WEIGHTLOSS, DIATRIBE, FREEDOM
Attention all you fatass girls who want to look like me,
I am happy to announce that I am now wearing a Size -8. You know those bottles with the ships inside? Well, I can now fit my ass -- as well as the rest of my body -- into one of those with no problem. My ass is as small as a 9-month old baby. I am frickin hot! It's like I actually look like a cigarette! How many of you guys want to smoke me!@!? ROTFL!!!!!
So how are you all doing? I see that most of ya'll are still ripping each other to shreds in the comments section of the blog. That's good to hear, because it's not like world peace is important or anything, or that people are blowing themselves up in the streets of Iraq, London, Afganistan or anything. It's not like our President has sent a million of our kids to some foreign country to kill innocent civilians or anything. No, not at all. It's not like America is being run by the Greedy Corporate Christian Dollar or anything and that most of the people in the Red States eat babies for breakfast. It's not like Dick Cheney is the anti-christ or anthing...no...no...we're just fine here. America is just fine. No, we'll just sit back here while America fights their oil war....just sit back and watch TV, right. Is that all you're going to do?
My name is Lindsay Lohan and I am ashamed to be American.
In 1986, during the first Gulf War, I remember sitting at home watching the bombs reign down on Baghdad on Fox News and thinking: What kind of President uses violence to earn piece? What kind of President sits before the American people and tells them that it's important to free the people in the Middle East, and then drob bombs on their heads. On babies' heads. What kind of man does this?
If there is any reason to kill innocent civilians, it's over the things that really affect us: global warming, fair trade, vegetarianism, abortion rights. Not over oil, or to "free the people" as they say. Like those people wearing the scarfs over their heads are really desperate for freedom. I don't even think that Freedom is actually a word in the Middle East. They don't know what it means, so they don't really car. They've been ignorant for years, and I bet most of them or happy for it. Ignorance is bliss, right?
So sorry about this rambling. I;m just so angry...so angry at the complacency in this world...angry that people don't stand up to things. And I'm not happy that I've not been standing up...
So now I'm standing up....
So now I'm free....
So now I really don't care...
I've shared things in this blog with all of you because I just don't want to fight it anymore.
I just don't want to guard myself, because how boring is that? How boring are these celebs who go on Jay Leno every night and talk and talk and talk and talk, but never say anything? Their mouths are moving and nothing is coming out.
Is this the way you feel? Do you feel yourself having the same conversation ever night with the same people? Do you feel bored?
Well let me tell, you. The world isn't boring. You're boring. It's time to drop what your doing and take a stand. Talk a stand. For love, for the future, for everything....'
...it's time to rip out your vocal chords and throw them at the sun.
Love & Laxatives,
L.Lo
177 Comments:
im a canadian who hates america. say what you want , nobody will be changing my opinion on the states anytime soon! most americans are really arrogant and completley ignorant when it comes to other cultures . americans dont know shit about canada , and we`re RIGHT NEXT DOOR!! bush is a bible-thumping idiot who should be shot between the eyes. canda rox!!
thank you lindsay lohan. I visite dyour blog and have now taken up your adivce. I only eat supper (very little), excersize 5 hours per day, and i wen tfrom a size four to a size 2! I'm hoping to look like you in the near future!!!
Love and Laxitives!
Not as fat anymore!!!
ok. anybody who wants to look the way lindsay lohan does now is one demented fuck!! i pity the fools!! thin may be in , but looking like a skeleton certainly isnt!! you can be thin without going as over-board as lindsy has !!
That post was lame...all the other posts before were freakin funny
ok, lindsay, i agree with you that america sucks because i'm moving to canada to get away from this shit. but when the hell did you get so smart? lindsay your a stupid dumbass bitch. u r not fooling anyone.
love yah linds *mwah*
^_____^
You were barely or not even even born when the Gulf War started
If you really think people read this shit and believe it, you are really fucked in the mind. No one likes you anyway, and you think just because you've been in really crappy movies (excpet for mean girls, i liked that one) that you're the best. But guess what? YOU'RE NOT.
k i hate america but this post sucked. should have been about u being fat thats what makes this blog funny. post soon with something funny..loser fatass
Thanks for the update
it kind of sucked though
We all agree with what your saying, we all hate america (nothing new there).
But your suppost to be pretending to be Lindsay Hohan. update agen bitch soon.Check out the site...
Love and Laxitives,
your real fake blog fans
Lindsay, you should do a Madonna and move to England and get a brittish accent. That would be funny with your scratchy voice. Then you should marry Prince Harry and become a second rate celeb there only to find out that people hate the royal family and that Harry is not even a royal and you all could be exiled to like Aruba. ha.
