JESSICA SIMPSON IS A FATASS DITZ
Okay, first off all I'm not sorry for my little political rant the other day. If you guys can't handle the fact that George W. Bush is killing Arab Babies with his bare hands and wiping their blood all over his face, while laughing, then you can just stop going to this site. Whatever.
But down to the real reason why I'm posting, have seen Jessica Simpson lately?
Did somebody stuff a birthday cake down her face? How fat can one actress get? First of all, it looks like two obese midgets crawled into her boobs and refuse to leave. And her waist? How many miles around is that? Jesus H. Christ, Jessica, you've let yourself go and it isn't pretty. Maybe you're eating so much because your getting a divorce from that boyband fag? Jeeeeeeeezzzzzz......People, if you want to loose weight just look at pictures of fat asses. Jessica Simpson is now one of them.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 10:09 AM
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k seriously ppl....whoever came up with this "lets make fun of celebrities thing" its real lame and you all need a life...I imagined after the first two lines that it must be the fact that you guys are over weight and cant get it off?!?!?!? get a life assholes
And u? If you come here and post about that is because of you haven't another thing to do...
Get a life too, plz... U_U
like, oh my god stop ratting on my bitch loser.
and lindsay darling, youre weight loss is like soo hott.
okay listen fool, they rant about this site all over the web with links to it...Im not even gunna waste my time with you....however...they describe it as being one of the MOST discracful sites out there basically stating what I have before....and yes I will repeat it cause it seems you learn things the hard and LooOooong way..You need to get a life.... Im sorry...but its not me who needs the life here.
Drop this American rant please. It´s boring and has been parodied too much, so this Jessica thing is fresh. Actually, it looks like she lost weight too, but I must agree with the fake-loser-on-Lindsay-dude that Jessica Simpson´s breasts are BIG. There´s attractive huge sizes, but they can get scary like Pamela Anderson´s!
Actually, Jessica Simpson has a better body then Lindsay. Seriously, Lindsay is skinny but with fatty skin. At least Jessica got muscle tone!
The site is very cool, and I laught a lot reading it, but I don't like the fact that you are having fun about anorexia. It's not funny, you know? If you suffer with it...
That Victoria´s Secrets from (Thinspiration) was nasty. I don´t like to see people barfing. But those videos on you boobs and the corn beef antelope were---FUNNY! I sent them to my friends! Keep up the good work LiquidGeneration!
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Good post Lindsay.
Pretty funny, Keep up the good work.
YOU ARE GORGEOUS LINDSAY.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
Yea! Your back, love the post, so funny.
Look at Jessica Simpson, that fat ass bitch, you can't even see her damn ribs!!
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ok, i have kind of alot 2 say.. first off- YEAH!! everybodys stopped talking about fucking war and Bush and countries!!! secondly , to all the haters of this blog : FUCK U!!! fuck u right up the ass! all the ppl who enjoy this blog realize that it isnt really lindsy lohan- u really dont have 2 keep pointing it out!! we arent retards!! we come here and read and post cuz its amusing and funny and a great way 2 pass the time when u have nothing better do do! we have lives - u dont have 2 keep telling us 2 get ones! its not like fans of this blog are here 24 /7 !! christ!! and 2 all those whiny bitches saying ' oooh! dont laugh at anorexia! its a DISEASE!! '- if u dont like it here , dont come here; plain and simple. if ur offended or feel insulted by this blog , just dont come here1 its not rocket science! all whiny anorexics and bullimics can stick to thier own sites ; like that BLUEDRAGONFLY place!; and post about puking thier guts up and exorcizing! and finally , about jesssica simpson being fat -gotta disagree. i think shes totally pretty. much , MUCH better looking than dear lindsay could ever hope 2 be! jess is slender , while lindsay is just plain scrawny! jess also has a better voice!!
That was hilarous. I love this site. That was my favorite update, lol. Jessica isn't fat, she just eats but maybe she can get redneck preacher daddy to pray for Lohan's daddy and uncle while they both rot in jail and Ashlee Simpson does a ho down and makes out with the beloved ex boyfriend of lohan, Fez.
Lindsay, I guess why you are saying Jessica is fat is becoz ur jealous of her big boobs!!
Amen.
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You now what i dont care about you guys making fun of Lindsay, but get this straight its rude to dis celebrities that actually have bodies unlike Lindsay whos so small someone needs a flash light to she her!!
so please god stop this mean stuff. You guys need to get a life and stop pretending to be lindsay god!
Lindsay, I think you are Franky Munz in drag. I have never seen you and Franky Munz in the same place together at the same time. Care to explain that? We all the know the truth. The little kid from Malcom in the middle likes to dress up in drag and do coke with Nicole Richie. Oh my gawd, why? why? why?
Wow, Lindsay, You are super harsh. She's not that fat. Maybe you should be nice and teach her how to scarf and barf? I think that would end the feud you guys have been having and you could become good friends. Then maybe if things work out, she tell you where go to good bleach job because Lindsay, your hair is the color of cat urine. And maybe she can tell ya how to get a good tan too. That would be a super friendship for you guys. ~friends 4 eva~
seriously the creator of this blog is a fucking asshole I mean this is fucking bullshit this is fake and you dont even know her so stop doing this stupid shit because you are only losing time so get a fucking life and stop saying all this bullshit you fucking motherfucker and just to finish if you are going to continue this shit be sure to correct your fucking mistakes like lindsay`s zodiac sign she not LEO mutafucka she is CANCER fucking asshole so if you ar doing this shit do it right so chinga tu madre pinche puto vete a la pinche verga culero y dejate de mamadas so if you dont know spanish get a fucking life and learn it puto
fuck you she`s a better person than you and im sure she looks 10000... times better than you asi que chinga tu madre puto me la chupas y si blockeas estos comentarios eres un puto miedoso ke se da cuenta de sus errores pero no los acepta asi ke cojete a tu reputisima jefa y chingala 400 veces putito pincha cara de pene masturbado
wow... i reckon somebody has some anger issues , no? Your Momma Puta ; i think maybe you should go to a workshop where they can teach you to control ur rage.. and then perhaps u can learn some new words besides the oh-so-classy 'motherfucker' and the ever -popular 'bullshit'. believe it or not , there are more words in the english language than cuss words...
