm like "What the hell happend to that jazzy girl?". Give more invention, like you used to! :) U go girl!
Yeah, and if you're interested in real fan problems, have a look at my blog, I wrote it in English extra for you!! ReLLax, Freya ^K^
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rachel hunter does laxatives because all those years making out with rod stewart and listening to his crappy hoarse voice done damage to her stomach. Her body was so disgusted that she's made out with a old dude with punk hair and a face like a camel that her body started to rebel against her. Now She's totally permantly constipated because of Rod Stewart. And then she gets dumped by that old geezer on top of that and got humilated. She'll never be able to take a dump on her again.
LOL...OMG Lindsay, Rachel is such a poser. She's a rich model and she's buying the Rite Aid brand of laxative? What a poser. I bet when you buy laxatives, you go all out and get name brand.
Maybe that is why she retired from modeling. She kept diarrhea when she was strutting around on the catwalk. Not sexy.
I didn't even know liquid laxatives existed. I am such a tard. I have only been using the chocolate ex-lax type. Those liquid ones must work real good cause wasn't she fat at some point? I got put that puppy on my grocery lists next to the fabric softner and the babyfood. Then I lose weight, I can go glam just like the models. Lindsay, how do you avoid shitting up the designer gowns? Do you wear depends under there or what? Sometimes I have to wear depends so it's ok.
I want to be as thin as lindsay lohan was!
sigh....
If anyone asks her about the laxative, she can always say she's dating another old grandpa rocker like Mike Jagger or Steven Tyler and he's having problems with his bowels and won't drink his prune juice. That is the advange of dating a geezer==Blame them. Lindsay, I'm sorry that people harrassed you for losing all that weight. They were so jealous. You should have a goal to get to 88 pounds next time. That would be so hot. There is nothing so sexy than than the rich people who have tons of money for food but look like starved alley cats. That is great. Keep up the laxies and eat 1 slice of tomatoe everyday and you'll be even smaller than giant tooth head Hillary Duff.
I want to see a pic of Tracey Gold with her head bent over and with her mouth open and spewing vomit on the set of "Growing Pains". Anybody know where I could find such a pic? Looking at pics of Tracey Gold binging and purging and working out and refusing food, really get me threw the day. It's sad that she gave up her hottie ways and became a fat mom. Rachel Hunter needs 2 boxes of that laxies. Her ass ain't nearly thin enough.
Love your blog!
Your ana-friend!
Hey Lindsay! I just wnated to say that I love you! Your HOTT and thin. At the moment i have bulimic tendencies...meaning I love to purge! Just wanted to say that you are the huggest inspiration to me! I wanna be anorexic sooo bad!
This blog is awesome. I heart the thin commandments. That is awesome, lol. Is the laxative she's carrying an enema? You know your idol, Marilynn Monroe died cause of a bad enema. Maybe she was eating disordered too and was trying to stop herself from gaining weight after she ate a whole cake and shoved it down her throat with her fist. Sounds likely. No wonder marilyn is your new fave. Will be the bulimic jane fonda next then?
you are fucked in the head! what is all this bull shit that u write about. i cant believe whan im reading, its not a fukin laifestyle, u r crazy and stupid and a fukin idiot. eat all u losers that listen to this shit, u can die from not eating well. who cares what u look like, it shouldnt matter.
Hey Lindsay, is it true that you had your head in one of your puke buckets that you normally keep in the back seat of your car but then you felt the URGE to Purge and grabbed it and started barfing as you drove and that's why you hit that due and now he's gonna be a millionaire cause he's gonna sue. How awesome. Also, is it true that your barf bucket came from Tiffany's cause I hear that you only barf in the very best.
Lindsay..I love to read your blog.
I wanna be thin like you.
Were you trying to run over that guy because he thought your tan in the can looked fake and he thought you looked older than your chorus girl slut mom?
heyyy..
are you alright?
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hey im 18 know!
lets get condoms!!
Hillary!!!!!
bad Hilary! SPANK!
bad Hillary!! SPANK! SPANK!
....(..i told you to keep it quiet!!!...)