Girl, you ought to be ashamed of yourself! America is what made you famous. Whatta bent for dumb american teenagers going to your dumb movies, you would be as poor as me and be using an outhouse too. you oughta be ashamed for disrespecting america cause American teen girls worship your anorexic ass and buy your crappy cds and starve to be just like you even though Lindsay Lohan, you are nothin but white trash with cash and the america media loves you although you are truly a talentless loser who hangs out with other girls who are talentless and starving. Lindsay, you make America sick. Go to local Krispy Kreme Donut Shop and apply for a job and give up your fame now. You don't deserve it. You don't appericiate it. And you are a bad influence and a bad representive of America. *waves flag like a patriotic moron*. *sings*
Oh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hey Liquid Generation you're not giving up on making fun of Lindsay are you? This was the best shit you've ever made, seriously. Don't try and be smart or educational, your audience, much like Lindsay's, can't and won't understand. Go back to your viscious satire before your popularity is totally extinct. Fuckers.
Excuse you? AMERICA does not SUCK. Be proud, in less then 300 years we have become a world SUPER power. And YOU are ashamed? Well, I mean the fucking fake dude doing this. NEVER say that. We have done so much for the world, help the French in the French Revolution, freed us from the monarchy of Great Britain, HELPED in WWII and WE have the world´s best MILITARY ever! No one should say you hate America, we done so much to revolutionize in the fashion, music, cinema, political, military...etc. ALL history in fact! And with our diversity of ideas and races, NO one should say America sucks. That pisses me off. And don´t judge ALL Americans. That´s WRONG.
If you don´t like George Bush, why the HELL did you vote for him? Seriously, NOBODY made you. We have the freedom to vote for who we want, so SHUT UP with the whining people. What would you do if you were president first anonymous person? HUH? Guess you couldn´t handle the stress...and ignorant to cultures? Fuck you, we have the most diverse culture in a Nation EVER. Look at the Mexicans, they´re bringing the enchiladas! Yummy! Go get one Lindsay! There are new low calorie ones too! *begins eating one* Mmmm mmmm good.
canadians only hate america b/c we think ur country is a joke thats why we don't know shit about it. i am proud to be an american , yes some americans are dumb but i have met canadians who have put them to shame, and to the person moving to canada good luck, have fun, we're glad ur leaving we don't need any more traitors in this country.
bitch when the heck did you get smart and stop complaining about being fat?
come back lindsay!!!
hey, lindsay, I hear you want to gain weight! WTF?!?!
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/53792004.htm
From an anonymous person:
"Excuse you? AMERICA does not SUCK. Be proud, in less then 300 years we have become a world SUPER power."
yeah, half the world thinks we do. every other country hates us. we're always know as the "ugly Americans" the "lazy Americans" and often referred to as fat and stupid. we're not liked; countries just try to stay friendly because their afraid bush will declare war on them for no apparent reason.
im american, mind you, and i love this country. it's just half the world hates us; that doesn't make us a super power if we're not liked.
Lindsay Lohan's weight gain trainer
August 3, 2005, 12:12:29
Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight. .
Speculation has been mounting in recent months that the sexy actress could be suffering from an eating disorder after she was repeatedly photographed looking stick-thin.
But although Lohan, 19, has always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up.
Exercise coach Justin Gelband has put the 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.
She said: "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily I want my boobs back".
Justin also claims the teen star, famed for her love of partying, is planning to ditch her unhealthy habits for good.
He said: "Lindsay is very athletic"
- All I have to say is WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!!!
that's the same for me! what the fuck?! lindsay, why didnt u tell us u were such an athletic anorexic? i thought u couldnt move that much bcoz u were so weak since u barely eat!im so disapointed u want to gain weight again! u were my inspiraton! and also why are u so smart now? are u taking on-line harvard university classes just like your beloved friend hilary duff?? i prefer your fantastic poems about how fat u were and everything... they were far funnier. love and laxatives!
America used to love Lindsay when she was a wholesome Disney kid but now she is a washed up partying ho who snorts drugs and looks like someone's middle aged mom. hey, in the new movie with meryl streep, lindsay, are you playing her mom because all your partying has made you look old enough to! Your bones sticking out everywhere is nasty. Please cover it up if you insist on dying before the media's very eyes. I was trying to eat a salad and I saw you on tv with your bones poking out of your back and your twig arms and bird nest hair and I threw up in my food. You grossed me out. Thanks for making me bulimic because I haven't stopped throwing up since that day. You freckled face troll.
Huh? I guess if Lindsay eats that means, well, bye bye funny blog...
:-( *sniff* Anyway, ha ha anorexic girls who thought Lindsay was the goddess! ha ha
Go George Bush!!! u rock!
Lindsay what happened to all your funny posts? that one was pretty boring
LOL first of all... this comment that "supposedly" is the real lindsay lohan made is kind of funny. You people read it and think about it...
"In 1986, during the first Gulf War, I remember sitting at home watching the bombs reign down on Baghdad on Fox News and thinking..."
HAHAHA In 1986, eh? You sit there and remember? Remember what? Remember that you were in your mother's stomach or you were a 20 something old fart with nothing better to do then pose as Lindsay Lohan! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
The very reason why I don't like America is because of people like Lindsay. She gets rich and has no talent and doesn't deserve it while many people struggle for fame and have talent and never get it.