Wow, Ms.your momma puto, I mean, I know Spanish (which ytou obviously don't want to spell right). You called your name Your mom a bitch? You have anger problems, like the guy who said above^. Seriously, I am Latina and I am tired of Latinos saying, "you don't know Spanish, so I can say all the dirty words, and you don't understand!". Get a life. You are a pene masturbado (masturbating penis) y una desgraciada (bastard in female terms).
your momma puto needs to learn what a period " . " is....
Omfg! How gay? Obvisly that isnt really lindsay lohan. and if u think it is then ur REALLY stupid! and jessica simpson is BEAUTIFUL and shes NOT fat so idk who ever made that is one jealous person! jessica simpson is the greatest <33
I don't know which one of you sings worse, you or Jessica. You both suck except at least Jessica actually tans in a tanning bed instead of using tan in can. What makes it worse for you, Lindsay is you make it so obvious that you tan is so fake. First of all, you go all over the place one day pale as snow and the next day orange as carrot. OBVIOUS FAKE TAN! And hello. You buy the cheapest worsest fake tan in can available. It smears all over the place and leaves orange residue on everything you touch with orange sweaty palms and then on the spot where the orange rubbed off, is a big white spot. You have been photographed like that heaps of times. Please get real and get a real tan or just stop faking the tan please. It's pathetic, man. And please dye your eyebrows too. You look like madonna in 1985 before she was all famous and had black bushy eyebrows and poorly dyed bleach blonde hair. You're such a fashion victim. At least Jessica uses her money on her beauty, Lindsay, all the money you got from Mean girls went on drugs, didn't it???
its fake...Lindsay Lohan has no real website except her official one. This is some lame a** one someone made using tabloid pictures which, A is dumb and B everyone knows.
This is BS.
Lindsay..if this in fact is your site...YOU NEED HELP HONEY!
ook. Bye now
Hey, did you get your oscar nomination for playing a girl race car driver who gets sexually harrassed by their car yet, linds? Not.
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god this site is soooooo NOT FUNNY. and i agree with that other person its really mean to say stuff like this because there are anorexic ppl on the computer you kno!
lindsey you are still fat =)
my god!! everybody is always talking about hurting the little anorexics feelings!! WHO CARES ABOUT THE ANOREXICS!! half of them freakin ENJOY being skeletons and barfing after every meal!!
^^I have been waiting for someone to say that. I wish the damn anorexics who CHOSE their retarded lifestyle would quit their damn bitching. If you are offended, leave. Oh wait. This might be "thinspiration" for you.
Lindsay is hot! God! Jessica IS fat! Seriously.. If you don't think being able to count most (not all because Lindsay is still packing some fat.. EWWW) of her ribs is hot then get the fuck up, you Canadian bastards!
Boo hoo little anorexics, cry into your little empty plates and your unopened cans of ensure. Can't handle it because someone called Jessica fat ass? Come on. You little anorexic hos think everyone is a fat ass, even yourselves. So shut your pointy bony little chins and get out of here.
I thk this blog is way cool! But maybe u shld start a manual on hw to barf and stuffs, some peopel juz dun know how to start! AHAHHA AND TRY TO UPDATE YR BLOG MORE frequently, it makes my day hahahahahah
Jessica Simpson isn't fat but she isn't smart and she doesn't have any talent but then again, Lindsay, you don't have those things either! LOL! The only difference is, I think maybe Lindsay can read a little but I'm not sure. You both should get a big fight and Jessica should put you in a headlock and almost suffocate you with her fat fake boobs. Lindsay, Jessica could your little bony ass in a minute. She'll go all hulk hogan on you and stuff. You could tell she would because she has those wild eyes like wrestler's have when they're holding a mic and hurling insults at each other. Lindsay, you should diss Mary Kate because at least you take that skinny crack whore.
Jessica is a fat whale. Finally, somebody speaks the truth. She is a nasty and fake. It's like she is trying to be a barbie doll. She needs to get over herself. Maybe when people get over the fact that she looks like every other fake blonde in hollywood, she will go away. Ps-Lohan also needs to go away too, unless she proves she can act which I doubt she can do, lol.
i hate lindsay AND jessica.. thier BOTH totally fake , intensely annoying and untalented in the extremes! FUCK U , BITCHEZZZZZZZZZ!! (ha!)
Uhh, dunno what to say anymore ..
Lindsay isn't a fat ass anymore, if she considers converting, I'd totally hit her.
Jessica Simpson is such a fat ass!
Go Lindsay!
Lindsay is my daughter Tom Cruise. The only person allowed to have relations with her is me. Ya can't have her! She is mine.