On my birthday, i got re-baptist in 'Jack Daniels', and i got all my family cheers "Hallelujah!!!!!"
why everyone are copying me..??? sob sob...
STOP COPYING ME!!!!!!
come my child.... come...
Gwha ha ha ha ha hah hah!!!!mrwhahahahahahaHAh HAH HAHHAHHAH HAH !!!!!!
(in spanish): jujuajajajajajajja!!!!jajajaja jejeje jijiji jujuju ja je ji ju JA JA JA JA JA!!!!
cough! cough!
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the anti-crust
PS:"i want no Satandamn-crust on my Pizzas!!!!"
how do you like that?
LOL
try get the crash incident over your mind.
i been there done that, it haunted me for weeks.the guilt, you know.
lotsa people will cheer on that, so handle things with cool heads. especially in public. dont get sinicle.
"..when you love some one but it goes to waste...., could it be worse...."
ColdPlay: "Fix You"
ArtM
Lindsay, You should have gave her one of your name brand versions of laxies, those cheap kinds ain't be gonna be working for her. Those suck. Her career must be going down the toliet like her vomit if she is buying what the store brand like the poor common folk. Hey, I heard a sweet story about you. Is it true that you saw a poor fat kid crying outside the movie theatre because he couldn't afford tickets to your movie and so you gave her a bottle of ipecac syrup to cheer her up and a small container of clearsil so she could be on her way to being popular. That is so cute.
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Write something girl! We all miss you!!!
Damn Lindsay you're starting to look really tubby lately. Better take some extra laxatives or else you might turn into a blubbering cow. Or even worse, Lohan could actually look good.
Can you update or you too busy running down the press? Do you hit them with your real car or do you borrow the Herbie fully loaded car to do it, Lindsay? You're all like cruella deville from 101 dalmations and driving like a loon. Maybe you're just trying to outrun hayley mills who's pissed off at you for doing remakes of her famous roles. Or are you still trying to steal bobby brown from whitney houstan? i hope it all works out. Lindsay, you're gonna need a daddy for fat albert's baby and everybody knows fat albert isn't gonna do it. You shouldn't have knocked boots with him when you hosted snl.
hey...i luv ur site... funny.... you are so gorgeous anyway you are lindsay.... com eto my site wwww.christinekissesyaxox.piczo.com christine XoX <3
omg some of the people who comment are such losers! i'm ana/mia right, and i'd love to be skinny like her, but i'm not a fucktard. duh, this site is a parody of lindsay, it's not really her. so all you stupid anas and mias, chill okay...coz i think the lack of carbs is getting to your head. but then again, a big FUCK YOU to the writer of this site. it's not fair to make fun of her. she's just a kid like us. i mean, come on, what is she like 18? she just needs a fucking hug and maybe a carrot.
Whoever made this stupid page, you really need to get your own life instead of commenting on other people's lives. No need to call skinny people fat (ex. Jessica Simpson). It's because of these comments that so many young girls have low self esteem.
I love this site and I really hate Lindsay Lohan. She is fugly and talentless, not to mention she has a face that is uglier than my grandma. She has the worse sour bitter expression on her face ever and even Demi Moore looks younger than her. She would be better suited for waiting tables than pretending to be an actress. Worse yet, in her articles about her, she always compares herself to Marilynn Monroe. She is a moron who does Disney films. How she can possibly think she is anything like Marilynn Monroe? She doesn't look as a good as the old hag who scrubbed Marilynn's floors in her dressing room at the end of the day. Lohan sucks and this site rules.
who is lindsey Lohan? what tha fudge! what ever happned to the bettles gosh.......
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Art
lindsay i love ur new video! you look positively absolutely anorexic
i understand how you feel lindsay. I throw it too.
once apuna time there was this sumthin called me,who couldent get any pussy 4 shit,but who gives a fuck on that 1. Ur all bitches livin in a world that u dont care 4 b/c u r 2 fucked up over money, paper and metal thats all u fucks care about, fuck do u care b/c if u did u stupid shits would of gotten rid of money a long time a go. (but we cant function with out money),i here u say, and thats my point,oh....sure u want 2 stop poverty and sucure world peace....yeah right empathy trip any 1,look we care...dont make me laugth,fuck do u care fuck u fuck the lot of ya!!!!!!!!!
p.s im drunk at the mo but i still make more sence than any of u fuckers!!!!!