I would be ashamed to be american also, the only reason I'm still okay with being British is that I didn't vote for Blair and went to every protest i could against the war. Prince Harry is great hes ginger and smokes pot and punches photographers.
linsday, i hate u . you are so selfish. get some meat on u! your ugly.... i liked you alot better when you had red hair and wasent as skinny... well i like you music and movies... why cant you be like the people you play in movies? please, let me like you and just dont be so selfish! do me and eveeryone else in the world a favor, EAT,EAT,EAT!!!!
well, i'll see ya when you get chubby and when you learn not to be such a brat. maybe one of theese days u'll c me at ur concert.
your #-10,000000000 fan (- = negative)
isabelle
lindsay,you rock! I AM YOUR #1 FAN! i think your the coolest person i had ever seen! i dont know why everyone thinks your so ugly with blonde hair cuz i think your pretty no matter what.
your # 1 fan,
victoria
Don´t hate America for the white trash, yo. Lindsay, ha, blog, ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. >_<
What a halarious site, Whether its lindsay or not. I find it very entertaining to read. And it sure gets people talking!!!:0)
im not from britian , but i have to agree with the british kid on prince harry being kinda cool. hes much better looking than william. i never understood why so many girls prefered william ... hes got kind of a horse-y face , no?
This is not lindsay lohan because she does not say the things you say and she wouldn'tbe so goddamn rude either who ever this really is you need to grow the fuck up seriously and stop being and asshole and you are a dumbas fuck who needs to be shot in the head 10 times by a snipper then ran over by a 18 wheeler and then stabed a fucking toothpick you nasty ass, ho as, trick ass ,stank ass ho. and also I can't stand america either but it is not our fault we have a dumbass for a president maybe people should vote instead of sitting around complaining and secondly what do you know about amercans have you ever even met one? have you ever even been to america? it is obvious you don't know shit about us as well cause I'll have you know I know alot about other culters you need to stop judging us and if canada is so great how come canadan poeple keep coming over to become famous? all I know is until you get the facts strait shut the fuck up and go shovel some moose shit.
looks like someone took thier crazy pills today. for saying the fucked up things you said and for defending hohan you loser - go onto one of her tenny bopper sites , u'll get people to agree with you there, this is a grown up site.
This is not lindsay lohan cuz she does not say things that you say and she would not be so goddamn rude eithe. WHOEVER this really is needs to grow the fuck up seriously and stop being such an asshole and you are a dumb as fuck who needs to be shot in the head 10 times by a sniper then ran over with a 18 wheeler truck and then stabed with a fucking tooth pick you nasty ass, ho ass, trick as, stank ass ho. Also I don't like Bush but it is not our fault that we have a dumbass president if people would get up off their fatasses and vote instead of sitting around complaining how bad things are maybe america wouldn't be so bad .have you ever met an american? or even been to america? cuz I will have you know that I know alot about other culters. And you don't know shit about america obviously because your saying shit you know nothing about. Plus if america is so bad how come canadian peolpe are coming her to get famous and becomes actors and singers? how come people are running acros the border coming here? So why don't you shut up until you know what the fuck your talking about but until then why don't you shut up and go shovel some moose shit. I am so sick a canadian people puting americans down when they don't konw shit about us they are just judging us on what Goerge W. Bush does . and thats just retarded and ignorant
SHUT UP CAUSE IF YOU WERE SUCH AN ADULT YOU WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO ME YOU WOULDN'T EVEN SAY A DAMN WORD
are you kidding? and you took the time to post that stupid shit twice. geez get a life go to another site with that stupid shit and heres some info about ur beloved lindsay and this is real:
Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded": England swings, and according to Star, Lindsay Lohan swigs. Across the Pond to promote the London premiere of her Herbie: Fully Loaded, the teen queen reportedly partied till 5 a.m., dining and downing vodkas. Okay, the drinking age is 18 over there, but that still doesn't make it a good idea. Especially since Lindsay subsequently missed an 8 a.m. meeting with the press because she was "tired and didn't feel well." Whatever she came down with, it certainly wasn't the Love Bug, because Disney execs reportedly hit the roof and sent her home. Lindsay's people, however, say she left to be with her mom, who needs emotional support. So distraught was L.L. when she got home that she immediately hit the clubs in NYC, again reveling till 5 a.m. We'll give the girl the benefit of the doubt: Maybe she was out looking for her mom. But not everybody's so charitable. Us Weekly reports that earlier on the evening of the London premiere, Lindsay's costar Michael Keaton was asked about her whereabouts. "I don't know," he said, "and I don't care." Ouch!
Everyone dislikes Lindsay Lohan especially her costars. She is nothing but a little diva on the sets of her movies and she causes problems. I hope her bad rep causes people to be relucant to hire her to be their movies and pick more deserving actresses. All her fame has went to her head and she treats people like dirt, including her family, fans and costars.
First off it was an accident secondlyif you all hate lindsay lohan so fucking much why the hell are you on this fucking blog or even at the damn website you dumb ass and secondly if you don't fucking like don't fucking read it you fagot ass bithch and keep talking to me like that and I will find out the fuck you are and where you live and get all my friends and family to kill your ass andput fucking vodoo spell on your as and I know how to cuz my daddy and his familly taught me how cause they are from new oreleans so say something els you stupid bitch I fucking dare you
Americans suck ass. I'm proud to be Canadian!