Shut the Hell up Linday.....U r WAY FATTER that her
well you talk about jessica simpson because you now she is pretty ps... DONT HATE APRECHEAT
Your a really sick person to talk about people like that. You need to get help for whatever problems you have. If it is possible to report this blog, ill be doing that because this is a very disgusting site and you need to get a life outside of stalking people and making fun of them.
K, this is a joke.
Get a sense of humor
I'm a giant fatass and proud of it! biatch! You just wish you had one.
K bye biatch!
Jessica "Fatass" Simpson
PPPS: K my blog is soooooo much better!
Lindsay is fake too. With the blonde hair, she is trying to be Heather Graham. And Lindsay may be skinny but it's not cute. Her body is weirdly shaped and you can tell she has malnurtrition because in her bathing suit pictures, her stomach pokes out hugely like the way the starving kids in Africa have their stomach poked out. She lost the weight way too fast. I think Nicole Richie looks better because she doesn't have the starving kid in africa stomach from malnurtrition that Lindsay does but she also doesn't have boobs but she still looks fablous.
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to the person who said that they might report this blog: report and DIE , u scum-sucking road whore!! if u dont like it here , LEAVE! go 2 fucking hell!!
This site is awesome. The thin commandments are my favorite. Ashley Simpson is fatter than her sister but Kelly Osbourne is the size of both of them in a sleeping bag. Kelly Osbourne is a fat goth cow.
true^^ but her brother looks awesome now!! he lost sooo much weight. he dosent even look like the same freakin guy!!
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K, right now, I'm like so annoyed. No one is payin any attention to me. All u biatches are just rambling about nothin. I demand that Lindsay respond to me.
Later
Jessica "Fatass" Simpson
im not a biatch and i like rambling!... i have a life tyick but i have fuck all 2 do at this moment of time so fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!
No one talks to me like that you stupid biatch! Show some respect for a fatass like me.
i find this fake blog rather entertaining. all the posts are funny xcept for this one. i dun think jess is fat. haf u seen her latest music video? she look super hot in the scene where she was washing the car.
I would like to see Jessica's husband beat up Fez from that 700's show. That fight would be so gay. Fez would probably lick his lips when Jessica's husband flexed his muscles as he got ready to punch in him in the face. Being with Lohan, only made Fez more of gay. Now to become straight, he must date women who vaguely resemble men, to women who resemble men more and more until he totally comes out of the closet. First, he dates Ashlee. Then he will date Kimberly Stewart and then he will be ready to come out of the closet totally.
I'm thinkin of dumping nick, I'd much prefer a real man--like Humpty Dumpty (a fellow fatass from way back.)
Lata
u cant have him no 1 could put him back together again duuuh!!!
I like Jessica "Fatass" Simpson. She's begging for more attention in an obvious way. You can write Jess? Woooaaaaaahhhh...I thought you mught as well spell like, hi i jess u liker da lohan i h8s er sha uz sacha biotch. ha ha ha ha
I like Jessica "Fatass" Simpson. She's begging for more attention in an obvious way. You can write Jess? Woooaaaaaahhhh...I thought you mught as well spell like, hi i jess u liker da lohan i h8s er sha uz sacha biotch. ha ha ha ha
If u like me soooo much, then why don't ya read my blog? Anywho, I get tons of help with my writin, these nice fellas really learn me good.
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whoah.that was super funny man.even the cooments.from dissing the anorexics...to the anorexics getting thier panties(yes even the men) in a knot.keep up the good work. lyndsey.im gonna go check out other blogs.
Lindsay, there were some pictures of you with Rumer Willis, and you were carrying a pizza. That pizza was for Rumer, right? Like you actually would EAT.
I love you. You are entertaining. Please keep these hilarious blogs.
P.S. Jessica is just fucking lard.
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Cool. Love this.Cool. Love this. Cool. Love this. Cool. Love this. Cool. Love this...I could keep going, but I need to play the Lindsay´s Extreme Diet Chamber Game.
PS: Loved your blog Jessica F.A. Simpson. Keep in touch here! This will probbly come up on a magazine, no?
lok guys, let me tell u somthing! ILUV THIS SITE, if you'd have a life whatever your name is "first to put a comment" let me tell uu that u need a life... YOU B*TCH! if u don't like this site, then STOP COMING TO THEM PELOTUDO DE MIERDA! I heard LLo is going to gain some weight to get her boobs back right? and Jsimpson... is really REALLy skinny... it's on the edge of grotesque
Breaking News -- This website is not written by Lindsay Lohan. It's actually written by me, Linday's arch-nemesis, HILLARY DUFF! BTW, Jessica, keep stuffing your fart face. Nick and I have been getting it on behind your back and now I'm knocked up with his love child. Guess you won't have to adopt after all. You can hear all the details in my next #1 song. Chew on that, bi-atch.
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JESSICA SIMPSON IS SO NOT FAT! YOUR FATTER THEN HER. SHE IS LIKE 99 POUNDS GOSH.. SHES A SMALLER SIZE THEN YOU!
I agree with anonymous poster above me. Jessica Simpson is a fart ass. Not a fat ass.
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Whoa--it's all satire, cow. Why don't you get yourself to a psychiatrist and get on some meds? Thorazine will help you chill out. There's no where else to go with a personality like yours. BTW, you're the loser posting psycho comments like this on a satire website.