Hmm, laxatives..ain't worked for me. But hope you felt fine after taking them as they made you slim and even skinny..
Wish you luck achieving the figure you want, keepin don't care what people say..
You starving piece of shit. I hope you die from your ass being ripped inside out with a nice fat pie in your mouth.
Eat some food bitch. Maybe you wouldn't looke like a such a dykish whore.
lindsay update your blog fatass!
this shit is hilarious and for those who cant take a joke, go die.
write more stuff!
love and laxitives,
ME
and for that comment that said
(You starving piece of shit. I hope you die from your ass being ripped inside out with a nice fat pie in your mouth.
Eat some food bitch. Maybe you wouldn't looke like a such a dykish whore.)
WOW GET A LIFE ITS NOT REAL THIS IS A FAKE BLOG AND I BET YOUR A DYKE. HAHA LESBO....
L0VE && LAXiTiVES,
ME
what the hell is wrong with u ppl why do u keep deliting my comments??? this is all so fake someone should sue the maker of this site
lindsay we liked you the way you use to and ya so stop being bitcha nd stop worring about yourself
LOL what a bunch of %#$@ ahahah
only un imbecil would fall for that picture
THAT's NOT EVEN LINDSAY LOHAN!!!
HAHAHAHAH
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UPDATE YOU FAT BITCH!
Snyderheyhey, it wasnt supposed to look like her..maybe because its not..
Hello? On the entry, they said it was Rachel Hunter and not Lindsay, Lindsay is not that old and fat. plus, everybody knows she sends out her littler trailer trash brothers and sisters with $$$$$ to get the laxies for her. That is how they earn their cell phones. duh. Stop bitching at the writer of this blog, tards. And Lindsay looks chubby. She needs less Big Macs and More Ducalax, the gentle laxative. Love this blog! You rock.
omfg lindsay!!! im from mexico and im proud of your site i luv it!!!! i luv your new fit!! u look so barbie....i read on a magazine that you really look like a fantastic Barbie im so proud of you please visit my site
http://groups.msn.com/mianasteph
is in spanish but i think you speak it! if not you can use a faking traslator
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITHES
WHAT U THINK UR BETTER?
GIVE ME A BLOWJOB BITHES
FOUTEZ VOUS CHIENNES!!
LIGUIDGENERATION IS THE BEST!!!
HOW'S ABOUT U USE UR BLOGGER NAMES INSTEAD OF ANONYMOUS FOR ONCE HUH??
PUTANAS????
This is f'ing stupid! All of these retards are going to die from malnutrition! It's because of shit like this that I miscarried my first kid. Any of you girls who are stupid enough to believe all this stuff heed my warning. I am a recovering bulemic who never stopped until I got pregnant, and by that time it was too late. Because my body was so emancipated, I couldn't carry my girl to term and miscarried. My husband and I have been trying unsuccessfully for 4 years now and are still unable to get pregnant, all because I was a loser who actually believed that I looked good at 5'8 and 90lbs.
Have you ever thought of....hmmm...UPDATING...geeeeeez
UPDATE BITCH!!!
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa...this is the funniest shit I've read in a loooooooong time. I was just sitting here on my fat ass, binging, looking for thinspiration, and came across your blog. ROFL. Seems to be a while since you last made an entry. Hope you haven't died of a heart attack. My pigout is coming to a close, my stomach's fuckin' huge, almost time to stick my fingers down my throat. Again. Really sick of this shit. I've recently become addicted to Correctol...eh, liquid laxatives? Got a brand name? Mine don't make me lose weight, I need something new. Really starting to seriously consider fasting.
A
a word of advice here it comes...........
are u ready?
LEXATIVES DON'T WORK
laxatives rock my world!
back about bush.... as a latin-american from argentina i´m kind of happy about your president.... he´s ruining your country (unfortanely among others)and making the world looses the rest of respect we had for america! And keep starving yourself, cause here we have no such problem, we´re all skinny, we can´t spend money on food, cause we have to pay the astronomical interest of the loan we took from you, so with that money, Bush can finace his fake war! God bless Bush!
lurve this fake blog. its so fucking fun to read all the fake entries & please update...