YEAH!!!! GO CANADA!!!!!! we are just... soooomuch better than the fucking states. we may not be as powerful or whatever , but on the whole , we are soo much more tolerant and less violent. here , gays can marry and pot is almost legal..fuck , i LOVE this country!!! screw you , americans , and all ur guns and bigmacs too!! HA!
America or Canada doesn't suck but Lindsay Lohan sucks every dick they will help further her career and some dick that will her get a recording contract. Her album was horrible. God, could her voice be anymore annoying? I think if you put a live cat in a blender and then turned the blender on and recorded the last screeching sounds the cat was making as turned to liquid cat gut goo, the sound of the cat screeching would be better than lohan.
What is up with Canada? Be proud of your country, that´s cool. But pissing off others isn´t. Why am I PROUD to be an American? ´Cause we beat up you guys any day! You guys are arrogant to judge arrogant people! Muahahahahahahahaha! Oh, and Lindsay looks UGLYYYYYYYY! >:-D------->ha ha ha ha ha
Yo matt, if you don´t like America and are better off British, why the hell did your country allow American bases there? Why did they make an alliance with the US? That just shows hw puny minded and ignorant you are! *laughs* >:-D
Dude who said,(YEAH!!!! GO CANADA!!!!!! ) Like, you are mentally ill, right? I mean, if so many Canadians hate the United States of America, then why did you adopt our culture, like, junk food and video games? Why do your bands keep coming to us for fame such as Simple Plan? And, George Bush won´t do anything to you, you Canadians didn´t do anything to us! Stop being so insecure, it´s people like you who aren´t tolerant that make this a horrible world!.........jerk
My name is Lindsay Lohan and I am ashamed to be American.
So am I. That's why I left years
ago and call myself Canadian. They're
as good as any of the other slugs
on the planet.
Amurikun gummint is nuts but I suspect
it always has been. Most of the others
are just less nuts.
well this is like interesting. the US is a great place to shop lol. But I'm from Canada and don't insult my country or be arrogant. The US is great at defending themselves, so they say. But you guys are rather arrogant. Maybe thats why when you travel, you pretend to be Canadians. haha. But I'm not a US hater, I just think you guys need to be a little more friendlier so other countries will respect you more.
now about Lindsay, stop making fun of her! this isnt even her, Lindsay rocks! and hilary duff has no talent and is a terrible actress/even worse singer.
Loves it<3
Ah, sometimes I love America, sometimes I don't. Don't hate us too much guys, only 3 more years with Bush..
LINDSAY YOU ROCK.
YOU ARE GORGEOUS. FOR REAL.
Why are all you guys so glad to be Canadian, Canada SUCKS. Yes America, right now is not in the best state it has ever been, but it will get better. It is just the President.
DO NOT LET THESE PEOPLE GET YOU DOWN LINDSAY, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AWESOME.
Brad
LINDSAY YOU ROCK.
YOU ARE GORGEOUS. FOR REAL.
Why are all you guys so glad to be Canadian, Canada SUCKS. Yes America, right now is not in the best state it has ever been, but it will get better. It is just the President.
DO NOT LET THESE PEOPLE GET YOU DOWN LINDSAY, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AWESOME.
Brad
Fucking hell you twats should stop saying 'oh lindsay i enjoyed your blog' or whatever, its not even real you dumb americans, its a piss take DUH.
Its fucking wrong aswell, Lindsay can look whatever she wants to look like, whoever said what size clothing was perfect or anything, nothings perfect, so just fuckoff and leave Lindsay the fuck alone.
Oh, it's not like our President sends millions of our kids (who, by the way, chose to go) to kill "innocent civilians". Let me tell you, the majority of Iraq is so much better now. Women can go to school and live normal lives now. The media blows it out of proportion.
Oh, and Saddam did a pretty good job at mass murdering thousands of innocent civilians. THNX. The terrorists strap bombs to children and send them into Iraqi restaurants and busses to kill their own people, you think that's our doing? We're over there to stop it. All you can think about is a way to badmouth our country. Well then GET OUT of this country.
Do your fucking homework you degenerate, ignorant little shit.
look who looks like the fool now doesnt it seem a little fishy i mean "who, by the way, chose to go)" i dont think any one wants to chose to go to war and die because you know they all die or come back scarred. do you realy think the army goes alright who wants to go and get blown up in some hole. then you say "why did they join the army" because its their only chance at getting an education and getting a real job.
my god!! i hate seeing everybody argue about which country is better , stronger , smarter , etc. its sooo sad... please excuse me 4 sounding a little hippy-ish , but why cant we all just love eachother!? why cant we all just be friends , u know!? the world is such a goddamn depresssing place.. we should all spread peace and joy and stomp out racisim , sexisim , agisim, homophobia , and every kind of prejudice. we should all learn 2 work toghether b4 its 2 late!!
Lindsay, you are wise beyond your years. LMAO! I love this shit. And I love Canadians that get really angry because Americans don't give two peices of polar bear poo about them. Haha.. Ahh.. Good times. Rock on, Lindsay! But Lindsay, until I can count all of your ribs your just a stupid fat bitch! Keep up the crack and someday you might be sexy.. Geez..