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OMG! Ya bunch of freakin haters! What is with all the fat discrimination! OMFG! That is so fucking gay! How dare you! RAWR! This makes me madder than when I looked down in my slop bucket at the farm and found out that empty and that all the ice cream I had bought was all ate up! RAWr! GAY ASSES! We have to stop the fat hate now. We have to embrace our inner fat child and squeeze and love it and give it a fat name like Elmer and strap a feed bag on that bitch and feed that poor little hungry obese child that is crying in all of us. We have to get our fat asses to the mirror and take off all our extra large outfits, if it makes sweat to lift the t'shirts over our heads and then stare directly at our valleys and rolls of squeshy smelly flabby flesh. Now hug your fat. Tell it you love it. It's a part of you. Now don't hate it. It wants to be your friend. Love it. And for the gay asses you hate Jessica, shut up. Cause me and her and also that those little bitchy babies who did the "Look who is talking" movies with me have all signed up for WEIGHT WATCHERS and we are so gonna be thin and beautiful. And we're gonna have FETTUCINI. YEAH, I SAID IT, FETTUCINI, RAWR. And my ass is going to get so toned sitting on the couch eating food especially delivered to my house while I watch cheers reruns with Jessie and that ugly troll that played Carla on cheers. Sometimes I use her head to clean my toliet because she is so short but most of the time I just tell her to stay in my yard and pretend to be a yard gnome to scare away the photographers that pics of me eating two big macs at the same time. Anyway, love your fat and watch me lose all my fat cause me being fat is not cool but you being fat is so groovy that it hurts, man. Oh and watch Fat Actress and Me and Tom Cruise had sex after a scienetoligy meeting talking about how aliens had put a mirco chip in our pubic hairs and while we were having sex, one of my flabby saggy breast smacked slapped him upside the head and that is why he is so weird now. Like I said when it happened, tommy, get an x-ray already.
Lindsay, is true that Tina Fey used to be your lesbian lover when you were all a nobody and then you made out with Tina Fey so you could have the lead part in "Mean Girls" and be on "Saturday Night Live" and then she found out while you were hosting "Saturday Night Live" the second time that you got all blonde and skinny and got all not not her type and that you had been making out with Lacey Chabert, the ugly little kid with the rat face from "Party of Five" and now Tina Fey refuses to write a sequel until you get boob implants.
She's NOT FAT!!!
oh , WHATEVER!!! can we just PLEEEEEEASE have another update!? the 10th was , like , a millon years ago!!!!!!
I'm the hottest fatass in the world biatch!
I'm not so fat, and I'm not so much an ass, but like I say, no 1 will deny that I'm a giant fatass!
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Hee, Hee. I never seen a FAT ass like that. You funny Jessica. Hilary Duff sucks, she is such a prep. Punk died you moron, punk is The Ramones, The Clash, The Sex Pistols...not Good Charlotte or fucking Simple Plan or *cough* Sum41. That´s fucking poser pop, likebyou you bitch. Go listen to my pleasurable goth band---H.i.M. Now that´s what I call music!
aww , u all suck major donkey dick!!!!
Goddamn, have a little look at your comments once in a while fucktard. Shit everybody's just advertising. Delete that shit. And what is with like 30 comments being repeated? Fix that.
Also this blog is so dead it's not even funny. Lindsay made several public announcements that she wants to work with a trainer so she can get her boobs back. So she finally relized why people really liked her before and why no one can stand her now. Besides, all the ana girls think Lindsay is way too fat and unspecial to be where she is now, much less anorexic herself.
This blog dug it's grave two entries ago. So shut the fuck up now. You get on my nerves, go die.
i wana make sweet love 2 jessica simpson man. i bet nick dosent even have a clue after all he's got a macho look and plenty of women want him so guys like that dont need 2 worry 2 much about the romance part they just go around bangin away i just need 1 girl and not just for the sex all these hot girls need 2 look a little deeper than looks and money after all old age will creep in one day or any amount of bad luck could take them prety looks away so jess give me a try my heart never been loved and i only know need not want!!!!!
p.s do u give good head?
hee hee fat bitch. im more anorexic than the lot of you!
This Anonymous dude sure says a lot , and sometimes changes his pinion.
Like, don't contradict!
It hurts my head.
I hate thinkin.
Lata,
Jessica "fatass" Simpson
This siste is awesome. Now that Lindsay has found Ana, it is obvious that she will never give up her ana ways. She'll just overstuff her push up bra so people will still think she has big tits and maybe later on get another boob job and look like a mop with two bowling balls attached to it. With ana and fake over bleached blonde hair and bushy black eyebrows, Lindsay has a brand new confidence she never had before even if she does look like shit in reality. Ana and Lindsay are soulmates, just like Kirstie Alley and twinkies.
I don't know how Lindsay can end the feud with Jessica Simpson but she can end the feud with her sister Ashlee by them both going on Letterman together and lipsynching a song together. Isn't that what both of them does best? It would be so beautiful. Then Joe Simpson could make out with Lindsay's mom just as the song ends and the audience claps as a sign of the peace and harmony that now exists between them to spite all their previous fighting over that gay ass fez.
Lindsay, how can you say such things about Jessica? Just a few months ago, you were a fat butterball. How can you not have any empathy for the fatties in the world? I know us girlies with boobs all have empathy for you with your shriveled wrinkled flat boobs laying over your nearly exposed ribcage and we all feel an special ache in our hearts when we see you all pale with lanuago hair all over your face and body. Return the empathy for the fat. Pity is almost as good as love.
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Eww like thats so not hot, bitch you should lose some more weight your starting to gain even more weight after your dull movie called Herpe fully loaded, like, ew.
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Jessica is so sucking in her fat gut in that pic. Good call, Lindsay.
