HOLD THE CHEESE
Sometimes I hate myself,
Sometimes I want to shave myself
my wrists
Sometimes I want to bleed
just so I can feel real,
Sometimes I'm a star, and I feel like a star,
but if they knew me, that I go home and stare in the mirror,
that I bend over a toilet,
and vomit all of the night into the water,
if they knew what I knew,
that to 'fake it' is easier than acting,
that 'wishing it away' is what i do..
when i'm signing autographs,
when i'm holding an award,
when i'm soaking in the sun,
when i'm driving in my benz,
when i'm alone at night,
Oh Katie Moss,
they've figured us out
Sharp razor blades have a couple uses and I use them all.
I snort straight,
I cut my legs straight,
In front of the cameras, I act straight.
Then why does my mind not feel 'straight'?
31 Comments:
W00t! First comment bitchez!! Lindz ur so poetic i want u back. BUT I GOTTA SAY UR LOOKING QUITE CHUNKY LATELY, WHATS THE DEAL!? U KNOW I LIKE MY WOMEN SKINNY AND WHITE!!!! imma hipsanic playboy. first u and now ashlee simpson. LOVE N LAXATIVES,
W'Va.
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that was a beautiful poem, lindsay. i feel your pain.
if it herts,ill be more than glad to kiss it better for you.
You might want to change the thing about peas in your proclamation. Peas have tones of carbs. xoxo
Lol...good one. Linds, it's the drugs and vomitting that are making your mind not think straight. Is that why you are starting to remind me a little of Michael Jackson on how you are morphing into all these different looks? First you get fake boobs, then remove them and get skinny, then fake blonde hair and now a fake nose. What is next? I predict collagen and maybe cheek implants. Maybe you'll be the next Fergie from the black eyed peas, already covered from head to toe in plastic surgery and look unregonized in every decade old photo of her. That would be great fun. Could you imagine how many specials on E! they would do about you if you kept morphing into a new freak at least once every year with the aid of weight loss or gain/plastic surgery and bad hair stylists and sometimes wigs. How fablous. That would probably be more interesting to watch than parent trap. Yuck. What a disaster. Two Lindsay Lohans is worse than one. Lindsay, maybe the tears would stop falling in your toliet if you just focus on making more movies that are HUGE HUGE BOMBS and destorying your beauty. How very artistic. The america public loves your train wreck. The good thing about crying for the bulimics who weep after each hurl is that they can wipe their eyes with the toliet paper nearby. Princess Di always cried and vomitted in the toliet after she tried to give charles a blow job but her big honker created some problems because it kept getting in the way of his dick. awww...sad. Sometimes Charles sent a maid to check on the mullet head Di because he had thought she had fallen in but in reality the water just had splashed her in the face and caused her mascara to run and she was crying about that too. Such is the life of bulimics. They are so emotional.
Oh no Lindsay, no razor blades. You shouldn't do that because you have to be camera ready. You can't be seen with cut marks, how will you support your mama's home shopping network addiction and love of black spandex. Lindsay, you should do a rap song about your dad being in jail and get in gangsta rap. That would be so funny. Then you could hang with missy elliot and yank the fries from her finger tips and teach her your mia ways. somebody needs to help that fat ass in a sweat suit.
that's sad. If your mom really cared about you, she should do what Joe Simpson and Britney Spears mama has already done: get out the little pint sized version of you: aka: the little sister clone and started trying to force her into the faces of the america public for $$$$$ that way, it would take some of the burden off you. your mama is so mean. she should make your sis work too. why should she sit at home all day like a ape eating cheetos?
*sniff* beautiful poem, girl. keep up the purging and the binging! coz you need to shed some more weight! i mean, look at yourself! you're FAT! F-A-T!!! don't worry, just starve away and keep those druggies! they're more effective than those stupid diet pills!! keep the bonez showin! luv ya, girl!
You don't look straight because you're gay. And Nicole the Troll dumped you. Better lose some weight. But keep the implants.
LMAO...That is hysterical. This is the funniest blog I have ever seen. Keep up the good work.
fuck yeah lindsay ride the glasswear baby
stop givn in to temptation....
Are you planning on cutting? Because if you are, I would like it so much if you could record some video footage of that. See, I am doing a special DVD video version of my sweet classic single "Beautiful" and I want to reshoot the video and it would be so ---amazing-- for me to have an real life actress who cuts and has bulimia in it and real footage of her cutting herself. It's not that I'm expoliting you. It's just my records would sell so much better if I had another version of this video out and my name is fading from the spotlight. I have to think fast, damn it. Contact me, Linds and let me know what you think. Luv u.
That was one of my favorties. Drugs are nice.
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ok ce qua cette stupiditte c'est pas drole
It dosen't even rhyme
lol the other posts were better then this one
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Lindsay Lohan? More like Lindsay LoHAM.
Hello??? This is the dumbest blog I've ever seen!!!!!! Whoever thinks Lindsay wrote this, obviously hasn't seen the other "celebrity blogs" that stupid fatass Jenkins, and the "liquid generation" people cooked up. They're probably all fat-ass freaks who are jealous of Lindsay's good looks and fame.
For one, who reads this?
I need more drugs...more.more...and more ciggaretts.........
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS DEPRESSIN
YET BEAUTIFUL AND DEEP
AT THE SAME TIME
Linsay i feel sorry for you and think u should get off that diet you look like a skeleton!!!!!!! That doesnt mean do more drugs stay off the drugs!!!!!!!
luv ure poem its so creative, straight to the point n absolutely true. I hope lindsay kills herself one day so tat i dont see her face in my favourite mag anymore... sry lindsay but ure just not pretty n not talented... hope u get over it...
No! Not razor bl@des!!! They're my thing bitch!!!!!
HELLO STUPIED FOOLS WHO BELIVE THAT LINDSAY LOHAN WOULD WRITE THIS ! 1 LINDSAY IS A STAR AND KNOWS SHE HAS TO SET AN EXAMPLE TO OTHER YOUNG PEOPLE SO BY WRITING THIS IT WOULD MAKE OTHERS FOLLOW AND SHE HAS TOO MUCH AT RISK . 2 LINDSAY IS NOW PUTTING ON WEIGHT AND REALISING SHE IS TOO SKINNY. 3 THIS WEB PAGE WAS INVENTED BY A BUNCH OF SICKOS ( WHICH THEY DO FOR KICKS !.)
hey! what was your reaction when you found wat was written aout You?
lol. that was funny.
ILLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHE LOOK SO NASTY. EVEN THOUGH I SKINNY I LOVE MY FOOD I AM NOT AS SKINNY AS THAT. ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
get lives losers
7/30/2006, Buenos aires, Argentina
Lindsay:
I don't think you are fat you're
a verry nice woman so don't bother i'm fat well, i'm not fat i have got some kg in but stop it i would like to be as you!!!!!
you are a pretty woman
don't bother
love you,
ROcio
sign my flog pleace!!!
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