Americans love Wayne Brady, becuase he makes Bryant Gumbel look like.... Malcolm X
Canadians care about what we say to them. Don´t you know ignoring is the best thing to do? When you keep talking to us, that means you feel somthing for us! ha ha ha ha ha. You rock KATIE! Nobody forces the soldiers to join. I am a military child, and the American bases are cool. If you cry how this people risked THEIR lives for us knowing the risks, and blame the President, fuck you. I´t just shows how brave you will never be. Shut up Canada, tell me, what did we do to you? Nobody asked you to buy OUR stuff, or follow our gossip...that´s your fault. One´s hate is followed my their own fault. >:-B
I am Canadian, and I have to add, the very small MINORITY in my opinions, I love the United States, I think we owe much of our freedom and our culture to our neighbours down south. I wish I livbed in the US. The Americans are proud, and have a culture. Our "culture" consists of many, borrowed from everyone else's cultures. It's called "multiculturalism" and devoids us from having any true culture of our own. America rocks! Thank you for your military,(cause we barely have one) free trade and Walmart.
ugly whore
brad's an idiot
um... this has gotts be the stupidest thing EVER! u guys r all takin the whole america sux thing way too seriously... this whole thing is a joke, so laugh and move on. and for those who are sticking up 4 george bush... hav u ever heard him make a speech? ever? u'd think he'd be good at it by now. anyways...... im gunna go, and u leave u with this message: CHILL!!!!
lataz x
So, I suck eh?
Why, is because I tell the truth that CANADA SUCKS. What do they have, Hockey, the only thing good there. So once again CANADA SUCKS.
LINDSAY YOU ROCK, And ARE GORGEOUS.
So, I suck eh?
Why, is because I tell the truth that CANADA SUCKS. What do they have, Hockey, the only thing good there. So once again CANADA SUCKS.
LINDSAY YOU ROCK, And ARE GORGEOUS.
to brad: go fuck your mom! ur a stupid , ignorant little cunt. saying that HOCKEY is the only thing that canada has , just proves how truly stupid and ignorant u really are.
LMAO! What is with all the Canadians hating on America? I don't get it. What the fuck is Canada? I mean really.. What is actaully in Canada? Hockey and some igloos. And we don't learn about it because it's a big fucking joke. It's funny to think about Canada.. When the world is cold and sad and I can't find a reason to smile, I just think of Canada and my face lights up. :) Oh, and I seriously doubt anyone believes this is actually Lindsay Lohan. People are just playing along. And one more thing.. All the people in here talking like they are some kind of professional political analyst.. shut the fuck up. You don't know what your talking about. Your prolly like 10 years old anyways.
lindsay, i think its horrible that you are advirtising ur eating disorder and making fun of it. many people actually do have this disease and i don't think it's good taht you encourage them. Your right, you do have a big influence over the teen population, so use it for good, not for bad. show us that you can look good and not be anorexic. You were beautiful before you lost all this weight. but i do congradulate y ou for recognizing what a fucking cock sucker george bush is.
LAXATIVE FOR ME... just kidding. I wanna be skinny too but I believe there's a HEALTHY way to archieve that!
I LOVE U LINDSAY!! I WISH I COULD LOOK LIKE U!!!!
look , ppl! fuck CANADA! fuck AMERICA! fuck EUROPE! u know where i REAAAAAAAALY wish i could live!? know which place REAAALY kick-ass!?.... AUSTRALIA!! that place is the shit! I LOVE KANGEROOS!!!
Dude, Europe rocks, their parties are way heavier! Oh, and we aren´t talking about Lindsay anymore, are we? :snoozes: Boring!
Everybody should love each other. Love is good and it feels good too. Love makes the world go round. I love everything...except Hollywood.
love isent what makes the world go around it's me on my wickle tread mill......and im getin fuckin knackered so will one of u bastards take over!!!!!!!!!!
okay i think the crazy bitch anon 6:24 who is downing those crazy pills should just shut the fuck up b/c ur not helping canada at all, and yes this is the girl you were threatening before, i am sorry but ur comments made me laugh so fucking hard, i am form new york come and get me, oooooooo u know people from new orleans, watch out now!!people lets stop fighting about bullshit (not talking to you crazy bitch ur nuts) we have terrorists attacking us all. i think we should be getting along alot better, we (the USA) aren't the only country that was attacked and i think thats what we should really be talking about, our men are over there so don't let them die in vein support them and us, everyone should, we should all support each other but then again we don't live in a perfect world we have crazy people (anon 6:24 the voo-doo bitch- you know i'm talking to you) that take things that aren't nesscessary to the extreme. it's sad.
CANDA SUCKS.
Have a good day.
U suck Brad. Love for all.
Dude, a size 8?
You're a fucking tank.
Lose some fucking weight, Jesus Christ.
You're never gonna find a boyfriend if you're a size 8.
Unless it's one of those guys who likes "thick" women, who you normally see on Jerry Springer, with their stupid country bumpkin accents who look like they have orgies with their parents and other family members.