LINDSAY, OMG, PLEASE HELP ME, I AM BIG FAT STINKIN SMELLY SWEATY HOG. TONITE I HAD 6000 CALORIES. MY INSIDES RUMBLE LIKE A MIGHTY EARTHQUAKE. I FEEL THE FAT ROLL ON MY STOMACH LIFT UP TOWARDS MY BOOBS AND GROW. I FEEL MY STOMACH EXPAND AND STRETCH OUT INTO THE PURPLE AND BLUE VEINS AND COTTAGE CHEESE CELLULITE. I WAS NOT EVEN HUNGRY. I AM JUST A LONELY FAT COW WITH A BIG NOSE AND DIMPLES AND AN OVERBITE. PLEASE HELP ME. I AM AFRAID. WILL THE FOOD AND FAT ROLL TAKE OVER MY BODY? IF I GOT TO THE BOWLING ALLEY RIGHT NOW, WILL SOME OLD DUDE WITH A BEARD TRY TO PICK ME UP BY THE BELLY BUTTON AND ROLL ME DOWN THE AISLE BY MY BIG FAT ROUND BARREL GUT. LIFE IS HARD FOR ME. I AM SUCH A PIGGIE. OINK. OINK. I LOVE TO EAT. I CANNOT HELP IT. I WISH THE NEED TO EAT MYSELF INTO NUMBNESS WILL GO AWAY. PLEASE HELP, I AM JUST A CONSIPATED WHALE. I HAVE TOO MUCH SKIN THAT FLAPS. I AM TOO SCARED OF THE SOUND OF MY SKIN FLAPPING. I NEED HELP. I NEED ADVICE AND TLC. IN THE RECENT MONTHS, YOU HAVE BECOME MY IDOL AS YOU HAVE LOST WEIGHT BETWEEN YOUR MOVIES. TELL ME HOW. I NEED TO KNOW THE SECRET. SCHOOL IS STARTING AND I AM SO FAT AND BLOATED. HELP. WHATEVA SHALL I DO?
ur so full of it! u can get sued for impersonating ms. lohan. stop this nonsense.
Haha I love the irony of this considering how skinny Jessica Simpson is. You're a riot.
hahahha, i love this.
So much drama over something so little. Thanks for making this little blog to corrupt other peoples mind.
you are fuckin crazy.... she is thin... fatass? please, get help!!!!!!!!
You are actually fucking INSANE if you think Jessica Simpson is fat.
Seriously.
Shes got a fucking PERFECT figure.
Anorexics are disgusting, do actually think people will want to have sex with a bag of bones?
Do you actually think its good to be able to fit into age 6-8 clothes?
JEEZ.
I struggle with anorexia and seeing
this didnt help me at all.It just
makes me feel fat and that I have to lose more weight.I have lost my monthly cycle because I eat to little.I also have been hospitalized and have cut myself for feeling bad about being fat.People say Iam to skinny,but they are probably just saying that because they are jealous.
Please stupid ass anorexia "Suffers" please "suffer" with your so called disease somewhere else. Your sad excuse for a disease is pathetic, bitches. The cure for it is only for you to feed your stupid fat head. Now go do it and your problems are solved. dumb whores. Some disease. You idiots. You're stupid. People without food would love to have your pretend problems. Unless you have totally lost your mind, you know anything under 100 pounds is too thin and anything above 150 is a big fat ass cow. Use that system for determining if you are a fat ass pig. If you are a pig, it's okay if you don't eat until you aren't a pig anymore because noone cares about you but after you get down to a reasonable weight like 120, then stop trying to lose weight and quit being a complete dumbass whore. Why is that so hard for you dumb numbskulls? I never seen such a dumb pile of bitches. I am glad that their reprouduction systems get fucked up where they can't have children because they don't need to reproudce with them being that stupid.
PLEASE JESSICA UR BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER HOW SKINNY U R PEOPLE R JUSS GONNA HAVE TO EXCEPT HER THE WAY SHE WANTS TO BE OKAY SO JUSS LEAVE HER ALONE
(SHES MY IDOL)
Why are all the pretty thin celebs blimping out? It's because society says that mary kate can't weigh 88 pounds without people getting on her back. Well, I say boo to that cause I think Americans are all jealous of the super skinny girls like Lara Flynn Boyle and Calista Flockhart to try to force them to fatten up and become big fat blimps to make fat American feel better about themselves for eating their 3rd box of cookies with whip cream on top. They can't stand to see a beautiful skinny celeb who has control of her appeite and looks like a beautiful waif because they are smothered in fat and smell like ham when they run. It's disgusting. Now they are pressuring Lohan to become a fat porky pig and her thighs are already turning into cottage cheese and are getting nasty. I feel sorry for her and I hope she starts losing weight again because she looks like a middle age mom who has let herself go and has no muscle tone. Poor chunky gut. It's sad that being a fat is beautiful but everyone is expected to tell thin girls they are ugly only because people think it's so dangerous to take laxatives and fast. It's so not. I have been doing it for years and I am doing just super! Thank you very much. Everybody knows thin is beautiful and fat is ugly.
look j.s is skinny her middle is skinny her face is skinny damn even her ankles r skinny,but wot the nice ppl on this blog r tryin 2 get u 2 see is that j.s has a
FAT ASS
man its huge if they ever wanted 2 take a picture of it nasa would have 2 point hubble at it and i'd still think u have problems gettin it all in 2 the view finder!!!
Yes they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in H E L L!!!!!
People like you make me laugh...just a bunch of losers with too much time on their hands. Don't get me wrong. I'm happy that people like you don't want to make anything of themselves...you just sit here...at the computer...and waste oxygen. I laugh.