YOU MUST UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must!!! Even if you're already thin as a ghost, go get you're bony fingers to the writing pad!
ppl listen to ur fans!!!!UPDATE!!!
this is getting boring
y'all.... 'The Emaciation Proclamation' chapter in her life is over. get it? O V E R!
Nothing else regarding being emaciated can be write about anymore. Besides...i dont think y'all be interested if she only write about nice things. People just luvs controversy, right?
well no controversy left. JUST GO GET HER NEW RECORD NOW!! if y'all really do care...
RD Micael
hahaha u fuckheads!! dats so mean !
Oh my god! This is sooo funny. Im presuming that it has been written by an american that actually understands irony. All those people who have had a big rant..seriously...do you not get it? Are you that stupid?
P.S I totally agree about Bush, he's a prat.
Please update soon lindsay! Oh, and tell us, what do you think of 'Hilary Duff' losing weight too?
UP MOTHER FUCKING DATE WILL YA!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE 2 GET U!!!
Oh my goodness! Whoever made this is one hell of a genius! I love you to death! you are the most hilarious person i know!
hey r u not anorexic no more? boo
Hi, I want to be skinny too. Is a anorexic means not eating anything at all? AT ALL? And how do you stuck your finger down your throat and vomit? I tried once, but nothing came out. Help~
hi fart!
she's right...laxatives don't work.
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did the person that blogs this die or something?
when u gonna take it off?
Love you Lindsay for your will power there should be more people like you GET IN THERE SEXYREXIC!!!!
ok ur a fucking idiot this is the stupidest thing i have ever read she isn't anerxioc right now maybe before but she was going through alot of stress with her dad going to jail and stuff ur just jealous. ur probably a fat ass tht makes fun of pretty and fitt women to cover up your inprefections is a fake blog all you can do with your life i hope not..
fuck you whore.
this is such a twisted website. i was in hosiptal with anorexia for 8 months, who the fuck do you think you are to make a mockery out of ill people. you wouldn't be doing it if lindsay lohan had cancer. no wonder the poor girl isn't feeling great at the moment with fuckers like you around trying to trip her up.. you need to get into therpy if all you do with your life is create a twisted website about eating disorders, ---ISSUSES 4 YOU---
well i just want to say dat i dunt like dis site one bit....My SISTER died of anorexia nd dis site it promoting it...you shuld of jus said in other words... "wanna die..use our method..throw up" i cant believe it such site :(
Did you see Rachael on Meetcam.com ? She got completely naked and start fucking herself with a dildo. She was so drunk and the guys were jerking off. Rachel is a skinny lesbian. She's such a cum whore on meetcam
Eat some fucking meat. Your a skinny trashy ass hoe your setting a bad example for teens!!!!
Guess what? Laxatives are my friends too! So you better take me with you&Tara, or atherwise your a fat bitch!
PS. I'm skinnier than you are!
how long did it take u to get so skinny lindsay? like what was ur daily routine? I want to be skinny like u but dont know if what im doing is right or wrong.plz help, ur my inspiration.thx!
Okay,
I really don't believe that lindsay would write all that crap about herself and other anarexics.
This is so sick.
Who ever is doing this is sick.
I meen i wish I was skinny but I'm not going to kill myself by getting there.
If lindsay did write this.
Wake up and start living a healthy life, you don't deserve to die at such an early age.