Keep sticking your finger down your throat and, before you know it, you'll look like Calista Fuckwad.
Tyler, dude, it said -8 (-). That's negative eight. So, in these imaginary terms, REALLY SKINNY.
Canada is f****** gay, and I should know.
Go Lindsay! I love ya girl.
The whole damn problem is that they people out in the sand dunes, they be A-rabs and such. The result is that they're pagan or somethin. If we could convert them to scientology--to take them to the clinics, there wouldn't be no problems.
-Tom
America hates fat asses. Everyone go on a fast starting right now.
hey leave ADANAC alone it's not their fault....i think?
p.s would any of u like 2 b my bouncing baby bink-abonk-aboo?
u got problems dude. i want tom cruise.
"this is a grown up site"??
wtf! ur making fun of a celebrity who obviously has eating problems. u sound like such bullies. So now its grown up and mature to make fun of celebs becuz they have eating disorders. I mean its bad enuff if sum1 has an eating disorder but if they r famous n its spread ova the news. Dont u fink lindsay has it hard enuff alredi ur such bitches. im 16 and im a hella lot more mature thana ny of u hos leave the poor girl alone. Well im british i aitn ashamed cuz i kno i dont stand for all the stuff blair says i wanted the libs dem cheaper to go to uni lol. wateva anyways bye
wat 8 is fat? wot country u from i fink our sizes is different eya 8 is skinnyish my m8 chaz is 8 and im 8/10 but underweight apparantly sumfing to do with bmi but thats england sizes. i dunno wots up with american sizes they confuse the hell out of me
Ahh, sorry, Lohand the first gulf war was in 1991. You confused the 1980s with the German occupation of Paris.
Go to school, dumass!
Lindsay I love you! I hope you stay a skeleton the rest of your life
what da fuck is dis shit. who ever set this website up has serious issues and all "devotes" need shot. grow da fuck up: eat properly and quit worshiping the "old" thin Linsday Lohan!
what the fuck is dis shit.who ever set this website blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA SSSHHHAAAATTTTT AAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!
seeing all this from the outside
not in america, not in Canada or in any place near
i totally agree with the guy who wrote this stuff about the US
it is true, they gave a lot to cinema and films...
i'm sorry to tell that not a lot to fashion
and absolutely no freedom and no help to ANY country
America is always getting into other countries' trouble in order to benefit from it.
They are complaining about Bin Laden and Al Qaeda, but it was YOU! who gave them the weapons and it was YOU who trained them and made them terrorists.
America became a powerful country because of other countries, they did nothing for themselves.
It all started in WW1, when the countries who were really fighting and doing everything alone had to ask for money to America who was far away from that terrible war. And after becoming devastated they had to pay back a lot of money plus interests... this is the story of how the US became rich. Then they did the same thing a lot of other times. And they got into other wars between countries to take advantage of the situation, in Irak they just want the oil there. In VIetnam they also wanted to get benefitted, do you really think Ameria cared about people there.. oh no.... but all went wrong for them in this case. And they now look like the victims of the war... fo god's sake.. are you all stupid! Yeah... AMERICAN IDIOTS
Green DAy is right.. right.... Madonna is Right... Michael Moore is right
welll.... nw start thinking about this
and vote the right person next time
all i got to say on the matter is this MONEY IS BULLSHIT if humanity cared then y da fuk put paper and metal in front of its life dosent any 1 have a brain any more?
Let's just get one thing straight here: Iraq IS better off without Saddam. Sure it might not be perfect but what the heck do you expect? I have many Iraqi friends who rejoice in the fact that their relatives over there now have a voice, have a say in the running of their country. Back in saddam-Iraq you could be taken and never heard from again. It was that scary. At least now they have freedom and democracy.
Do I like Bush? No. Do I think that he actually cares one iota about the freedom of Iraqis? Not really. Do I think that he went to Iraq with selfless intentions? Hell no! But many positive things have come out of the invasion.
If you want to talk about foreign soldiers killing innocent babies there's the issue of Palestine and Israel. Please don't confuse it with what's happening in Iraq.
WELL SAID MARY AND THANX 4 KEPPIN US WEIRDOS IN CHECK!!!!!
people really like to talk about something they know nothing about. americans are people like everyone else and we have corrupt powers JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, don't think ur country is so perfect b/c it's not. your damned if u do and ur damned if you don't , should of we done nothing after 9/11/ lets those terrorists fucks get away and do nothing. and if we did do nothing think about how many countries that would be bombed and destroyed if we didn't stand up and fight, hell if they can fuck with america they can fuck with any other country (not saying it's true but definitly what they would be thinking)The terrorits want to take over the country and convert everyone to their beliefs just like all those others wars we fought in that all u say we should of butted out. i'm sorry but i can't stand anyone who says they don't like a country and by the way we have alot more freedom than 75% of the world. and to the people above ; this site is a fuckin JOKE GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON!! and if ur gonna type in english make some sense of it b/c half the shit u wrote didn't make sense.
and yes this is a grown up site b/c this is a FUCKIN JOKE. EITHER TAKE THE JOKE OR GET THE FUCK OUT AND STOP POSTING THESE STUPID COMMENTS, WAH WAH WAH STOP WRITING MEAN STUFF WAH WAH UR SUCH BULLIES GO INTO a hohan fan site. u losers. whats worse people who have fun and talking the truth or searching out and finding this website just to defend someone u don't know, never met. yeah real cool.