Queen Latifah has a really fat ass. She is so fat that she is a bad influence on everybody she works with and when they touch her, her fat cells rub off on them and makes them fat. Like for examps, when she was doing living single, Kim fields was on her show and she started out being small but by the end of it she was nearly obese because of Queen Latifah's fat cells. see what happens when you accidently touch queen latifah! you get fat cells in your system. Yuckies! And then she did Chicago with Renee Zellwager and Catherine Zeta Jones and both turned up all fat asses right after that! Renee was so fugly huge in her next movie, Bridget Jones! DAMN! BITCH GOT HUGE. She had to have the fat cells removed by lipo. ok. And then Queen Latifah did that movie with Jimmy Fallon and he had been seen since. Maybe she ate him. Or he got soooooo fat, he can't be shot with one camera. That is so seriously scary shit. Queen Latifah is dangerous.
wot??? whos gonna die and burn in HELL davey boy so much 4 love thy enemy!
Shut up, Queen Latifah is TIGHT. What about Beyoncé. our just not ready for theelly my coward. Paris Hilton needs to die and go to H*ll.
does anybody knows this is a fake blog? You are the sad people, i love this blog because is awsome and makes me laugh.... so go ahead! this blog is so fuckin' great!
WHERE IN THE HELL IS JESSICA FATASS SIMPSON AT?!!!!!!!!
BITCH WHERE U AT?!!
Just to leat your know, your a sick son of a bith. Oh, and another thing, laxatives don't do anything for you to lose weight. So before you go making fun of people, make sure you know what you're talking about first. Asshole.
every ones a critic slag this bitch that
I'm in hell biatch.
ur in hell bitch how da fuk did satan get your fat ass through the gates there isent enough room in hell for that ass!!!
This Website Has A Point.
But Whoever Wrote This Is Going To Get Into Alot Of Sh*t Oneday.
YO L'LO
HURRY UP N UPDATE THIS BITTCCHHHHH
AND TO ALL THA HATAZ--
CHILL YO, HAVE SUM FUN
IM FEZ I BE THE HOT SHIT
I BE FUKIN ASHLEE SIMPSON
LOHAN U TOO SLOW
THAS WHY I DUMPED YO BITCH ASS
I AM EAGER TO READ YOUR NEXT ENTRY.
yeah::)) I like Jessica
kasapyunus@hotmail.com
ohhhh nooooo.........gonna get in to a lot of shit sum day wwwoooaaaahhhhh i think i just pooped myself.
hey lindsay! have u seen hilary duff lately? have taught to her all of your wisdom? i mean, i think she has realised how beautifully skinny u look, and have decided to look like an skeleton too!! its fantastic! soon, you, proud anorexic hollywood ppl will rule the world!
love and laxatives.
Hey Lindsay i love the page and why the fuck is that hoe paris commenting your page YOU BITCH I HATE YOU i love you lindsay xxxxxx
~Nicole Richie~
First of all Jessica Simpson IS NOT FAT!!! I hate to see what skinny is to you then.
You may have self image issue and thats why you have to tell all of us she is fat and so on.
Maybe pretty girls like her made fun of you and put you down in school, but going on, and on about her body size is CRAZY!!! You make NO SENCE at all with this whole web site and your right I do disagree with you on bush and YES this will be the last time I ever go to your site.
How old are you??? What differance have you made in this world??? Besides telling us that Jessica Simpson, and Linday Lohan are either to fat or to Skinny????
You know what I think is funny? How pissed people get. Yea this site has some gross stuff on it, but it is funny too. I doubt Lind. Loh. comes here and cries about what is said. Her name is plastered everywhere about her weight (which is getting better I think) and he love life and her family life. Shes a celebrity and thats life for them so people should not get so insulted by this site. Also, I know a lot of girls are angry about the whole "making fun of anorexia" thing, but only a true retard would beleive this to be true and dont you think it is better to show the negative of such a disorder oopossed to the sites that support it. Either way this is not my humor, but I enjoy reading the comments...and I hope more people come here and rant...none of us know any celebrities and I doubt they care about some losers blogg site...So BITCH on fatties!
jessica fatass simpson ttthhhhiiiiissss iiissss GGGGOOOOODDDDD i give you full permision to get your fat fucking behind out of hell im trying to keep that place clean so GET OUT YOU DIRTY DITZ!!
Don´t fool religion. That was so dumb,it wasn´t funny. Learn to write too. Prep.
IF U DUNN LYKE JESSICA S IM ME AT ALIDDLEANGEL@AOL.COM IM ALWAYS ON
lindsay is such a loser. nough said.
jessica isnt fat she actually looks as if she lost some weight...anyway u lindsay r just jealous cus she's got a bigger bust than u! HA HA! & she looks way more gorgeous!(not that i believe u actually created this site but whatever!)
i agree with who ever said paris sucks. get a life paris!(& good job leaving ur porn career behind! HA HA!)
I'd say she was skinny and really pretty actually. Lindsay Lohan is just skinny and really ugly.
YOU NEED TO UPDATE , FATTY
The lot of you are nuts!
