THE TODAY SHOW
Hiya! Did you all catch me on The Today Show today!!!@!!@ I can't believe how big my gut looked. Everybody knows the televsion puts on, like, 20lbs. I felt like a MAJOR fatass. Anywho...
I know you're all looking forward to my movie, Herbie Fully Loaded. Just so you know, the movie was show before I became Dietarily Enlightened. Now when I wake up, I recite my Emaciation Proclamation and the Thin Commandmends and everything is fine. Thank Jesus I have my words.
Speaking of religion...What's the deal with Scientology? Do any of you know anything about it? Katie and Tom are making such a big deal about it that I cannot help but learn about it. I tried that whole Kabbalah shebang awhile ago but din't like that whol red-string around your wrist thing. Us Ana-Girls (Anorexic Girls for those of you not in the know) already have something like that. Those Kabbalahists should get a life.
Okay, the promotional tour must continue!
Love and Laxatives,
L.LO
22 Comments:
Lindsay, girl, I did see you on the today show, and you did look kinda fat. Did you swallow your toothpaste in the morning and forget to spit it out, because there was like a carb or two in your system. I bet you drove the car into Ann Curry before going live because you were upset that she wasn't willing to hold your hair back before you went on the air. That bitch, doesn't she know that vomitting before going on the air makes you look and feel great (minus the shaking, but whatever)! She probably just wanted to be the pretty one, but she can't because she's fat and old and your bones stick out more than hers which is way cooler! Love ya babe!
Oh my gosh skinny Linny, don't say that....you'll kill those carbs! I know you, you're my inspiration afterall. I'm gonna watch you on Letterman tonight too! Love & Laxatives!
Wow I know this whole thing is fake becasue it is on the liquid generation site. But anyways, I hope that Lindsay gets better. She was gorgeous before the going blonde for the movie and all the weight she dropped. I will pray for her.
XOX laura
NO, I didn't see it, lindsay but I bet you were a major FAT ASS. I can imagine you now walking out on the show and just thinking to yourself that your thighs looked HUGE. haha take care missy cow
Hey, I saw it. Do something about your freaking eyebrows, linds. Why are so black? It makes you look like that boy from Malcom in the middle with a blonde wig on and in a push bra. Dye your eyebrows and pluck them right away. They're just nasty.
You guys need to get a life and stop saying such horrible things about someone you don't even know.
Lindsay isn't 'skinny'. I don't know what's wrong with you people. She's SLIM, okay? SLIM. You guys obviously haven't seen the czech model Hana Soukupova. Check out style.com for her runway pics (especially the Dolce and Gabbana f/w 05-06 show). Now THOSE are scary. Lindsay looks fine.
And to all those people out there who actually think lindsay is writing this blog: GET A GRIP. It's OBVIOUSLY written by some 'used-to-be-hilarious-but-now-not-so-funny' low-life who has nothing better to do.
Lindsay looks like Malcom in the Middle in drag and if he was starved to death by his mom. Poor Lindsay. She will always look like a freckled face little boy who has boobs. A sort of weird looking transvestite. That must be awfully diffcult. Who's dick did she have to suck to get a Meryl Streep movie? Maybe it was her bleached blonde mama that had to do it since watching someone who look like Malcom in the Middle suck you off would be disturbing. I bet Lindsay's mom had to swallow it and she got so angry that she paid Lindsay back by farting directly in her face. Is that what caused Freckles to vanish, all that excessive gas right in the face. That must have so hard for poor Lindsay. I bet she gagged.
Hey Fatasses thats funny how you call LL fat (not Liquid Generation thats funny but the other comment makers) I bet your all Fat computer cows get a life fatasses and stop making fun of people which are obliviously making money of you ....bye Computer Cows:) moo
"computer cow" tee hee. That made me giggle.
obviously mister nobody you are the computer cow for calling all the commenters here that. Ya we apparently have a life and whatever. We do this to have fun. I bet you're wishing to lay LL that's why you sound so fucking grouchy. So you take all that resentment out on us.
Do us all a favor, and go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, stupid fuck.
Lindsay, what have you done to yourself? Your hair is orangish and so is your skin. You have black bushy eyebrows and are a toothpick size. It's painfull to look at you. You look nasty. Do you realize people all of the world starve because they have no choice but you just do it out of vanity? YOU disgust me. You're gross. It's fine to be thin but you have just went too far and you look sick. They should feed you milkshakes and not stop. Also, what is up with your hairline? It's odd. You should try to fix that, if you can and I also recomend stop with the low cut dresses. Just give it up. Everybody knows about silly push up bras, trying to make up for what you once had, fake breast implants or not. I mean, one minute you're flat and the next minute you've got a little bit of a figure. Just give it up. Everybody knows you have the body of a starving poster child, you need quit trying to be sexy. It's not working. yuck. Lindsay is nasty.
You ROCK Lindsey........you look so much more cute as a red head and kinda chubby but you STILL ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay if you are reading this, please e-mail me at destrad@msn.com
Please do this because i am a fan and if you don't mind me saing you are a beautiful woman.
Thank you,
Brad
This site is rediculous. Lindsey looks SO much better this way. All woman like to be thin. Face it fatties...she isnt anorexic, she is just normal and decided why be fat when I can be thin. She has everything at her fingertips. If we all had a $10,000 a day personal trainer we could all drop 20 lbs in 2 months too. Give it up. Somebody spent way too much time on this site and is probably sitting in their size 40 jeans eating a box of twinkies jerking off to pictures of pizza and cookies right now. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Damn! You people are so fucken judgemental. I think Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous! I hope you get to read this, well it doesnt matter really its obvious how beautiful you are but anyway...you dont look anorexic at all just thin, but you did look better with the red, more natural, blond looks great too, but red is more u more original.Someone said something about your hairline...what the f***! Mine looks exactly the same.It's wierd i mean i also have the damn cowlick on only one side (right side like you) but my shits worse i have a widows peak too, i noticed you bleach it to kinda get rid of it smart move. anyway these people are sooo jelous of you its rediculous. i guess criticizing u makes them feel better bout themselves how pathetic anyway they keep calling you fat then anorexic wtf? my honest opinion..you look good either way. ----
you are crazy
you are going to kill someone
who cares for you
but i care for my friends
so beautiful girls
Lindsay you look great i dont like the neck bones thou not so hot but omfg ur waist is so freakin small thats awesome
yall dont know what ur talking about this blog was made by the creators of Liquidgeneration, I guess this is their job or somethin i don't know....its somethin.......
what did you eat today?fatass??!!!
i love linsay cos she got the guts to vomit and to turn into a great beautiful skinny as hell girl!
emmy lindsay wasn't gorgeous back then she is gorgeous now, i hope she doesn't gain all the fat again. i hate fat people!!!!monsters
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ok i knoe this is fake but whoever posted the Lindsay thing is mean!!!! I am actually anorexic and this is an INSULT!!! and i try hard to eat more.....
i googled my name, which is lindsay, and it brought me to this site. i love how a bunch of people write nasty messages to someone they don't know. losers. the only people who talk shit about skinny people are FAT PEOPLE. get lives you cows. even when she is blonde she is still something none of you losers could ever be. get some self esteem!!!
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