You are the most ignorant person i have ever come across. You have no brain. How can you claim that the Muslim and Arabic races have no concept of freedom, or the desire for it? Many of these peoples have been oppressed and unable to express their desire for a less totalitarian rule, however in such countries where a want such as this cannot be realised, they are forced to remain silent, which the ignorant masses take to mean they are a contented people. Do not be so naive as to think that, because they cannot speak out in their want of a better society, they do not long for one.
i like hilary better.
WOT?? CLINTON??
hilary duff. you jackass.
ANON 5:07 who the hell re u talking too, it seems that ur talking to a wall b/c you replied to nobody ,maybe i missed it but who said that muslim and arabic races have no desire for freedom? i think u miss read something.who said that ?????????????
stop talking to yourself anonymous-----oh wait.
Sorry i am anon 1:49 i just want to know who anon 5:07 is talking to b/c i didn't say anything what that person is talking about and i read the posts before mine and none of them has to do with what anon 149 is yelling about. sorry i am just confused
sorry i meant i am anon 1:39 not 1:49
Come on anon 5:07,u got sum splaining 2 do!!!!
I agree with whoever likes hilary better. NOT hilary clinton.
hold on a sec.is lindsay fat or skinny,b/c there seems to be a lot of ppl takin the piss out of both.
or is that how it works around here?!?!
Canada is an awesome country and it's sad that some of the Canadians represented on this site seem to hate Americans. I only have problems with Americans who hate Canadians. Don't steriotype us and we won't steriotype you.
A proud (non american hating) Canadian
Oh and I don't live in an igloo and it isn't always winter here
I'm a conservative from big blue New York City, imagine that. First of all, Operation Desert Storm took place in 1991 and the Fox News Channel didn't even exist then. Listen Lindsay, the reason you're allowed to be such a stupid fucking liberal rich bitch is because of the soldiers and Marines fighting over there right now. Whether you like it or not freedom will prevail. Why don't you move to France with Johnny Depp and stop ruining my country.
You stupid liberals are all the same, you never have anything relevant to say, just the same old childish name calling and baseless acusations. So to all the other sane people in America, I say let's add Lindsay Lohan to the same list that Johnny Depp, Alec Baldwin, Starbucks and Jane Fonda are on, the traiter list. Boycott Lindsay Lohan and GO AMERICA!!!
FUCKING HELL!
If Any1 Believes Thos Shit They r Fukin Wierd!
No1 WANTS TO Be Anorexic Unless You Have Something Wrong With You
Which Is Why Im Setting Up An Anorexia Page on My Syte!!
She's CANADIAN!
You are all fucking crazy!!! do you actually know what happens to someone when they are suffering from anorexia? i've been through it and i hope i never go through it again. It completely ruins your life and i thank god that i'm getting over it. How can you write these comments telling girls that its good to be anorexic? you are all crazy and really should be locked up.
Do you actually think that being thin is what life is about? do you think it's really the way to be happy? take a look inside yourselves and think again. Thinness is not what you need to be striving for- it's sanity (in your cases).
I hope you don't become anorexic as they guilt you will have for posting something like this will be unbearable. However, i do hope that what you are doing will come back to you and prove to you how irresponsible are disturbed you must be for writing things like this.
lohan u rock the ppl on here talk shit coz u r so much hotter now dont put it back on and if u want bigger boobs get a boob job all my freinds say u r ugly now but ur not and thanks to u im on my way to a eating disorder love ur boddie im 13 and weight 55 kg up till 2 months ago 4 month ago i was a fat ass now i weight 34.5 and proud also i hate bush and im from nz im ur bigist fan wana be u and ur my role model
lindsey lohan is a skinny bitch who thin{ks}shes all this n that but she aint!she needs abit more waite on,,,actualy allot!!!!!!
i dont know who u r but why the fuck do u excersize frigin 5 hours a day?n fuckin size 2!you sad bitch!!!canada does rock!went there on my holiday,dint wanna cum bk!im from england soooooooo.
p.s. lindsey lohan is a skinny hoe!
This has nothing to do with Lindsay but Jennifer K. and Heaven S are trifling bitches....Love Beb
2 words get help!
THIS IS SSSSSSOOOOOO NOT LINDSAY LOHAN SO WHOEVA IT IS Y DNT U GT A LIFE AND STOP PRENTENDING TO BE HER. DO U THINK SHED ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO WIRTE ALL THAT CRAP. SHES ALSO NOT PROUD 2 B ANERIOX AND 4 A START SHES NOT THAT SKINNY AND NOT THAT PRETTY. SHE CANT SING APART FROM ONE SONG DNT TELL ME THAT ITS OVER OR SOMETHING. SHES ALRITE AT ACTING BT SO WOULD EVERY BODY IF THEY HAD A FEW LESSONS ON ACTING. SO STOP PRASING HER JST BECAUSE SHE FAMOUS AND GOT LOADS OF MONEY. GO GET LIVES!!!!!!!!!! AND SAME TO YOU WHO IS PRETENDING TO BE HER.