I am so glad you lost all that weight and dyed your hair lindsay. before you look like a real fat pig with chunky thighs and a fat roll and all that nappy red hair. it reminded me of the child play dolls from the movie child's play. you look so bad like that. but shit, lindsay, you're still fugly as a blonde. and how sad is it that you're totally trying to cramp your mom's style by stealing her style? she needs beat your ass. it's sad that you want to look like a forty year old bleach blonde washed up dancer with a bunch of kids but congratulations, lindsay, you accomplished your goal. since you're getting all fake, you should totally get a nose job because your nose bugs me. you have flaring nostrils like mister ed on tv. i can just imagine you lindsay, trotting off into the sunset with oily bleach blonde hair shaking in the breeze. fix it and those eyebrows. damn, those eyebrows look like bat wings, bitch. jessica simpson was a chunky fat hog face but now she is slimming down like everyone else. in that pic though, she is holding in her stomach so maybe she is just fat. ha.
I prefer doing anorexia than bulimia ´cause i dont want no nasty teeth!
fuckkkkking update u slut
copy and past this links:
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New pics of Lindsay from getty images. Nice eye makeup. ha ha ha ha. it looks like she has on six or seven layers of it and she looks bloated. maybe she got visited by the mia fairy. I bet she has to have people lead her around because she can't see over her stupid eye makeup and what's with her using black eyebrow pencil on eyebrows when she has blonde hair? What a joke. There people who put makeup on dead people and make them look more natural. what a gross display of lohan's white trash side. she almost looks like mariah carey there. ha ha ha ha ha.
U guys should just get a life. Making fun of celebs is a stupid thong to do. y don't u ming ur own friggen buisness k? ttyl biotches
Dudes. While this blog is fairly amusing, and I'm always down for celebrity bashing, Lindsay is not skinny due to anorexia or bulimia. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those "how dare you make fun of a serious issue!" downers. All I'm saying is, CLEARLY Hohan is skinny because of her raging COKE HABIT, not anorexia or bulimia. She's not skinny because she wants to be, it's just a side effect of her drug abuse.
Now do you understand, children? This blog would be way more funny if you focused on that.
That is all. ;)
But didn't she confess that she did have a serious problem with anorexia? I also thought that she quit taking drugs?
Lohan is bulimic because one minute she is skinny as a rail and the next minute she all bloated up like pork fat. it's true. if you look threw getty images and the dates of the pics, you will see what i am talking about. that would also explain why she has tons of nasty ass food on her teeth and why her breath smells of vomit and her hands smell like toliet bowel cleaner.
http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/54167670.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DEF331F0A3DAAB4ABF5EEF62540446EBB0621B2AC3A62513D3
Hey look everybody, Lindsay steals Mariah Carey's look. How cute. Not! And it looks like she is using Christina Aguilera's makeup artist. OMG! She has the most bloated fat face ever. I guess she has been drinking or purging, lol. What a fatty. She looks like a man in drag. She has enough eye makeup for three people. That is sick. I thought for a sec maybe Ashlee simpson blacked her eyes, LMAO! She is also copying Mariah's flat top hair style. And what is with the haircolor? It's like a fake gold like brassy. Nasty. She is so classless and skanky.
Jessica is fat, but not as fat as you! Haha, this is so funny!
PUBERTY PROBLEM
Hi I am new to this site.... and um, just let me get to the point. This goes to all of the woman and booger ( the user that is 11 years old.) I am going through puberty were I am getting hair on my vagina... a lot of hair. ewww, i know. Just PLESE tell me if this is normal. I am a 13 year old girl.
thanks
Don´t be stupid. Girls can start puberty since age 8! Or up to age 15! You should have a healthy period between 10-16. Breast growth, 10-12. Pubic hair, 10-14. Acne, 11-if you don´t take care of your face, also while you are an adult. You are normal, I´m just like you at 13.
Also, you will gain a lot of weight, so don´t go into eating disorders ´cause this is normal. When you finish puberty, you ill be at your adult weight. You should have a 60 minute walk a day if you want a healthy body type and eat lots of fruits and vegetables (that´s why America has so many oily faced people-they don´t like eating them!)
ewwwwwww!! thats nasty. I think some girls have hair on their privates too, in my class. Oh! About school, I HATE IT!!!!!!!!! I am now in 6th grade and I have like the meanest teacher in the school!I am usually a good student but my mom forgot to sign my assignment notbook, so now I cannot go out on Friday!!!! I am soo mad at her!! My teacher is so stupid!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS FUCKING HOT! Saw Dukes of Hazzard just coz of her. Jessica Simpson + wicked-ass cars = mega hotness! *drools*. I'm sorry Lindsay, but it justs makes me think you're more of a bitch for bitching bout Jess.
I use to really dislike Jessica, but she aint half bad in that photo. She has a geart rack and a great ass. She does need to put on a little weight though. Lindsay, Your an ugly little fea. I wanna just flick your tiny little body away!
Booger, shut up.
Jessuca Simpson has a pancake ass. WTF aee you talking about?
leave booger alone, what is your problem?
booger sucks. the name boger sucks. i mean, it´s a booger. what a booger.
SUCK on my sickle tambourine and dont call me anorexic, i just have a big head.
Lindsay, dont know what happened to you... Used to look up to you and think you were great but now you disgust me. Your disease will kill you shortly as everyone knows and if that is the reason for why you die then it will only do real teenage girls a favour. Nobody should have to listen to your pathetic preaching about looking like a starving african child that you would usually only see on television. So for the sake of humanity go eat a Snickers.
you're such a bitch.Shez so friggin skinny.If u think shez fat I think itz time u saw a psychiatrist or check ur self into a mental hospital.U might look a tad nicer if u were 2 stuff some food down ur throat that doesnt come out of ur ass. Good luck. Get a life man.
Hey people lindsey lohan is so fat that she can eat a hog i pesonally i hate her. So who's with me. P.S. don't u ever make fun of me that way u should talk.