Hey I Love Laxatives too - Castor oil Rocks 4OZ castor oil two bisacdyl supps up the rump and six bisacodyl pills - Clean as a whistle in two hours!!! Fealin GOOD
Lindsay its your boy Wilmer Valderama I Hope we can get back together and make beutiful music together Bye baby take care
u guys are so screwed up im doing a report for science on eating disorders such as bulimia and anorexia and i had to find reasons both for and against them i was really annoyed cos i figured ther wud b nuthin for them but wen i discoverd all these lame ana and mia websites i couldnt believe what i was reading how the hell can u lot listen to this junk it makes no sense ana and mia are just shortened names of th diseases not gods and defo not ur friends thinspiration is a load of bolloks 2 cos all those girls are way 2 skinny and are basically at deaths door calling them fat and trying 2 be thinner is totally screwed up this is not a lifestyle or choice its a disease get help whilst ur still alive start eating NOW ur all screwed up i understand that but fillling ur heads with this crap doesnt help at all get it out of ur heads it isnt real but ur life is if u value ur life u should start eating they arent ur friends they are diseases u wont betray them if u eat they arent real there is nothing 2 betray eat god dam it EAT!!!
u guys are so screwed up im doing a report for science on eating disorders such as bulimia and anorexia and i had to find reasons both for and against them i was really annoyed cos i figured ther wud b nuthin for the disorders but wen i discoverd all these lame ana and mia websites i couldnt believe what i was reading how the hell can u lot listen to this junk it makes no sense ana and mia are just shortened names of the diseases not gods and defo not ur friends thinspiration is a load of bolloks 2 cos all those girls are way 2 skinny and are basically at deaths door calling them fat and trying 2 be even thinner than them is totally screwed up this is not a lifestyle or choice its a disease get help whilst ur still alive start eating NOW ur all screwed up i understand that but filling ur heads with this crap doesnt help at all get it out of ur heads it isnt real but ur life is if u value ur life u should start eating!! ana and mia arent ur friends they are diseases u wont betray them if u eat they arent real there is nothing 2 betray eat god dam it EAT!!!
u guys are so screwed up im doing a report for science on eating disorders such as bulimia and anorexia and i had to find reasons both for and against them i was really annoyed cos i figured ther wud b nuthin for the disorders but wen i discoverd all these lame ana and mia websites i couldnt believe what i was reading how the hell can u lot listen to this junk it makes no sense ana and mia are just shortened names of th diseases not gods and defo not ur friends thinspiration is a load of bolloks 2 cos all those girls are way 2 skinny and are basically at deaths door calling them fat and trying 2 be thinner is totally screwed up this is not a lifestyle or choice its a disease get help whilst ur still alive start eating NOW ur all screwed up i understand that but fillling ur heads with this crap doesnt help at all get it out of ur heads it isnt real but ur life is if u value ur life u should start eating they arent ur friends they are diseases u wont betray them if u eat they arent real there is nothing 2 betray eat god dam it EAT!!!
i posted my last comment three times this was to get across my message u all need to seriously consider what it is you are doing here u need help u need eat u dont need ana and mia they are evil they hate u u hate them u will never be there friends what you are doing is wrong how you are feeling about your weight is abnormal but there are many like u to become like most other people however u must eat u must not binge or purge or starve yourself you are a good human being yes i agree outer beauty does matter but so does inner beauty to become beautiful inside much like a faerie u must eat if u eat u will be more beautiful ur parents and family will love u more u will have more friends u will be in better relationships and u will live longer u are not worthless but if u carry on listening 2 ana and mia u will be if u listen 2 what i am saying then u will be beautiful and more socially ative u will live a happy life full of people u love and who love u u can achieve more if u try 2 eat bit by bit each day try a litte more but DONT over indulge then u will need 2 purge and u will go back 2 ur old ways how u were u dont want 2 be that way u want 2 ignore ana and mia u want 2 stand up for yourself u are not a fat cow u are a skinny cow but you can be a nice pretty happy human being if u eat just try a little bit u no u want to ignore what ana and mia say u r stronger than that u can make urself beautiful ur way not theres u r unique u choose what u want to do u dont need them
please somebody tell me why people enter this site just to post critical hate messages. If you do not agree with our life choices then leave the site immediately because you will not change the way we think and will only serve to piss us off more;being pissed off about something makes us more determined to succeed in our desire to be thinner than you!Plus, we are not stupid, we know that there is a very very slim(no pun,lol.)chance that Lindsay has ever even looked at this site but we all admire her so much that it's nice to voice our compliments about how beautifully thin she is.xx
Lindsay is NOT 'beautifully thin'.
I'm sorry, I used to like her, but now she is just a stoned stick insect who'd spread her legs for anyone.
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