What is this??? as if Lindsay Lohan would come on this site and write something.
phhhhhhh who are u ppl trying to fool?.Pasce'qu je ne suis pas un imbecile.
This is all fake that's all I have to say
America.......hmmm
I think America has a bad influence on Canada!!!!
My god Americans and Canadians complain that they have a weight problem Why do u have this problem
WELLLL...YOU ALL EAT BURGERS WHICH ARE FULL OF CHEMICALS SPECIALLY MADE TO MAKE U GAIN WEIGHT
Wake up already!!!!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is a piece of shit
ok lindsay ur one freakin bum and u think ur hott i saw ur pics i thought u were 65 years old u damn idiot hott is when u have a beautiful figure with muscles and like swimsuit models ur just a plain skinny whore that tries to copy paris hilton. let me give u advice get a life cuz making fun of people aint the right thing to do and yeah im 14 and 5.8 and and weigh 103 pounds but i have muscles and mostly everything is muscle and all girls are beautiful u snobby little whore! u can break yourself by bending down.
WHAT THE FUCK!!! this ain't lindsay lohan..this is sum bitch who thinks lindsay lohan is fat! LINDSAY LOHAN is sooo effin purtty! i don't see y sumone would wanna post this stuff about hur!! i hope u r fat..who eva posted this! thats BULLSHIT! if yooh wanna holla at me my e-mail is pink_punk1311@hotmail.com
haha off the rails lindsay
love her work !!!!!
no affence,but why would anyone look up to lindsey lohan??So-Called lindsey and nichole riccie pledged to get skinny together!!!!!How sad is that!I'm just sayin,dont get skinny coz if you get to skinny you can get ill,dont go to far.you daft cunts!!!!!!!
bk again jst sayin,the girl oo sed ''i went from size 4 to 2'' u need a life u fat shit!cant u get any thinner?i HATE livin ere{England}I wanna move canada,n iff i seen lindsey lohan ever i wudfuckin snap her 2 bits.UGLY COW.I know i keep goin on but why get skinny?I am nearly 13 and i am nearly 6 stone wot r u?2 stone?
l8r
amy xxxx
lindsay u r a stupid skinny little bumfluff. u r such a bad influence on the young teens that watch the movies that u r in and the ppl that idolise u( though go nos y). put some weight on girl!
luv bob xx
ps U R GAY
pps u r V GAY U BUMFLUFF
hi lindsay,
u r sooo skinny!!!!
why did u stop eatin anyway?? u r soo stupid. i h8 alll of ya movies they r stupid just like dis web site??????
U R SOO MEAN TO ALL UR FANS WHICH R STUPID TO EVEN LIKE U U SKINNY COW?
bye bye
frm anonymous
hiya im that girl hu waas in hospital due 2 'anorexia'. well remember i told u about that girl claire well she died frm lack of food.
I HATE U LINDSAY LOHAN AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS IS ALL UR FAULT. BECAUSE IF U WEARNT SOO SKINNY THEN SHE WLDNT HAVE DECIDED 2 B LLIKE U.
I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI LINDSAY U SKINNY MEAN BITCH
i wanted to say that u have decided to stop eatin and get thin and to give up food wen poor people in other countrys could die to have just a grain of rice to live and u r abusin that by wastin food and not carin 5 other people . if u ask me i think u r just plain selfish and mean and how can u think u r hot wen ur not u r a boney little skinny bith and slut! i hope u die of anerexia if u dnt eat as much!!!!!
frm anoumousxxxxxx
I H8 U LINDSAY LOHAN HOW CAN YOU BE LIKE YOU ARE U SKINNY SLUT
You're not so Lindsay Lohan.First,you don't vomit when you're anorexic ,that's bulimia,in anorexia you don't eat!secondly Lindsay won't do web blogs like this,she doesn't have time.i don't really see the point on posing,you are not Lindsay,can't be and you don't have to pose!lol,you're doing a really funny thing!you're just making fun of yourself because you don't respect and trust yourself :D!!!
WAY to gooooooooooo anonymous 7:05 pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree!!!!!!
wat to go yoooo!
mmm.. lindsay.. i visited your blog and its fun.! i ate and ate but after all im physically fit.!! i dont know why..? so better preserve your l00ks..
huh..?!
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anonymous 3;14pm UR A PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHAHAHAH
no offence or nothin what I said about the chemicals is true
u go bob,u tell all them skinny twats
bumfluff?? lol thats a funny word
This is NOT Lindsay Lohan. She was born in 1986 (July 2, precisely, meaning that she's a Cancer, not a Leo!!!), people can't remember watching TV when they're newborn or fetuses! It's not true.
I am Canadian, I like Lindsay Lohan's music and acting, and I like America (lots! especially the literature). End of story.
6 stone 2 stone ???? I don't get English #