Jessica "Skinny" Simpson
Lindsey U are such a dumbass ditz and a fatass, I HATE U.Fuck u Bitch.
Jessica "skinny" Simpson
you dumb motherfucking fat lards,do you really think this is lindsey lohan writing this?Even though she has humilated herself,she wouldnt even go this far.i can imagine celebrities,famous or not dont spend their time on the internet making webpages
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?? R U SERIOUS?? is that meant to be sarcasm! SHE IS A TWIG IN THAT PHOTO! JEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE! YOURE ALL FREAKIN CRAZY!
This website is fuckin ridiculous...get a life.
blah Jessica Simpson that wommens SUCH une agace-pissete
EWWWWWWWWWW
u ppl r sik! uve airbrushed tht pic of jessica simpson 2 make her luk rele skinny n ur sayin shes fat o dear!!!!! all u ppl tht r cummin on theze syt wantin 2 loose weight coz u fink ur fat but ur alreddy anorexic u need serious help n 2 get a life thn sittin on the computer n cummin on these syts wer ther tranna say ur fat its a lda bullshit!!!!!!!!!! this syt is sik n ur tranna kill ur ppl!
I love this. who ever came up with all of this should fucking marry me NOW. haha
A
lindsay, first of all George W. Bush does alot better than youwould ever do at being president. if you ever president, i seriously would move. what a wannabe you are!!! PATHETIC
Well, i wish i´d be as "fat" (???) and as "ungly" as her! Anyway, how about posting a pic of you? I wanna see how gorgeous e skinny looking you are!
yeah, really.....i want to see how skinny and "non-fatass-bitch" you are!!!!!
first of all you are not lindsay lohan. Second, you are certainly not anorexic. if you were... you would know that we dont need to LEARN how to be anorexic. its not a diet its a disease and if you had it youd at least know that. you fucking idiot.
ok people first let me say that if you have nothing better to do with your time than make fun of people then you really need to get a life oh... and find some friends! not only that but just to know that you have to make fun of someone to make your self feel better only reasures me that you are the one who looks like someone shoved a cake down your throat! come on morons... life is too short to be critical bitches who are too overweight to get off their asses and loose it!!! grow up kids!!!
okay.........you guys are SICK to think that JESSICA SIMPSON is fuckin FAT just cuz shes probably a LOT FUCKIN PRETTIER THAN UR FAT ASS so, yes, i'm talking 2 u "lindsay "skinny" lohan" so here are my words........U CAN GO FUCK URSELF U STUPID FATASSES CUZ U KNOW THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe u r just TWENTY FIVE POUND ANOREXIC WHORES who need 2 get a life AND A GUY and a SNICKERS BAR cuz hun...GUYS LIKE THEIR GIRLS CURVY!!!!!! AND WITH HUGE ASSES!!!!! ok, and, BEFORE u go callin us fat, think twice...cuz we're not...
btw...tyick idk who u r but u r my hero! lol.
Amen
I bet lindsay is such a nice girl and this is just cruel really.
who are u all yelling at?This is a parody blog made by the creators of Liquidgeneration.
Plz stop taking all so serious its all a joke really, they just came up with all this to make ppl laugh thats all so plz don't get offended.
Love&Vegetables A.E Constanza
Promoting anoroxia is not funny...unless u want to dig your own grave, that is.
This blog is very...interesting. It's funny to see someone making fun of lindsay lohan and jessica simpson when they probably accomplished more than the person that made this blog. It's pretty pathetic if you think about it. People need to realize that there are all forms of beauty and not just the waify kinds. Jessica is not fat. What is considered fat anyways? open up your eyes.
To the person who made this blog: I dare you to put a pic of yourself up on this website so we can critcize you. Then well see who the "biggest loser" really is ;)
Okay settle down everyone. I think we're all quiet aware that Anorexia is not a joke, but what Lindsay Lohan is doing to herself is. Looking at photos of her makes me about as sick as looking at photos of obese people, it's wrong and i don't think that she should be mocked during her current weight issues. However, this blog site is basically only showing what's really going on. What's really going on is there are sooo many celebreties who are starving themselves because they THINK they're fat and it's quiet depressin. This site is only making it so it isn't as depressing. If you ask me, for all you who are ripping on each other on here you need to get a life, they're only having a bit of harmless fun, it's not like the celebreties are going to even see it or be offended by it, they know what they're doing to themselves and as a public we are entitled to our own individual opinions. But this is not your website, it is a liquid generation website and they are also entitled to do what they please with it. People, grow up and stop taking everything so seriously. Thankyou for your time, my apologies if i offended anyone. Bubay and peace. Love me...
Haha... like your really Lindsay Lohan! Stop trying to act like a celebrity cos your nothing special!
Get a life and mock yourself!
FIRST OF ALL!
JESSICA SIMPSON ISNT FAT AT ALL!!
SHE HAS THE PERFECT BODY!! I BET THAT IT ISNT LINDSAY LOHAN WHO HAS WRITTEN ALL THIS! IT IS JUST SOME JERK THAT HAS NO LIFE!
THIS IS SO LAME, STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AND LET THEM LOOK AS THEY WANT TO, AS LONG AS THEY ARE HEALTHY AND HAPPY!
mens dont like skinny womans at least intelegent mens we like them like alba
shes great and diet is a bitch i eat a lot seriously and i have a great body cuz i exercice plus im very strong fat ppl and skinny ppl should commit
suicide, thanks.
wow she doesnt look \fat at ALL in this picture! Your Crazy!
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